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Will you be my best man?
Apr 29, 2017 2:20 PM
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Ididntwantthis
"Omg, I used a lot of swearwords, I'm so cool now."
professorberrynibble
The F word is like salt. The right amount makes a dish better. Too much and you don't want it anymore.
paradoxincorpus
Douchey
Omakepants
This makes me feel like an old fuddy-duddy because I think people cuss way too much nowadays. Ah well.
MilesPrower
People don't fucking curse too fucking much, for fuck's sake.
AnythingMuchShorter
Is anyone else getting tired of this trope?
OuroborosX
That is some really insecure bro-ing.
mikeytronic
This is what happens when you plan a wedding at age 14.
Midgarmerc
You get it? He said "fuck" a lot
flamingfreebird
Oooooooooohhh. Thanks for that. I was wondering what the joke was. I thought it was just kind of stupid.
PrimarchHorusLupercal
This was made by a woman who thinks that's how men talk to each other
B4dL30
Wouldn't a motherfucking wedding be incestuous?
TheDairyPope
Depends on whose mother you're fucking.
lb01
This is stupid
SloppyJimbo
This reeks of difficulty with emotion
moxymox
This was horrible when it was introduced as an edgy invitation in 2008. It hasn't aged well.
mmkey
Too many fucks
itsbry
He gave a couple of fucks, that's for sure...
stefandeseve
Shut your fucking face uncle fucker!
IreallywantmynametobeSpaghetti
You're a boner biting bastard Uncle Fucker!
twointhewhatandoneinthewhere
Dude, so edgy, the way he doesn't act like the rest of people who get married. Wow.
bronayne
The life of a frat bro.
Chawzilla
cogitoro
As a guy who loves whiskey, I'd happily accept this invitation but would've preferred a normal paper invitation not covered in swear words.
westboundbiker
If you like whiskey, in sure you'd prefer it also wasn't on an over-promoted bottom rung whiskey.
Mercenarity
Groom and prospective best man probably know what make each other chortle, though.
DaddySlapper
im down for swearing and whatnot but i think this is a bit much. downvote me IDGAF
rabbiebabbie
I agree with you but I really wanna down vote you for saying downvote me! What do I do imgur?!?
DaddySlapper
do what you want. imgur points are meaningless to me.
rabbiebabbie
How else do you judge your own self worth??
DaddySlapper
I cant come up with a nice witty responce because i either dont know or because im too tired but cant go back to sleep
rabbiebabbie
I'll pretend you said something witty and respond with something slightly funnier that I had to Google to make sure I spelled it all right.
FluffyThePuffy
Cringe
DoublevBomb
"Suck a dick" and the like are always used as insults, and yet many men enjoy having their dicks sucked often. http://imgur.com/TID3ttO
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
You missed a key difference. As you stated the enjoy having THEIR dicks sucked, not sucking dicks.
DoublevBomb
Unwilling to reciperate, what a surprise.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
You are surprised heterosexual men don't want dicks in their mouths? Oh boy you have a lot to learn about the differences in sexuality.
DoublevBomb
You're taking everything way too seriously.
couldyoupleasenot
You're the one who's angry at a whole sexuality you fucking spoon
GhostSignals
who hurt you
DoublevBomb
No one, it's just confusing.
GhostSignals
okay, time for a dick suck education; suck a dick is used as an insult, yes. for heterosexual males who's interest lies within women, to 1/?
GhostSignals
be told to suck a dick is pretty raw.
GhostSignals
BUT AT THE SAME TIME; getting your dick sucked is pretty fuckin nice dude. like, that shits just all around a good time.
fracturematt
so lame
Lemuffinmannn
What do you call a party pooper you lay in front of your front door?
Sionas
I feel like this is just tacky and wordy. Cursing this much seems excessive.
MichaeIScott
That's why you weren't invited
couldyoupleasenot
And you were?
MichaeIScott
DoublevBomb
While I link this for fun,
, I generally agree. But then, my friends aren't douche-bros, so perspective, etc
Executor32
sbyrnes
Wow, that's a great test for speed reading right there.
yannireddit123
guythezombie
That escalated quickly, LOL
SomeRandomArsehole
You call that "quickly"?
poexone
Lolescalater
Znayx
I'd go with "lolscalator" without that first "e" cause it just rolls off the tongue better
apittsburghoriginal
A for effort doe
Clearcount
This is too much bro for me
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WhoGlvesAfck
What are you on about?
DoublevBomb
I always used to fail this class, http://imgur.com/TID3ttO, but it's never really bothered me.
Nigbac
Fucking rekt.
stankychicken
Same hes doing way too much
DrTobiasKingofFunke
Never enough bro, Bro.
paulshof1
Nah, maybe a bit but still at least it's original
CallMeAl
Not at all. Pinterest is crawling with this kind of stuff
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
Yea. The 18 different fonts... I hate this shit. Tacking, and was original the first 3 times.
