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This is adorable
This is Leo and he’s the cutest dog in the universe. If you tell me he’s not I will need visual evidence contradicting this fact.
His owner says he’s a shih tzu
But I’m pretty sure he’s a Pekingese
Ok Story time- so my brother’s fiancé’s bird had just died and she was telling us how it happened. They had a framed photo of The Last Supper and the bird would munch on it. Not sure if this is what caused it’s death but for the sake of the story we’ll say it was and also it hadn’t eaten anything except for the painting for a while. This poor woman is tearfully telling us about how her beloved bird died and I just burst into uncontrollable laughter. Everybody turns and looks at me with incredulous stares and I begin to explain to them how it’s hilarious because the bird’s last supper was The Last Supper. They didn’t find it funny.
Hate them
This was little man today
HE WAS A BEE!!!
He’s extremely tiny
He’s seriously the cutest
The vibes for today are Tonight from West Side Story (2021), Joyride by Roxette, and Hammer To Fall by Queen
I love Calvin
Leo and his brother Kevin
Scruffy tax!
Froggy tax!
neogeo0823
@OP re: your story reminds me of the time I wrote "you suck" on a friends cast, then died laughing for a week over adding insult to injury.
reverendbonobo
Leo is pretty cute, but I tell Asher every day that he's the cutest. Look at this shit.
cranemachine
Leo is seriously adorable, but he is 100% not a pekingese. But, yes- he would be a finalist in the cutest bebe of all time contest.
XenuPintrestWarrior
Yo, I gave you a plus 1. Idk why ur getting down downvotes.
TripUpStairs
Especially with the pups scattered in, and op's story about the bird and Last Supper! Go figure.
VanZaiden
#1 "Free sex" ? Do all the Reps pay for theirs ? XD
FrogBotherer
I see Leo, and I raise you Ozzy and Molly
WesVTX
I'm just waiting for paleontology to admit that theropods were birds and birds preyed on dinosaurs.
Fyreworx
parabolic000
bruh BRUH this is -- Thanks kindly, friend. To anyone else, Pudge Ruffian if you like big tiddy furry gf. Well worth it.
TheHiddnOne
Asadsadsadclown
Brokecattlefarmer
Accurate.
ImNotReallyADoctor
Why didn't we have a Bernie president again?
jejorda2
He isn't a member of either of the two leading political parties, so he didn't have the helpful support organization for his campaign.
skylardarkfox
Plus, his policies favor the everyday person over the rich, and the rich people that fund political campaigns don't like that very much.
Nykidemus
Cowards.
EaNasirIsABastard
Kompromatic
#1 What the maga chucklefucks dont get is that ppl who get these things--with some exceptions--are able to work and pay taxes.
Kompromatic
Also, I'd like to hear more about that free weed.
ErniesWidow
That Venn Diagram....ooof!
Munchman347
#1 What's with this thinking that 'Boomers' don't love Bernie, he's their hero. That van has younger maggat all over it...
electrajet
The "Ok Boomer" crowd isn't really into self awareness. They just want an easy "other" to blame.
billiebitkiller
That's the thing I don't get about dogs. Cats mostly just look like cats but like 1/3 of dogs look like the idea of a dog that's been washed
billiebitkiller
Too many times and left wadded up in a pocket for years and their owners are like "ISNT HE PRESH". Its like pretending all babies are cute
billiebitkiller
Like no, he's not cute, they don't all have to be cute but don't ask me to pretend he is. Also like wash him please.
LokiShade
I pull wet Leo out of the drain after my wife showers. Everytime.
danat101
Does it bark? Leo doesn’t bark- or move. he’s like a catatonic potato- I saw him licking his balls and just about dropped a dog
galaxieboy
I'm not sure what Leo is, besides gawddam good looking.
TripUpStairs
LateNightBunnyParty
#32 That's me now
TrueNorthernLights
#1 My 76 yr old mother LOVES Bernie, but has memory issues so sometimes forgets his name. When that happens, she calls him the Mittens Guy.
