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5po0ky
What does Tekashi mean? If it’s not his actual name, where did it come from?? I’m so confused. His face looks like Adam Levine’s torso
DiersEve1
He's got smallest hands ive ever seen.... Tiny winey pin bit.
Solkanarmy
I would love to never hear about bixgine again, to be fair, not even in memes
LongoloidFartExplosion
21 Savage does not look British.
JupitersWitch
He was so "gangsta" and yolo when he wasn't facing prison and now he's cleaning up his act and begging for mercy. Too late.
scoutMoonDiver
Kinda like when anti-vaxxers are about to be intubated due to complications from COVID. (Wait! Can I get the vaccine now?)
Kittenmitten95
Hahahah
mjulnozhk
Sentenced to 69 years...:)
ehoba666
Why bother wearing a suit when you look like the scribblings on a truck stop bathroom wall?
Shigbeard
someone put a bullet in it please? Put the court out of its misery.
GirlssClub
Does this really work?
PunnyTiger
he looks like someone playing GTA 5 went to every tattoo shop and just randomly bought every unrelated tattoo they could find
Maevellous
I'm only here for his money - dipshits lawyer. Probably
karanperson
So he will get out when he is 69?
beaverlover7
Bye-bye little man.
Steffn
How did this make frontpage when no comment is about the actual joke?
Wice187
Haha fuck him. He's a paedophile. Lock him up and throw away the key. His music sucks too.
labtob
terrible fucken "music"
DarkRedCape
That guy sitting behind him with the "what the fuck am I supposed to do with this dumbass" look.
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Now he knows shit's gotten serious, he shows up in an actual suit.
FeelsGouda
if he gets 47 years he will be out when he is...69. I mean. Yeah.
7jaa
I don't like him at all, but here I am feeling bad for him... He's looking at almost a lifetime in prison and i can feel his helplessness
BirdmanPB
Yeah he...he isnt exactly a sympathetic character
SuperDramaticFusion
Federal racketeering, weapons charges and gang violence AFTER getting off with probation for sexual misconduct with a 13 year old...
SuperDramaticFusion
Let him dry his eyes with prison commissary toilet paper for the next 40 years.
admiraldeucedropper
Did he pass out at a party?
myloveforyouislikeatruckberserker
Look at this guy! in the studio:"yeah i kill loads of people, shit on them then kill some more" in court:"im a really nice guy your honour"
BirdmanPB
"That's just music it's not who I am" (drug dealer I arrested for crack dealing who rapped about crack dealing)
bvines10389
We have failed as a society.
SuperDramaticFusion
This isn’t news. This same person got off with probation for sexual misconduct with a 13 year old.
beaverlover7
We have not failed. Our gov has failed and our media has become a total shit storm fueling anger and disruption.
kraetos10
Why is he facing jail ?
RocketNewman
He was arrested in November 2018 on racketeering and firearm charges, among others, for which he is facing a possible life sentence.
SuperDramaticFusion
Uh, and lest we forget, he’s already on probation for sexual misconduct with a 13 year old.
1notfakke26
40 yrs or snitches get stitches?
BirdmanPB
Haha oh man, in my experience about 95% of people snitch. I always loved that.
1notfakke26
I would not doubt. Save own ass
DimensionMaster
I heard he was looking at a life sentence before working with investigators to bring it down to 47.
thelionpear
Someone on Facebook called him a Doodle Bear and i’m still laughing
LongoloidFartExplosion
Mr Burns crippled an Irishman and he's still laughing.
blackrasputin
Looks like someone who’s going to be spending some time in a federal fuck me in the ass prison.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
I like the "he looks like a desk in detention" line.
TheHawkRules
Back when he had rainbow hair he looked like a humanized Carebear. Or wait does he still have rainbow hair?
attofreak
That applies to most rappers these days
Zigor22
Boys bathroom stall wall
Samarck
Chipotle bag
Hungrypiemonger
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
Not near enough dicks
SophieClockwise
Need to wait until he actually gets to prison.
faultysage
What's the point of him wearing a suit?
TastyTacoNinja
To look professional, obviously...
funkmaster40
A gold plated turd looks better than a regular turd.
Nize426
Mmmm yeah, but like, this isn't a gold plated turd. It's a suited turd, which isn't really that much better than a regular turd.
funkmaster40
If it had googly eyes...
