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Lord Stark
Dec 16, 2013 12:34 AM
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idontevenknowsillymonkey
Can't wait for the next season of GoT
theseastereotype
A Song of Ice and Father
OrionRed
I grabbed a kid's cart at Kroger the other day and followed my wife around.
fergfunk22
I pictured Randy Marsh.
Jumpinjackieflash
I would love to have a photo of that.
MrBoomstik
*Sobs uncontrollably* I WANT WINDS OF WINTER TO COME OUT NOW!!! WHY MUST I WAIT?!
demut
Because George is a cocktease.
CrickleCrack
after all the ideas i get on this site, my children will a: have no embarrassment factor, or b: Utterly and completely loathe me.
RobertEmmet
They may do both, at least for a while.
WyattThe1st
That is freacking amazing
WyattThe1st
Freaking*
killerofthesky
As long as he doesn't lose his head over the whole act.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
He knows what we say to the god of death.
TheLadyNym
Not today.
scotdog
sounds like he is losing his head..
Mairoa
This sounds just like my dad. He'd pull bullshit in stores on my mom all the time.
thegogglestheydonothing
Coffee just came out of my nose from laughing
CathernSpicker5
Not at first...
IOPsyGuy
The older I get, the more my humor has become like my Dads and the more I appreciate my Dad's humor (in hindsight, he died in 1994) RIP Dad
Antiwigger
Unfortunately, I am the Lord Stark of Winterfell, and winter is coming.
GiantAnimeMech
Man that dads got a good idea on how to get a head in life...
ChristopherNixon
Not sure if funny, or the GoT fan has truly lost his mind
TheChinamanIsNotTheIssue
Didn't happen.
adorkableyou
I cannot wait to have kids purely for the purpose of embarrassing them in public with my weirdness.
trob749
"I'm embarrassing you because I love you" said by the best dad ever
jbiddenback0617
Saw a pic of a dude out shopping (probably at Walmart) wearing skin tight daisy dukes. On his the back of his shirt was written, (1/2)
jbiddenback0617
"Ask my daughter if she still thinks short shorts are 'so cute'." Good father. (2/2)
BendysnatchCabbagestrudel
...Shouldn't it be black?
Drpurrpurrpurr
I'm not sure how I feel about a 14 year old understanding that reference.
HoseBeast
First time I've laughed out loud in a while. Just imagining him speaking in total deadpan
queryable
Her father must be stark raving dad.
policetruck
Perfect.
MadPoopah
I don't care if this fake- still funny.
JenkHankins
Even if it is fake you just know there's someone who read this and is even now planning on doing this to their self-conscious teen daughter
Hatshepsut45
Tumblr posts are like less disturbing greentext posts in that it doesn't matter how true they are, they're funny either way.
incubatingbabies
I'm taking parenting tips.
odraencoded
*tips $10 as hambuger background music starts*
thegamingrawr
if she were as awesome as her dad, she would have one on too.
thekcar
Truth: when mine were young, there were times when it was, "Don't frighten the normies!", others where we'd set off the noisemaker toys.
thekcar
One time with being in toy department,having a blast trying on different props to act out characters.Now,youngest reached "that age".Sigh.
bofinagle
Correction: She would have found a fire-poker and called it Needle.
xenadukem
"What do we say to death?....Not today."
spiritussancto
i once had a pool-noodle fight with my mother and we were thrown out of the store. one of my only good memories of her. mischief is bonding
Jeebuz
If she's 14 she probably shouldn't be reading GoT yet...almost, but not quite that early.
elephantasybro
she wouldn't want to stay up late watching cool tv w dad? you know there's bound to be some ice cream tossed in the equation too
themuttonisniceandlean
Got to agree with the no watching GoT at age 14. But I'm a mom.
Jeebuz
I hear you, better they watch something done well than the same amount of blood and boobs on a crappy show.
elephantasybro
sounds like Spartacus
ProtectmefromtheSilence
She is such a Sansa.
SaintMaceToTheFace
I hope she gets better as a character. I haven't Read book five yet
darklydreamingpanda
In this situation, better to be a Sansa than a Joffrey.
thegreatbrandinocirca1984
Sansational!!!
lAmSHERLocked
I'm going to call my future daughters that when they act bratty.
decline
i kinda understand her tough, slaying her puppy was maybe a little bit too much
Aryaismyspiritanimal
Then she should learn to tell the truth shouldnt she?
royalewithtrees
you know, i had a similar response to this when it was first posted and i never got 1000 points for it.
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Korpseio
http://imgur.com/bl9bk2X
childrenslaughter
But Sansa is such a badass though..
TheThiefLord
Not when her dad is alive...
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
I dunno, Sansa is still my least favorite Stark (OK, Rickon is pretty good competition but he's also really young)
RequiescantInPace
Though I'm not looking for spoilers, does she become a bad ass in the sense that she takes charge of her own fate?
spacecowboyein
By the end of book 5 she's still pretty helpless and being manipulated. Signs of change buy we'll see
WoodlandElf
By the end of book 5 she is quite likable and her storyline shows promise as she starts to learn to scheme from... lets say "others."
MrRibs17
Both these guys are right, it really depends on how you take it when you get there, personally I think book 6 will be her defining moment.
wrenish
She survives, while everyone else around her seems to die. It could be luck, but it takes an inner strength to keep going after all that.
primorph
She never survives through her own agency, it's always through the schemes of others. That's changing, but slowly. She's not there yet.
wrenish
I have to disagree. There were any number of times she could have mouthed off, lost her temper, or otherwise 'acted brave'...and then died.
primorph
That's still a passive attitude. It's a difference between not giving people an excuse to kill her and not letting them kill her.
drfsupercenter
She's one of these? http://doc.ubuntu-fr.org/_media/sandisk_sansa_fuze.jpg
BaronVonRhett
Exactly what I thought
TheElderBowls
i used to own one of those!!!!
drfsupercenter
I still own several. Woot used to sell them for like $20 a pop, I'd buy one every time
Tangerine102
Even the rats know the trouble's gonna come...
drfsupercenter
Wait, what?
morenewsfromnowhere
This should be a thing.
twostepsfromlost
Yes.
Icantbebothered
I think I'm a Samwell Tarly. Fat, a bit of a wuss, but intelligent and thoughtful.
morenewsfromnowhere
That's adorably Sam of you.
demut
Sure ...
NoahJoseph
She should stop bitching, he might... lose his head
exeunt
NO.
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LiLJiggles
I don't care if you live til you die. Too soon.
capitanfeathersword
Living 'til I die is just the best. Unusual, I know, but I like to be wild.
Josephisgoad
SPOILERALERT
xXGemDragonXx
Way too soon
TimTim353
Hey, if maybe Jaime could help if it gets too out of hand.
ironwolf6896
TheMotherWhoTakes
Oh no don't remind us about that time that guy stopped writing about that other guy, too soon man
Oyarsa
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
FrankTheCube
OOOOOOH!
zmk2b
Too soon.
alzooool
it's been a while, like a LONG while
ConstantGardner
not long enough.
Lasmodoe
TOO SOON
DualWieldingNESZappers
It's basically the first major thing that happens! (I do not count Bran's injury as major)