Glocktober
Eh, trying too hard.
NotTodayNotYesterday
If it's a personal joke between them, it'd do well. Hell, doing no harm already
AmSaiCo
Says a post on imgur, where sad tweens steal and fight and cry daily over a couple Pepe points...
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Exactly. And they can be the bitchiest queens on the planet.
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
At least he tried at something in his life.
therealVexed
Bad day buddy ;)
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
A string of them
couldyoupleasenot
Lmao what
Tekhaze
It's excessive, but I'm for sure y'all jealous.
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
Exactly.
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
If someone works so damn hard trying to make a simple questions like that more "manly" I think they're probably pretty insecure. Lame.
extrakerned
I agree. The whole 'friendly message said tough and mean' was all the rage in 2006, too
PillaPlease
This person was probably 12 in 2006.
dreadmad
Sure, but this image has probably been around since then. Definitely not the first time I've seen it
judeseamus1972
This is the guy that will have a "I'm willing to go to prison if you mess with my daughter" sign in his garage. Lame.
therealpawpatrol
Do you have to give the contents of the bottle back the answer? Or can it be empty?
diregamer
You call your friend and share jesus ya'll selfish asses
GregoriusDaneli
No one said the label had to be attached to the bottle when you gave your answer back.
PizzaSlutForever
Empty. Refill. Return. Simples
daaaBlues
Umm..my gfriend is named caitlin and she only drinks jack. Really hope she doesn't see this
Conniefoo21
It should have lines measuring the contents for answers and "Yes" being way at the bottom
LiTMac
It does say "Choose a fucking box and drink..." so I would imagine it's expected to be returned empty.
andrewtater
It can be empty, and you can check both "Fuck Yes" and "Fuck You"
WaterForTheWaterHungry
Don't drink it... if you're hungry, I got you
HD2composer
I just need the water, crazy water-hungry at the moment
TheStealthHippopotamus
If you ask this question you're not ready to be the best man
therealpawpatrol
Since I'm not a man anyways, I'll have to agree with you.
spits1fire20
Filter it through your kidneys first...
whereigotogetdownvotes
You've got to follow directions!
hearing
Empty
BruteHoleForce
Piss in it then give it back.
HighlandPotatoe
Throw**
FeathersPryx
That would work because he wouldnt notice the difference
gregorclegane
Is that you Paddy, fuck sake we went over this.
lilmookie
Send back empty bottle with "fuck no" checked off.
smallskillerofhambino
Filled with urine.
CrossBetween
That's the hallmark of true bromance.
degenerator
If it's going to cost him $3k to go to a wedding? Fuck *yes*, fuck no.
fnagy
YourLordCthulhu
I get it, but my friend doesn't. He so stupid. And also is me.
degenerator
Someone got to the FP with a complaint about spending $3k to attend *another* person's wedding. Steep for a guest.
CondescendingCunt
...and "Fuck you".
MrRandom314159
... and "Fuck Yes" just to confuse the shit out of them.
TyrionLannisterTheImp
"...whatever, we'll just drag him out of the whorehouse on the morning of the wedding, throw a suit on him. Have cousin Ted hold him up."
Micah408
Is that from something? Hangover? If not, damn. If so, please inform.
TyrionLannisterTheImp
Not from "something" per se, but not far off from what we had to do with my best man at my wedding.
bjuttejuppe
How to even check a box that is black..?
Facinarose
Silver sharpie.
Raxzx
Ask a prison guard.
bjuttejuppe
lilmookie
white out
DeathBeUponYou
http://imgur.com/hErZe8v
thezale19
Fkn saved
strugglingLAKERfan
thezale19
That too
Znayx
...What is with that blurry, broken, pixelated, unmoving upvote gif?
Starlatan
That means it's time to upgrade from Windows 95.
Znayx
And yes I'm fully updated. And Android.
Znayx
I'm on the Imgur app
Znayx
I have gotten this very rarely and I'm confused every time
Znayx
Now that I've basically gotten confirmation that this is how it's supposed to be, I see that I was just oblivious that you were joking.
hardhart
Well, what's it gonna be, fuck face?
itsthatsweetsweettrash
Well, gonna be what's it, face fuck?
triSARAtopswasalreadytaken
Let me sleep on it
quitepossiblygettingold
Baby, baby, let me sleep on it
triSARAtopswasalreadytaken
Let me sleep on it. I'll give give you and answer in the mo-o-orning
PizzaSlutForever
I gotta know right now!
JHEverdene
Do you love me? Will you love me forever?
triSARAtopswasalreadytaken
Thanks for recognizing that haha
quitepossiblygettingold
I love lyric chains!