NunyaBNess1
That's adorable & reminded me of this, so thank your mom for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esa6j-RW2TA
xp4fh8vfwt7
#34 a goose can flap with enough force to break your arm
IamtheAIyoushouldfear
True story, the ONS don't have data on the number of arms broken by swans or geese. It all gets lumped under animal attacks.
YourIceCreamMan
#29 ... Her pet snake has the face of a dog
HeraldOfTheBadger
#17 if kias are straight what's the gay car brand?
reverendbonobo
Subaru. https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/06/how-subarus-came-to-be-seen-as-cars-for-lesbians/488042/
YourIceCreamMan
#28 ...
bellyfullofbees
#2 This exchange legitimately happened in my 10th grade science ckass
PballQhead
Did the teacher reply with "That's because you taste sweet with the tip of your tongue and salty with the back?" That's how the story has >
PballQhead
gone since I first saw it online back in the 90s.
shotty814
The Hutts are all hotties.
FacundoGerding
Have a name ?
GrouchoMk
Missbrisolo is her Instagram
ITellBadPuns
BISHOUNEN CHEWBACCA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
ManLoveRulesOK
Thanks, I hate it
LiterallyAWizard
Was expecting her to start twerking in that Hutt body sock
AbelardSnazz
Jabba the Hutt was very different in the original comics:
tavinjer
Huh! I’ve only ever seen Fat Fur Coat Human ProtoJabba. That alien design did end up being made & used in the background somewhere, though.
FocusHarder
No...NO. NO NO NO! NOOOOO...!!............"unzips while sobbing"
LiterallyAWizard
putcleverusernamehere
distractedFreek
#9 did they photoshop Corden's head bigger?
ayers231
No, they made it smaller in that pic. They couldn't do anything about the voice, so we the people made memes of him pics instead of vids...
Synapsenbrei
#1 why do i need a $15/hour job if everything is free?
Couchwarrior1337
I could mayhaps buy things I don't explicitly "need" but would rather want. What an interesting idea!
EaNasirIsABastard
15$/hr will cause inflation. The only way to stop socialism is pay everyone 0$/hr and make everything free.
NZSheeps
Donate to charity
Synapsenbrei
PileOfWalthers
#6 Huh? That song was in the Euro top ten charts for weeks back then.
Lun4ticH1gh
I heard this version of it first, and i must confess i prefer it; i think the synths are better. https://youtu.be/N7iVWK2W48o
dancingspaceflower
Meg Myers is awesome, but I heard the Placebo version first and will always find it superior. https://youtu.be/nIJ8DogiIiw
carlsagansghost
Gen Z thinks they’re the first to discover the song and artist. It’s super annoying.
theyar
It's a joke.
gryphoemia
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Yeah, it was a huge hit when it came out. It's bizarre that people who weren't around then just assume it wasn't.
Peachcappuccino
Because gen zed hadn't heard of it that means it doesn't exist don't you know?
GigiDundas
Such is the way of youth, it doesn't matter what generation they are.
Peachcappuccino
Not necessarily. When I "discovered" Kate Bush I didn't just automatically think she wasn't famous prior to me knowing who she was.
PileOfWalthers
Yeah I once read a post about "David Bowie, the musician who only became famous after he died".
bladderinfection
#3 for the Christians: did Jesus create new matter molecules to make the wine, or did he rearrange the existing water’s hydrogen & oxygen?
NZSheeps
https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Water_of_Life
SteveD31415
The organic chemicals in wine also contain carbon and nitrogen, probably phosphorus and sulfur.
bladderinfection
Well I would argue that with hydrogen you can build anything. Because nuclear fusion is no match against the power of faith!
Asadsadsadclown
And various other trace elements. All purchasable at a local market on a child’s allowance.
SteveD31415
Or thousands of dollars if you purchase the compounds separately.
Asadsadsadclown