This is actually massive. Even if it's not the horse, I don't think people really realize what this means. You can't confirm that it's *not* Bill unless you know who it *is*. And you can only know who it *is* if it's *real*. So if he says that Bubba isn't Bill, then he's also saying that the photos are *definitely* real.
This will make Trump even more popular with Republican voters. The only thing better than someone who kidnaps and repeatedly rapes children is someone who kidnaps and repeatedly rapes children while also performing blowjobs on men and/or horses named Bubba.
If I had a nickel for every time the phrase "I have not had sexual relations with X" was a probable phrase to be uttered from Bill Clinton's mouth I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice.
Okay but the subtext you guys. He is saying it wasn't bill Clinton; not that trump DIDNT suck Bubba. So somewhere out there is in fact a video of trump sloppin somebody little soldier until it burped up some spunk
I'll be boring. Let's say it's a typo on "blowing bubbles". Bubble was a street name for mephedrone, described as a mix of speed, ecstacy, and coke. Sounds like the perfect drug for Trump. And if the real reference is to photos of him doing drugs, then that would explain why nobody is jumping up to clarify. Only problem with this theory is that mephedrone wasn't really a thing until after 2000... but maybe that works for a Trump who is bored with / leery of coke? It's "medicine" you see...
I also haven't heard "blowing bubbles" as a term for being on "bubble" but on the other hand pill users are always coming up with their own cute little phrases for "being on the drug".
So imagine the brother of a pedo ring comes out, not to side with you, not to deny it happened, but just to clarify that it wasn't Clinton. Holy fucking shit, lmao
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
"The President in particular is very much a figurehead—he wields no real power whatsoever. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it."
You should have done the American public a favor and done a Mr hands. Absolutely positively do not Google that. There is video and you have been warned
And that is less relevant still than the fact that other people, including a foreign despot, may have access to evidence of such acts and are using it as blackmail on the President of the United States.
Every year AI improves further, any such possible evidence will get less and less valuable. In 5 years, nobody will trust such photos or video anymore.
justfillingthespace
This is actually massive. Even if it's not the horse, I don't think people really realize what this means. You can't confirm that it's *not* Bill unless you know who it *is*. And you can only know who it *is* if it's *real*. So if he says that Bubba isn't Bill, then he's also saying that the photos are *definitely* real.
UnaccomplishedWatcherImNotaBot
Guys, don't be disgusting. It only means that Bill was hung. Like a horse
WeHaveCheese
Babomonkey
Noahbalboa82
Goddamn this is entertaining
ToSisPoS
How deep did it get? Use your arm for reference.
UserMad42
So he blew a HORSE?
This is your "president"? I think we need to wall off the USA from the rest of the world for a few years until you sort out your shit.
DaveLeche24
While campaigning, he was obsessed with Arnold Palmer’s massive CORK… so I checked his nickname, “the King”… no match. Dang.
TofuGolem
This will make Trump even more popular with Republican voters. The only thing better than someone who kidnaps and repeatedly rapes children is someone who kidnaps and repeatedly rapes children while also performing blowjobs on men and/or horses named Bubba.
agentcutielocks
"REAL MEN SUCK DICK" -- the next MAGA t-shirt, probably.
JRaven419
Neigh means neigh!
agentcutielocks
"REAL MEN SUCK HORSE DICK" -- Also MAGA, probably.
intaglioguy
Jeffrey Epstein's brother is not really a reliable source, because he's eyeballs-deep in the Epstein files, too.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Sure, sure. But privately years ago he did make a comment and did not release it, so there's some blowies happening somewhere most likely
spangolio
he is a piece of shit since many, many years
WhatisBug
Nobody involved is super reliable, sadly. Definitely a tangled web, except they are very non-chalant about there being underaged girls involved
Intentionallysapphic
If I had a nickel for every time the phrase "I have not had sexual relations with X" was a probable phrase to be uttered from Bill Clinton's mouth I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice.
fractalsphere
They're denying it was Bill Clinton before trying to deny that trump actually gave a dude a BJ?
sixseven76
Or horse
0053
Of course.
TheMostKink
Depends on "they". Epstein's brother is a different set of "they" than the Trump administration.
NothingPrince
epstein's brother knows his Jeff didnt kill himself
beegobuzz
There's also Bubba the Love Sponge.
Tharasyn
I think this has merit, cause he is a contemporary Floridian of celebrity who we know liked to record sex acts secretly from the hulk Hogan thing
mkwai
Never thought we'd still be talking about Clinton's blowjobs in 2025
VanniCarlisle
Don't U mean again?
