Amberliiina
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May 2, 2018 6:34 AM
Amberliiina
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IamNotAnAlien
pffft. 5 minutes my ass. you’re all finished in 2
blackholevoid10011
Does the person you have sex with identifies as a person eating a microwave dinner? They don't like it but eat it anyways.
PunchInTheDicker
Mostly artificial
knobhoblin
Cheap but most wouldn't second time
rainbowjo
Also a frequent option for people when they’ve lost their self respect.
ant357681337
Needs more meat,alot more
TakeAFannyGallop
They might look like a dried turd, but they’re usually satisfying.
Rodvitner
If they're frozen it's extremely rare to find any that doesn't make me want to throw it away.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
And the best you can get sometimes
silentwolf1999
Adequate yet not satisfying?
bananapancakes
When people are done with me, they wish I belonged in a freezer somewhere.
citrus7652
5 minutes? You need to stop bragging...
wisearse
I wouldn’t taste the gravy
WeirdExceptionDuck
That looks really good for a microwave dinner.
allinvain
Can that stuff be any worse for you than McD? Probably not.
thehoesenone
Taste like ass
Contra3IsTheHardestGameEver
Where is the chill imgurians? Where is it? My god these comments ate better than /r/roastme
RackhamTheRed
and too much salt
bubsassian
Welcome to league of legend
GomezAtTheDebOfNight
Same but I'm a Swanson Hungry Man and not a lil bitch
jazzhandpanda
hungry man! now with 2 x meat!
phera777
Low maintenance
ZanasoSwain
I always bake mine. Takes way longer, but so worth the wait.
PutThatThingBackWhereltCameFromOrSoHelpMe
And just because you have a small amount of vegetables, doesn't mean you're healthy
SendMeOxygen
but I only cost you a dollar twenty five.
IAmACyberneticOrganismLivingTissueOverEndoskeleton
I dont want to advertise anything, but Stouffers Fitbowls looks exactly like the picture, trust me Im a frozen dinner veteran, I didnt 1/2
IAmACyberneticOrganismLivingTissueOverEndoskeleton
See a conventional oven before I was a man.
blindduck78
Cheap and easy and people don’t have to put in the actual effort?
PatrikLilja
I want my women like I want my microwave dinners...
RackhamTheRed
without dick?
DrunknBraindead
There goes my new Facebook status
Imightbetrolling
In both situations, as long as they end up in someone's mouth, that's a win.
espexer
Icy in the middle.
topdollar38
Gotta stir their potatoes to warm them up
blooregardqkazoo
"Is your hotpocket cold in the middle?" "It's frozen. But it can be served boiling lava hot."
SuperPoe
Will it burn my mouth?
Cindex1337
You have two choices, mouth burning insanity, or coldly disappointing
blooregardqkazoo
It will destroy your mouth.
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
Extremely hot on the outside
Operational117
And otherwise bland and boring.
ZimGenzko
Lacking any value.
GodsFoot
And about 20 of them im the supermarket freezer. Am I doing this right?
0xBAADF00D
And salty as fuck
MorfarErHer
But just good enough when drunk as fuck