So I tried this Sriracha sauce for the first time

May 14, 2015 6:01 PM

Love it by the way!

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Congratulations, you discovered hot sauce. Its literally just borderline terrible hot sauce with sugar in it. Thats it. Thats the secret.

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I feel like you're trying to tell me something...I'm not sure what yet though.

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Ever had something so spicy you evolved TWICE?

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Siracha isn't even hot...

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Oh relax. It's hot for anyone who hasn't destroyed their sense of taste. Also, have you tried their garlic paste? Goddamn. Next level.

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Have you tried eating a whole raw bulb of garlic?

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I have. It was fun. Until the aftertaste/burps. Oh fucking hell...never again. I singlehandedly destroyed 9 vampires.

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Plus it gets rid of sinus problems.

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Roasting it helps a bit, but makes the aftertaste worse, IMHO. Either way, though, the Garlic/Pepper paste is awesome to cook with.

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