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greetings online friends
zip ties.. is there anything they CAN'T do??
oof
why did it have to be so wide
why is he looking in the Es and Fs
dog wants to help
that's off putting
aren't we all
always wanted one
i swear by this stuff
imagine the possibilities
mmm hmm
wonder if it's at a lobster restaurant
i guess
sounds like witchcraft
this always happens
that's kind of harsh
that's my time.. have a great night gang!!
trigonman3
#10 We have laws about how to accurately describe food and its ingredients. It wasn't always this way, but a bunch of left-leaning people made it happen, so we're not eating and drinking unknown garbage today. If those sorts of people-valuing laws and regulations are relaxed or repealed in the near future, give it some thought why they were there in the first place.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#43 Have the boys in the lab confirm this.
Hekatombe
#2 best looking FMV point and click game of the era. Also not bad but it was a 7 CD game.
J3lek
#16 damn, those shoplifters stole everything.
ThrashAndChemistry
#25 /gallery/I7nAkCy
pastaholic74
#18 The Ass-Crack Bandit strikes again!
Rogahar
#20 I cannot eat yogurt with the fruit bits already in. My brain immediately goes "ah yes, this feels exactly like when you throw up in your own mouth a bit."
PlatypusShankie
Thanks for that. 😅
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#4 the question should be "SHOULDN'T do"
IceWeaselX
#10 I assumed it was going to be apple juice since that's so common in the juice industry, but I looked it up. It's grape juice. The "from concentrate" label applies to all three, PLUS vegetable concentrate for color.
nobody53212
#42 10 all day, every day.
tavinjer
#27 I know this dude is naked but the shadow makes it look like he’s wearing a beater and that’s even funnier
Fl0zilla
#2 Back in highschool, instead of mounting that mic in the lower right to the monitor, it was free hanging. When a call would come in and I had friends over, I would place the phone on its back and put the mic balanced on the ear piece. With the large speakers we had hooked up to the PC it turned the whole room into a speakerphone call. I dubbed it "the stoner-phone".
trigonman3
#13
Seminole4ever
#9 My wife and I bought this exact set in Mississippi in the late 1980s. We kept it until 2019. Good times.
LaikaPath
Oak furniture can really last.
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#10 Who doesn't love a cool, tall glass of another juice?
damnwhatever
not white cranberry juice not strawberry juice but a secret third thing
randomwalrus
At least it is not sawdust... just a "juice" that they were legally permitted to not define.
ThoughtYouSaidSithLord
The Other Juice is White Grape Juice.
https://www.oceanspray.com/products/white-cran-strawberry-white-cranberry-and-strawberry-juice-drink-64-oz
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https://www.oceanspray.com/ctf/img/fk5croonv4b3/2kT826XcDwXXvaiWU3kL09/4a5b064c9751e2a290929c2280abae42/2018_OS_64oz_White_CranStrawberry_Nutrition_Facts.jpg
TheOminousTruthAboutCookies
One of my favorite visits with my niece, we stopped at the grocery and I got to explain six times why and how 'Drink' is not juice. She understands but continues to be confused about why they'd even sell 'Drink' then.
cobblersays
#9 shit, that’s my table now mf
Zioxyl
#7 who this woman again? Forgot her name...
AbelardSnazz
Rachel Riley
Zioxyl
Thanks!
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Glad to see the genuine CeleryMan in the wild. No oddball impostors here!
CeleryMan7
thanks. that's been kind of weird.
Bugdaze
#3 Not street legal? Who's going to stop me?
graceinsheepsclothing
#2 interesting flip of the words--isn't it usually killing and eating?? This seems worse.
NothingPrince
#1 I wished I looked that good every day
KingXizor
#42
BlitzerRhames
11, i am hung over as hell
AntaNce
I am this Mark Hamill https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/the-fall-of-the-house-of-usher-mark-hamill.jpeg
TheOminousTruthAboutCookies
Lookin' like he just got voted into office. (If only!)
zmanz
TV special 77 ? Or a commercial in Japan ? :)
SteerpikeSteerpike
Holiday Special. Vid call with Malla scene.