BirdmanPB
Judge may have said "if you step into my courtroom again dressed like a fuckin clown I'll hold you in contempt" lol
Deltablue
Put a ribbon on a turd and it’s still a turd
BaronvonSimian
But roll it in glitter and you have an attractive decorative home feature
Inarticulated
He took the "lawsuit" literally
PunnyTiger
because if you show up in court without a suit the judge can hit you with "contempt of court."
Mavgurian
land of the free
Megalodann
I went to court a few years ago, nobody but me had a suit on. I was shocked. Suits are 5 dollars at goodwill, c'mon.
Strostkovy
Same reason people buy scented trash bags
DoctorNinjah
What the fuck is scented tp for?
Cglikespie
OOF
LateChrononaut
Moescobar
Dammnnnn homie. 100% Dark Roast
CaldariBob
To keep away the raccoons? Trash pandas hate the minty ones...
PinballWizzrobe
PinballWizzrobe
(There’s gotta be an easier way to use your own local gifs as reactions, this was not worth the effort)
scoutMoonDiver
You win the internet today.
kissmyassets
Fancy garbage.
MikeStinse
They're all scented now, I HATE it
ohio311
Do you like the smell of lavender? Well how about lavender mixed with spoiled spagooter sauce? Vanilla + dirty diapers? Citrus + cat vomit?
MikeStinse
None
1notfakke26
Stop
cruizin67coupe2
LurkerOfDarkness
Scented trash bags? Where the hell is that a thing?
Strostkovy
White people in the US. Typically lemon.
MikeStinse
Everywhere around me, I hate them, even the "leaf and twigs" bags are scented with a fresh outdoors scent and it gives me a headache
LurkerOfDarkness
Naturally, scented things are filled with harmful chemicals.
Crustypeanut
holy shit that was a beautiful comment. +1
Sociallyantisocal
What’s with the hate? I don’t know anything about this dude except that he makes music and imgur hates him
1notfakke26
Music?
Sociallyantisocal
Music is music, even if you don’t like it
1notfakke26
K. I will give you that
1notfakke26
Murder. Conspiracy to commit murder. Gang member, so that is RICO organized crime. Gov't hates competition
Sociallyantisocal
That’s more of a reason
TheRicM
That was deep bro
notafan89
faultysage
No see that makes sense. I mean it doesn't make trash smell good but you have to have trash in your house for a bit and can cover it.
Acefowl
Scented toilet paper then?
faultysage
Dude do you even eat ass?
Acefowl
...like, professionally?
Strostkovy
Yeah, you have to have garbage in the court room for a bit so you do your best to cover it up. It's obviously still garbage, but less vile.
Odiumic
His lawyer probably made him do it after what he wore the first time.
breadedfishstrip
You didn't even see what he was wearing at his arrest!
TheVoicesinMyHeadSingShowtunes
What’s that
Odiumic
I’m on mobile so I can’t post a pic but google “Takeshita sixnine court outfit” and go into images. It’s the one with the pink n white shoes
TheVoicesinMyHeadSingShowtunes
Good lord
vowofloudness
https://imgur.com/p5KKHCP
HyggeDimsen
What a berk.
Leithoa
That'll show 'em.
StevenFarmer
https://www.copyblogger.com/cdn-origin/images/laptop_chimp.jpg
SalmonTheWise
SpanWolf
He is making a concerted effort to look 31 flavors of stupid.
1notfakke26
By God it worked.
misho
Holy shit, he didn’t even dress down as I expected. He just did an atrocious job of dressing up.
valen00
1notfakke26
Thanks, ma'am, sir, it.
9heartbeats
As they say. ... Bruh
BusterWoIf
Don't know why the shoe lace not being tied on one is bugging me so much.
vowofloudness
Because you know it's not an accident.
12345545545
He’s dressing for the prison ride, not the courtroom slide.
Chickenpie1990
What a gimp!!
PostmodernSemanticQuagmire
Looks like it's his first day of school and his brother scrawled marker all over his face lmao.
ReginaKasteen
He... he knows it's not the 90s any more, right?
SeamusMCMXCVI
Degenerate
Ulva
Oh my fucking god. Even with shit for brains you would expect people to know how to wear in court. Probably not
Ulva
I mean how to dress. I mean what to wear. You got it
doesntmatter
He knows. He dressed like that on purpose.
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiol
Oh lordy.. I feel bad for his defender. Can you imagine coming in for work in the morning and your client decided to wear THAT to court? : /
1notfakke26
Lawyers get more for referrals. Not this shit.
vowofloudness
He's rich (for now) and his lawyer gets paid whether he goes to prison or not, so I wouldn't feel too bad for him.