Jul 20, 2015 2:26 PM
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DidItForScience
It looked like a pigeon in the thumbnail.
idrinkcheapbeer
Hey. Wait. I've got a new complaint.
CaptSlowShow
Put...put it in a mud man, make a golem.
mrmikehd
I bet that was heart to find
thebitchyoucallkarma
Not my girlfriends, hers is made of ice.
justahumanonline
+1 for being anatomically correct.
youreathing
Something something "my ex."
skelidan
Hold onto it. It will be relevant to a quest later.
flippingimgur
*Cannot remove quest items from inventory*
Rekkora
If it were REALLY a quest item, he wouldn't be able to discard
TheDarkLordOfTrees
Quest: "Stone Cold" Objective: Head to the inn in Northkeep
squip
He probably can't remove it from his inventory now until he finds and finishes that quest, too.
GadenKerensky
Or places it in a display case... though I think that only works for weapons and armor.
filthytank
Unless it's morrowind, the amount of times I couldn't complete a quest because I sold an important item in a random fishing village is to hi
bah264
It'll take up a stupid amount of his inventory too
Barmn
He has to hit it with Keening and Sunder to stop Dagoth Ur, destroy his giant robot, and free the Dunmer People of Morrowind!
RedWineAndSkyrim
lurknomore
I see the back of a pigeon.
Quelquefois
Looks like a pigeon to me!
Ralyza
@theBOULDER Is this yours?
baregamer
Ha! I was just thinking of asking that!
bearshatner
I've been locked inside your heart-shaped rocks for weeks
StephenOHalloran
You could say he has a heart of stone
mydadcoulddoanything
Up vote because you're an OHalloran
Thanks bro
Opiateaddictedpenguin
Pulmonary stoneosis.
DrLazy
Logged in just to upvote. Guess only the MDs got the laugh out of that one.
OSPFisTheCoolestRoutingProtocol
I see a headless pigeon.
Engle507
Looks like a dove
andrews042
Can you squeeze blood from it? That would be epic.
truthsmiles
No, you found a rock shaped like a decapitated dove.
SpazzleFrazzle
Now find one shaped like a lobster!
KenzieRalston
oooohhh now that is one stone cold heart
fnfthisfnshit
Thought it was a petrified pigeon
red666111
looks more like a dove to me
ducky1099
Now you must crush it.
djmcsquared
This made me think of DragonHeart and at the end when Sean Connerydragon exposed his scales. Thanks a lot.
HolisticCoach
comes from an old native american legend. 100% srs
ghsdkgb
That's actually a real heart. Belongs to my ex-girlfriend.
olds97lss
No, it's my mothers.
aShogunNamedMarcus
Did she also have this weird fetish? ?1
Yeah, she fucking nailed the role. Way better than she nailed me.
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
No, I think it belongs to my ex-boyfriend.
She easily could've been somebody's boyfriend
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
I didn't know drake was on imgur.
futureman3000
What's it doing outside her body? Have something to confess, hmmm?
Well, it's not like she was using it
Hiyoooo!!
deskspud
Wait....that looks like....I thought I buried that.....
twerkintrav
Made of stone, just like mine
Cobes
Drake?
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
My just tastes bitter. Kudos to anyone who understands the reference.
mburgerqvist
LuckyWild
Anne?
JustASmallTownMinnesotanImgurlLivingInALonelyWorld
Funny, you seem to have the same name as my ex. Are ... Are you him?
ohthatsgood
Hey! My ex has been looking all over for it! She's gonna be so happy with this news! Thanks!
zackofspades
Bruh.
icebreathingunicorn
What heart? Mine is nonexistent.
DarkUranium
fivefingercuntpunch
Youre perfect.
homefriesyumyum
Lady Stoneheart
Zonpakuto
I came here to say just that .
itslikeforgettingthewordstoyourfavoritesong
You came here?
NICEGUYCRIS
Grace ? Is that you?
StillNotYouTube
Ricky?
sourpowers
You should get that checked
yesidolol
Becky？ Is that your heart?
DontYouJuanSomebodyToLove
A stone heart is still a heart, and stone can still be broken.
Kalooki
Are you on a roll? Are you made of stone?
vanillax
animated version ... http://media.giphy.com/media/i2CCyhi1mdmwg/giphy.gif (mr burns heart pounding like a jackhammer)
CreamyLatte
-Ron Swanson
Tom40
You must be someones ex.
TimTamFlimFlam
Meg?
SenseiNitewing
Jessica?
Lachastabiker
Carol? Carl!
Board
I'm so sorry.
WalkerLillard
or like my ex Allie, YOU SELFISH WORSHIPING SEA-HAG!!!
FapsMcGinty
So can you make a stone bleed?
Homophone
Pretty sure that's fossilized poop.
ThisIsGod
Eat french fries off of it before you take it to an appraiser!