Kittensandyarns
#11 Anyone named Aly reading the bottom text:
DataDewDrop
*Shayne Topp simp voice*: oh no, there’s so many Italians, I really hope a massive, six foot five Italian woman doesn’t come and PEG me… ooooh, that would suck so much…
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH-
IceWeaselX
titoitoi
a.. Aly?
IceWeaselX
AsAHistorian
"Aly... Aly's sister..."
ObiwanWeatherwax
“Consummate upvotes, I said consummate!!1!”
SlaaneshiRightsFront
#2 In...in that order?
PyroDragon
@OP I legitimately laughed out loud at a lot of these, or as I like to say, "I Legitimatelied Out Loud" or sometimes also, "I LLOL'd"
CeleryMan7
thanks bud
KaijuMcCitysmash
#38 most of the corn we grow gets fed to livestock so if you manage to get some consider yourself lucky
IAmTheBadW01f
My grandfather grew corn for decades. He apparently gave up on sweetcorn early on because he was robbed too many times. People would roll up in a pickup the night before harvest, fill the bed, then drive up and sell it in the city the next day. Lots of legitimate farmers would sell from their pickup beds too, nothing suspicious about that, and you can't just say "hey, that's my corn", it's all just corn.
That being said, the farmer who farmed the field across the street from where he lived 1/
IAmTheBadW01f
For his last decade or so used to set aside a few rows on the edge of the field by the road for sweetcorn specifically for the residents, when we'd visit we'd get the freshest corn possible, literally minutes from plant to mouth. 2/2
wademcgillis
yum, exhaust corn. it's the lead that makes it sweet!
TooCoolForZuul
#30 is this the torch design for the Summer Olympics in Los Angeles?
weleasebwyan
#13 looks like they are out of “Bort” too
tavinjer
Disappointments left and right
leonkevlar
My son is also named Bort
YellowHoodieExpress
🔊 We need more Bort - Toblerones!
CrisprCAS
#9 That's my kitchen table now. Solid wood, expandable leaf, nice chairs. What's not to like?
cobblersays
Same
We11thatwasC00L
Moving day
DC1123
That cracks between the slots. Such a pain to clean. And liquid leaks through it if someone spills something.
CalebCakePilot
Table cloth?
TyrTheTired
To each their own, but I can't sit in chairs like those without hurting my back. Of course, I can't sit in 98% of chairs without hurting my back, so this might be a "Your back is bad" situation instead of a "The chairs are bad" situation... but no, it's the chairs who are wrong.
titoitoi
That's the spirit.
CalebCakePilot
It's definitely the chairs, my table is similar but chair comfiness has improved significantly
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Get a cushion. We have those chairs and a cushion is definitely the way to go.
TyrTheTired
Alas, while cushions will often help for a bit, I've yet to find one that works for any significant amount of time. My back's just fucked, and chairs tend to aggravate that outside of a few office chairs that lack lumbar support. At least I'm finally trying to do something about it though (strengthening my back muscles), so we'll see if I can get myself to enjoy chairs again.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
That's terrible and I wish your good luck and success
IAmTheBadW01f
Have you considered shedding your corporeal form and ascending into a form of pure energy?
ThisGuyPostingThings
I have, but Oma Desala is busy and the Ori never seem to follow through with their promises.
CallThisAUsername
Hallowed is your physio, then.
IAmTheBadW01f
Ugh, slackers
ShadeEmberi
If you Immediately know the candle light is fire, then the meal was cooked along time ago
Trankia12
#3 Batman didn’t care if it was street legal and neither do I!
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
Have a spare 10M do you?
Trankia12
It was 3M, but also no.
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
Still 3M too much.
ShanghaisFamousLittleDublinDistrict
Not if I want one for each house. Plus a mil for upgrades.