Just a Walk in the Park

Welcome to The Park!

Within its enormous property, The Park houses one single attraction.

Already known for its extremely hazardous work conditions with over two-hundred employees dying from dehydration, heart failure, lightning strikes and random drownings, and seventy-three employees ending up in mental institutions, The Park was deemed to be a success.

After twenty years of cutting through a massive hedge, Just a Walk in the Park was ready for its first guest.

Before that, I'd like to take you through the construction process...

Fist of the five major checkpoints. An employee brought up an idea to name every checkpoint "Checkpoint 1" to confuse our guests more, but we thought that to be too barbaric.

Checkpoint five, the final gate before reaching A Walk in the Park's exit.

Excited, nervous and ignoring the attraction's lack of testing results, Beverley P. was the first guest to rush into Just a Walk in the Park.

And after one month, Beverley hasn't made much progress.

Four months in and Beverly P. decides to find her way back the the entrance...

After five more months (on an eight-month calendar), Beverley discovers her inability to step into the attraction's entrance and starts her journey to Just a Walk in the Park's exit.

Beverley P. continues to wander through The Park. This is the path to freedom. Two years in and she has yet to reach Checkpoint 1.