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
Okay but the subtext you guys. He is saying it wasn't bill Clinton; not that trump DIDNT suck Bubba. So somewhere out there is in fact a video of trump sloppin somebody little soldier until it burped up some spunk
Fasrill
Unless it really was a horse, then it really wasn't "little".
WeHaveCheese
Telemapus
I'll be boring. Let's say it's a typo on "blowing bubbles". Bubble was a street name for mephedrone, described as a mix of speed, ecstacy, and coke. Sounds like the perfect drug for Trump. And if the real reference is to photos of him doing drugs, then that would explain why nobody is jumping up to clarify. Only problem with this theory is that mephedrone wasn't really a thing until after 2000... but maybe that works for a Trump who is bored with / leery of coke? It's "medicine" you see...
Telemapus
I also haven't heard "blowing bubbles" as a term for being on "bubble" but on the other hand pill users are always coming up with their own cute little phrases for "being on the drug".
BastardMan1977
Are we talking about donald the horse fucker trump?
UserMad42
So now he's "Despotic Dictator Diapered Diddler Dobbin-doer Donny"!
noReallyIamPrincessBob
*horse sucker
m0rose
He did not have sexual relations with that horse, amirite?
noReallyIamPrincessBob
WarnerHuntingtonIII
the horse fucked HIS mouth
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
Why isn't Epstein's brother in prison ? It's a felony in Florida if you fail to report child rape to the authorities.
beefsteak73
DeloresKleinfelder
Idk what Bill Clinton is in to, but I don’t think he would ever get pleasure from that guy, even as a joke.
AllMyPain
He could cum from the power he had over him.. altho a tiny squirt
EroticZombiePants
Trump was under the desk. He could pretend it was Monica.
HexStadium
I'm guessing cocaine was involved
AllMyPain
Probably a tailored cocktail of drugs
WeHaveCheese
TheWeebleWobler
You know I"m going to pick the horse.
IupvoteAussies
https://imgur.com/5iOnM6g.gif
JAPONfan
That's neigh right
AnonsAndMinions
So imagine the brother of a pedo ring comes out, not to side with you, not to deny it happened, but just to clarify that it wasn't Clinton. Holy fucking shit, lmao
somethingcleverlol
Here i thought him blowing a trans woman would have been the only way for it to get funnier. Turns out im wrong
killerkadoogan
Right of all the things I couldn't have dreamed this up .. Lol
Sasurau
DaveLeche24
The Turdsponge.
NothingPrince
poor horse
Awmph
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
~Douglas Adams
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
I'm gonna assume it's happened several trillion times at this point
NeoNeanderthal
No, just five. I miss the original universe.
PballQhead
Also Douglas Adams"
"The President in particular is very much a figurehead—he wields no real power whatsoever. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it."
doctorId
I gotta re-read that series.
Zeterai
The full quote fits even better. https://imgur.com/v1uXGiL
Doismellbacon
This author gets it
revasseur
I don't know, going from Bill Clinton to horse to Giuliani would be even funnier. Has Rudy ever been called Bubba?
AllMyPain
The fuck is this
revasseur
Donald Trump motorboating Rudy Giuliani in drag.
SalmonTheWise
Suddenly him blowing Clinton doesn't sound outlandish and unbelievable anymore.
lezgetfukkinreal
Something illegal nowadays...
woozle
...he sucked off a horse.
Endocrom
cousteau
Bit offensive IMO. Why's the horse the sicko in this encounter?
thatwoodguy
You should have done the American public a favor and done a Mr hands. Absolutely positively do not Google that. There is video and you have been warned
pvtsquirel
I'm assuming most of the search results are now Mr. Hands from Cyberpunk 2077 so it's probably fine to Google
yourlostcarkey
I had forgotten the name. But not the rest of it. Thanks?
thatwoodguy
The internet has like a long memory like a horse does it never forgets
wejustdontknow
The identity of Bub ba is less relevant than the fact that Drumpth blew a dude
Sonicschilidogs
And that is less relevant still than the fact that other people, including a foreign despot, may have access to evidence of such acts and are using it as blackmail on the President of the United States.
Styxwash
Every year AI improves further, any such possible evidence will get less and less valuable. In 5 years, nobody will trust such photos or video anymore.
wejustdontknow
Agree
cgt9803
Except there are other mentions of Bubba in the emails and it refers to Clinton. He's trying not to get unalived
RevRagnarok
You can use your words here.
HexStadium
By implying that Trump sucks horse dick instead?
Sonicschilidogs
At this point ..... MAGA might be okay with horse cock, but definitely not with Clinton cock.
mercure
In a interview Virginia Giuffre said Bubba was Jean-Claude Brunel. A provider of Epstein.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Jean-Luc Brunel?
Arbitrarynamehere
Well that's less funny