AlexImguram
I defaulted to assuming it was human poop, and then winced at the effort that would have required to curl out.
uchronia
Coprolite as fuck: http://usercontent2.hubimg.com/1402587_f520.jpg
SpikeSpiegeil
holy shit
PeeteePete
https://i.imgflip.com/bem2u.gif
Efreeti
Horse apple.
LaurenBlackFox
Shawshank!
WellHelloooMrFancyPants
Sounds about right
Gornsympathizer
Some guy on reddit who sounded like he knew what he was talking about said it was a common fossilized shellfish. They call them deer hearts.
lithophile
Looks like a mudstone cast from the inside of the shells
DarthVaderVersusThePope
Authoritative sourcing at its finest.
stonewalljackson27342
Then take it from a PhD geologist (not me)
Dickbuttoursavior
Or a pigeon
soapbubblesscareme
It's a roc. Get it...
RedTurtle1234
That was the first thing I saw.
DeaconJon
exactly what I saw
YouWantABaccala
Same here, first thing I saw was headless pigeon
Gypsyfly
Saw it too.
WoahShocksMyBrain
Yes.
TurnedOnByGoodGrammar
THANK YOU! Scrolled down frantically thinking I was a crazy person.
SparklingCockWaffle
I'm with you. Fossilized pigeon
UnNedStark
LADY STONEHEART CONFIRMED
aleardie
Yisss +1
WARL0CK
I wish!
JuliusMedius
HAR!
Lady Stoneheart is forever is my heart
RolandOfTheEld
Since Brianne is getting so much story... I dono. That's what I was looking forward to
LoneDirewolf
As the seasons go by, her exclusion stings less and less. I still want to see at least one scene with Wyman Manderly
johnnyhandbags
I thought that was the most superfluous side plot in the books. I am glad she isn't there. Dorne is already under-represented in the series
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
FREY PIE!
TurgonTheWise
"The north remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home." God I love this part.
JrgDM
They will probably merge the old lord too fat to ride a horse with an umber
Talmorean
Seeing as how the changed the whole Stannis battle against the Boltons, and no Manderly to turn on them etc... It'll be unlikely :(
bob3rt
What do you mean changed? The battle of Winterfell hasn't even happened in the books yet.
I mean the battle happened in the show and no Manderly, so he's out imho.
Her exclusion would hurt less if Jaime and briennes story arcs weren't so woefully weak this season. Would love to see manderly eat some pie
DidItForScience
It looked like a pigeon in the thumbnail.
idrinkcheapbeer
Hey. Wait. I've got a new complaint.
CaptSlowShow
Put...put it in a mud man, make a golem.
mrmikehd
I bet that was heart to find
thebitchyoucallkarma
Not my girlfriends, hers is made of ice.
justahumanonline
+1 for being anatomically correct.
youreathing
Something something "my ex."
skelidan
Hold onto it. It will be relevant to a quest later.
flippingimgur
*Cannot remove quest items from inventory*
Rekkora
If it were REALLY a quest item, he wouldn't be able to discard
TheDarkLordOfTrees
Quest: "Stone Cold" Objective: Head to the inn in Northkeep
squip
He probably can't remove it from his inventory now until he finds and finishes that quest, too.
GadenKerensky
Or places it in a display case... though I think that only works for weapons and armor.
filthytank
Unless it's morrowind, the amount of times I couldn't complete a quest because I sold an important item in a random fishing village is to hi
bah264
It'll take up a stupid amount of his inventory too
Barmn
He has to hit it with Keening and Sunder to stop Dagoth Ur, destroy his giant robot, and free the Dunmer People of Morrowind!
RedWineAndSkyrim
lurknomore
I see the back of a pigeon.
Quelquefois
Looks like a pigeon to me!
Ralyza
@theBOULDER Is this yours?
baregamer
Ha! I was just thinking of asking that!
bearshatner
I've been locked inside your heart-shaped rocks for weeks
StephenOHalloran
You could say he has a heart of stone
mydadcoulddoanything
Up vote because you're an OHalloran
StephenOHalloran
Thanks bro
Opiateaddictedpenguin
Pulmonary stoneosis.
DrLazy
Logged in just to upvote. Guess only the MDs got the laugh out of that one.
OSPFisTheCoolestRoutingProtocol
I see a headless pigeon.
Engle507
Looks like a dove
andrews042
Can you squeeze blood from it? That would be epic.
truthsmiles
No, you found a rock shaped like a decapitated dove.
SpazzleFrazzle
Now find one shaped like a lobster!
KenzieRalston
oooohhh now that is one stone cold heart
fnfthisfnshit
Thought it was a petrified pigeon
red666111
looks more like a dove to me
ducky1099
Now you must crush it.
djmcsquared
This made me think of DragonHeart and at the end when Sean Connerydragon exposed his scales. Thanks a lot.
