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Aug 6, 2025 12:19 PM
vanderzee
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MuttMonkey
Who wants to get pissed?
FaecalJacksonPollock
He got that duck dick.
rchcopper
Fun fact... Ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises
Zetor
So, not ideal corkscrew.
rchcopper
So next time you can't open your wine and you're near a pond...
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Fuck a goose!
rchcopper
Take them out to dinner first.
MoroccanInHalifax
And also boars.
rchcopper
Yeah, but have you tried opening a bottle of wine with a boar?
dohcohv
They...they hog it all
MoroccanInHalifax
Were you successful with a duck?
rchcopper
Moreso than the boar