my mom is going to have a supirse next time she asks me to fold the laundry

Sep 26, 2013 6:44 PM

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my mom is going to have a supirse next time she asks me to fold the laundry

Towel Snakes rule!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i think number two is suppose to be a chicken not a monkey.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

brb finding towels

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom went on a cruise and took pictures of her towel creatures. Eventually deleted them from her computer cause they were freaking CREEPY.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear. Now I have a towel dick.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ain't nobody got time for this

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omigosh I'm going to do this with napkins!

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I work in a fabric store. After I cut the fabric I fold it. I'm going to have some fun

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

will never use it!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you stop at step 7 of Towel Monkey, it becomes Towel Rotisserie Chicken.

13 years ago | Likes 240 Dislikes 0

“The body is ready...” sounds so ominous.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a mature young man, towel mouse looks like a penis with a bow

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thatsapenis.gif

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Enjoy your snake..."

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Hey, I'm relevant! :D

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is very cool but I really doubt I will ever, ever use it.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I am never going to use this. But I will favourite anyway. For hope.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Towel monkey is utterly terrifying.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't the towel crab more of a towel croissant?

13 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

HOW IS NOBODY COMMENTING ON SUPIRSE

13 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 5

Because not everyone is a grammar nazi?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Because we're not jerks.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Didn't see that; didn't see yours either. Supposedly, if all the letters are there & the first/last letters are right, the brain corrects.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Not sure why downvoted, what you say is true

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I usually read the post then the title, and if it's a long post, I completely ignore the title. I think others do too.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I scrolled past the pictures expecting a shit storm, and all I got was a caps lock comment of my true feelings.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SUPIRSE MOTHAFUCKERS!

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

the only Towel animal i know is the Towel Square

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Adding this to my list of things to try, that I'll actually never do.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Towel snake: roll towel into a tube. Done.

13 years ago | Likes 1172 Dislikes 1

He said, oversimplifyingly.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These were the easiest with play-doh too..

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Towel snake: Open towel.

13 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

WARNING: Experiences may vary if you have a Vagina!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

13 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 2

Also works for towel eel, towel worm, towel sausage, the possibilities are endless.

13 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Towel crab looks more like a croissant.

13 years ago | Likes 755 Dislikes 1

And towel mouse!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like a penis. I didn't finish >:(

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And towel mouse looks strangely phallic.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And the towel monkey looks like poultry

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's the rare Australian Pastry Crab. Kills 300 people every year. Nobody notices because Australia.

13 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

CRAB BATTLE! HNNNG... BROKE MY KNIFE...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a french: I agree "mon cher"! ("ma chère"?)

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chère :)

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU! I agree.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was going to say towel pillsbury crescent roll

13 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

now I'm hungry :\

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know what grinds my gears? When Americans call croissants crescents.. and yes, I am American.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a pillsbury crescent roll is as much a croissant as raman is to food.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Towelephant!

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ill show you my towel snake.....

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My sister loves elephants. She is sleeping so I just made her a elephant towel and placed it on her nightstand heheheh. ^-^

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The company who did it have got a Facebook parties one! http://www.terrysfabrics.co.uk/infographic/facebook-parties-gone-wrong/

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

towel snake looks suspiciously like towel penis

13 years ago | Likes 289 Dislikes 5

Just skip the last step and you have a towel-penis.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

To the psychiatry-mobile!

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Enjoy your snake.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lay down, for old the tip to make the head and enjoy your snake. Yup definitely a penis.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A while ago I went on a cruise with my family. They made a towel snake. It was DEFINITELY a penis. I smacked everyone with it for lulz.

13 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

With the towel or the penis?

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

BUT HOW DO YOU FOLD FITTED SHEETS??

13 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

RINGDINGDINGDINGERDING

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put the corners inside the other corners until normal folding procedures can commence

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, that's simple! Follow this :

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

ALL THIS TIME!!!

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

bro.... how did you NOT know that

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will be trying this and posting results. My 3 year old niece will love bath time if I can get them right!

13 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

I tried them, I have pics which I'll post later.. but I hated the elephant head

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I go back to uni on Saturday so I might do the monkey one and hide it in my mum's wardrobe when I leave :)

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Your niece. Yeah right... we all know you're making towel animals for yourself. Who wouldn't?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

/a/82DVY

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let us (at least me) know when! Good luck!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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13 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:45 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

NICE! Thanks!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0