HolisticCoach
comes from an old native american legend. 100% srs
ghsdkgb
That's actually a real heart. Belongs to my ex-girlfriend.
olds97lss
No, it's my mothers.
aShogunNamedMarcus
Did she also have this weird fetish?
?1
ghsdkgb
Yeah, she fucking nailed the role. Way better than she nailed me.
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
No, I think it belongs to my ex-boyfriend.
ghsdkgb
She easily could've been somebody's boyfriend
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
I didn't know drake was on imgur.
futureman3000
What's it doing outside her body? Have something to confess, hmmm?
ghsdkgb
Well, it's not like she was using it
futureman3000
Hiyoooo!!
deskspud
Wait....that looks like....I thought I buried that.....
twerkintrav
Made of stone, just like mine
Cobes
Drake?
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
My just tastes bitter. Kudos to anyone who understands the reference.
mburgerqvist
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
My just tastes bitter. Kudos to anyone who understands the reference.
LuckyWild
Anne?
JustASmallTownMinnesotanImgurlLivingInALonelyWorld
Funny, you seem to have the same name as my ex. Are ... Are you him?
ohthatsgood
Hey! My ex has been looking all over for it! She's gonna be so happy with this news! Thanks!
zackofspades
Bruh.
icebreathingunicorn
What heart? Mine is nonexistent.
DarkUranium
fivefingercuntpunch
Youre perfect.
homefriesyumyum
Lady Stoneheart
Zonpakuto
I came here to say just that .
itslikeforgettingthewordstoyourfavoritesong
You came here?
NICEGUYCRIS
Grace ? Is that you?
StillNotYouTube
Ricky?
sourpowers
You should get that checked
yesidolol
Becky？ Is that your heart?
DontYouJuanSomebodyToLove
A stone heart is still a heart, and stone can still be broken.
Kalooki
Are you on a roll? Are you made of stone?
vanillax
animated version ... http://media.giphy.com/media/i2CCyhi1mdmwg/giphy.gif (mr burns heart pounding like a jackhammer)
CreamyLatte
-Ron Swanson
Tom40
You must be someones ex.
TimTamFlimFlam
Meg?
SenseiNitewing
Jessica?
Lachastabiker
Carol? Carl!
Board
I'm so sorry.
WalkerLillard
or like my ex Allie, YOU SELFISH WORSHIPING SEA-HAG!!!
FapsMcGinty
So can you make a stone bleed?
Homophone
Pretty sure that's fossilized poop.
ThisIsGod
Eat french fries off of it before you take it to an appraiser!
AlexImguram
I defaulted to assuming it was human poop, and then winced at the effort that would have required to curl out.
uchronia
Coprolite as fuck: http://usercontent2.hubimg.com/1402587_f520.jpg
SpikeSpiegeil
holy shit
PeeteePete
https://i.imgflip.com/bem2u.gif
Efreeti
Horse apple.
LaurenBlackFox
Shawshank!
WellHelloooMrFancyPants
Sounds about right
Gornsympathizer
Some guy on reddit who sounded like he knew what he was talking about said it was a common fossilized shellfish. They call them deer hearts.
lithophile
Looks like a mudstone cast from the inside of the shells
DarthVaderVersusThePope
Authoritative sourcing at its finest.
stonewalljackson27342
Then take it from a PhD geologist (not me)
Dickbuttoursavior
Or a pigeon
soapbubblesscareme
It's a roc. Get it...
RedTurtle1234
That was the first thing I saw.
DeaconJon
exactly what I saw
YouWantABaccala
Same here, first thing I saw was headless pigeon
Gypsyfly
Saw it too.
WoahShocksMyBrain
Yes.
TurnedOnByGoodGrammar
THANK YOU! Scrolled down frantically thinking I was a crazy person.
SparklingCockWaffle
I'm with you. Fossilized pigeon
UnNedStark
LADY STONEHEART CONFIRMED
aleardie
Yisss +1
WARL0CK
I wish!
JuliusMedius
HAR!
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
Lady Stoneheart is forever is my heart
RolandOfTheEld
Since Brianne is getting so much story... I dono. That's what I was looking forward to
LoneDirewolf
As the seasons go by, her exclusion stings less and less. I still want to see at least one scene with Wyman Manderly
johnnyhandbags
I thought that was the most superfluous side plot in the books. I am glad she isn't there. Dorne is already under-represented in the series
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
FREY PIE!
TurgonTheWise
"The north remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home." God I love this part.
JrgDM
They will probably merge the old lord too fat to ride a horse with an umber
Talmorean
Seeing as how the changed the whole Stannis battle against the Boltons, and no Manderly to turn on them etc... It'll be unlikely :(
bob3rt
What do you mean changed? The battle of Winterfell hasn't even happened in the books yet.
Talmorean
I mean the battle happened in the show and no Manderly, so he's out imho.
UnNedStark
Her exclusion would hurt less if Jaime and briennes story arcs weren't so woefully weak this season. Would love to see manderly eat some pie