"Hey, do you remember that film Toys? Where the bad guy is trying to make toys into war machines and floats the idea to use kids to do the piloting of those 'toys' via computer games?" "Yeaa,,?" "What if we do that for real? We can use ICE as a test platform" "We'd need to roll it out gently" "Hm, ok, arcade games on the official .gov site to make it seem like we're being cool and normalise the idea first"
They knew not to fuck with Nintendo parodies, so they went for Sega. While Sega is generally chill with fan-stuff and parodies, not if its to push shit like this.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
kydn
"Hey, do you remember that film Toys? Where the bad guy is trying to make toys into war machines and floats the idea to use kids to do the piloting of those 'toys' via computer games?"
"Yeaa,,?"
"What if we do that for real? We can use ICE as a test platform"
"We'd need to roll it out gently"
"Hm, ok, arcade games on the official .gov site to make it seem like we're being cool and normalise the idea first"
RipThemUpRatchet
Hey! My cousin wrote Flappy Burger and the constitution-carrying-eagle mini game looks like a total rip off!
NootyJooty
Slopiganda, folks. Here it is!
Hatsodoom
They knew not to fuck with Nintendo parodies, so they went for Sega. While Sega is generally chill with fan-stuff and parodies, not if its to push shit like this.
Bohrdumb
Gas prices...? Food prices...? Housing prices...? Video game?!
lucivjov
That’s crazy that this isn’t a satirical poke at the gov but they’re just owning it
Eddyrock
This has to be the Epsteinth distraction this week.
invaderjak
as unoriginal as anything MAGA ever does
woozle
melangemaster42
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Cornell%C3%A0
camn333
I hope SEGA sues them. Not holding my breath on that though.
camn333
Oh shit, I just noticed the initial text still says SEGA. Fucking morons couldn't even fix that.
mrthewhitee
I had to double check to notice that.
Fucking hacks.
Exyr
They probably used AI to code it all so its just all stolen code.