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I’d take a slice
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chefdp1
Best dump in quite a while. golf cla[
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Fucking brilliant!
Shadowcat13
Yeah I'm a woman and I have never done any of these things, but then again I also hate having my picture taken
gdubya4
dizzyturtle
MadMikes
You forgot the "take me baaack" ones
thegreatlord
To the paradise city
UnhelpfulAnswers
You forgot the ??? emojis
SkyeKey
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
There's a lot more of the than I expected.
where2bee2
Need a bondulance?
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
Hellonk name my's Ambula Montoyance.
Fairdinkums
Having a stronk?
rexmundi381931415
usdaspprovedOC
I wish this happened more often. In response to every bored, played out, attention getting photo posted on every social media platform.
DogNostrilSpecialist
Yes, this should happen MUCH more often. In the name of satire, of course. Not because this is hot as hell at all. Which it isn't. Totally.
ChickenFingerFingers
TheNeurologicalCaterpillar
HelpNeededIHave
Blake Rose/ Sienna Steele for adventurers and scientists
CarlostheBreadmeister
Ugly dudes, our time is now!
ThePowerOf42
*tips fedora*
lmGod
M’lord
ZT369
RetardVillain
Jumbocactuar
I love how he knows his screen time is limited so better make the most of it
RetardVillain
MrBEC
QUEEN~ would be proud
Mizopoad
I 100% do not want a girl who does any of this shit
wakeupsmellthecoffee
The manliest post ever!
TheVoidListens
rockchalker73
All these are hilarious, but I feel like some of these guys are finding excuses to show off their muscles
zucchino
And be funny at the same time. Win-win.
Zahnradfee
I'm fine with that.
equityforpunks
Not sure if excuses needed, but I am sure some of them have a plenty of shirtless/tanktop gym pictures in their insta.
imcurrentlyatabar
The key is to show off the good bodies in a humorous way/setting. The “look how sexy I am” with porn face (any gender) is irritating.
Lulabel73
rollotomosi
Thought the same thing. They’re experts at making fun of chicks posing on social media because they are experts at posing on social media.
AdmJota
As a straight guy who doesn't look like this and could never pull it off... is it really so wrong? If girls are allowed to, why aren't they?
Boopadasnoot
don't believe anyone is saying they aren't allowed. They are only guessing at the guys' real intent
rollotomosi
@Admjota, what @CamelCalamity (+1 for the username btw) said.
moshthun
Part of the reason why I go to the gym is so I can get ripped and make parody pics of girls.
CazzaMcSpazza
As a hetero female I found some of these very erotic. Nice to get some wank bank material designed for my viewing pleasure for a change.
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saintweezer9000
I legit laughed at this. Just a dude staring at the camera, hand down pants, refusing to blink.
DogNostrilSpecialist
ILikeMassEffect
Akoman
Well put
NefariousBueller
Bi female here and totally agree. FAVORITE
aznkid30
As a gay male i agree
ocegur
Insta models are created to be erotic.
mentalmasticator
as a hetero male its nice to read the term "wank bank" for the first time ever, before it was never known by me but felt along
fuckthisishard
People always say that after a comment like this your inbox gets flooded with dicks. I want to know if that's true.
ThicAsfTbh
We need this.
justagirlchildpassingthrough
The best wank material .
jennyb82
Explodeit
Exactly what I came here to say.
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
Excuse me but these are supposed to be funny and if you pleasure yourself to any of them I will have no choice but to report you to the cops
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
I wanted to say “report you to the constabulary” but I ran out of characters. I really wish they’d follow suit with tweeters and increase th
DragothMP5
Nice commitment to the gag +1
ElbowDeepInABird
*Gasp* you pervert! This is what is wrong with women! They only think of guys as pieces of meat! EXPLOTATION!!! /s (I'm being sarcastic btw)
ElbowDeepInABird
Honestly if guys do this then women can too. This is why I dislike feminazis. They don't stand for making women equal to men. Instead they
ElbowDeepInABird
Openly critiscise everything men do. Hell these days if a guy holds a door open for a girl he's called a misogynist. Ffs. Real feminists
ElbowDeepInABird
Fight for equality. Not this. I am do tired of this. What has the world come to? And it's all going to go downhill from here. The world will
ElbowDeepInABird
End bloody.
RetardVillain
NightDany
i wonder how many ppl hit ur dms after this comment
CazzaMcSpazza
So far I remain un-dm'd. I'm fine with that. I am a happily married mum who just wants some quality time with my "shoulder massager".
DragothMP5
Even the massage appliances turn massages into sex! It’s universal!
NightDany
well color me surprised
CazzaMcSpazza
Perhaps my up front talk of lady wanking was not as arousing for the general male population of imgur as you might think.
NightDany
But now that we've mentioned it maybe it'll open the floodgates to hell. Sorry!
wtforero
Nice pet name for your husband ?
sumfing
I mean I have learnt that men in leggings are rather nice. So i would say this has been a good experience all-round
krunchi
I have tight shorts for running (and leggings for the winter). Let's just say it doesn't hide the jiggle behind while running...people look
sumfing
Thanks for sharing. Both your thoughts and your jiggle.
krunchi
you're...welcome? :D
CazzaMcSpazza
Even worn ironically leggings are a treat.
Nommy86
* bean flicking material
mentalmasticator
that seems more correct
HanFuckingSolo
DJ bean dreams
JohnnyLawlessEsq
Try actually flicking it some time and see what happens. I dare you.
GoldenSun3DS
I don't think any of us can, because you know.. we don't have a "bean" ourselves.
WhistlePig
THIS
imcurrentlyatabar
I feel like this may be key to an answer to the issue of a lot of unsatisfied ladies....
somethingawesomeandgreat
Kind like Fist smashing the dick
RetardVillain
Is that not how one does it?
grooble
I’d say closer to a solid testicle flick.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
It might be me but one of these pictures is actually a guy
IndianaJonesWasATerribleArchaeologist
You're missing the hands in the form of hearts over a sunset.
heiyanquan
?omg i am a girl and I admit to doing this recently... the shame
HobosDickCheese
“Sunset heart hands!!”
Fellkartoffel
I should consider my gender... I am female, but don't do any of those, damn xD
Omni21
You are not alone.
Imhereforcatvideos
Same same, would look ridiculous if I'd try
LiddellSuite
I do not like to have my picture taken, nor do I enjoy taking pictures. You are not alone.
Zahnradfee
Same here, sister. Love your username, btw.
Fellkartoffel
Bei deinem Namen stellen sich aber auch Fragen ;) Fellkartoffel ist meine liebevolle Bezeichnung für Hamster xD
Zahnradfee
Ergibt Sinn, ja.
Fellkartoffel
Die Größe einer Kartoffel. Die Form. Die Eleganz. Und die Intelligenz xD Hamster sind grandios, aber den Gedanken mit Kiwi mag ich auch
Zahnradfee
Ich dachte, eine Fellkartoffel könnte eine Kiwi sein. ^ ^
IWouldDoThings
I feel like I do a bad job of being a girl. I don't do any of these. My bestie and I just smoke pot and go to target.
LickMyNutsAndCherryIceCream
My best friend turned into this when we went to different colleges, so I never know how to pose for pictures with her.
GetInLosersWereGonnaDoScience
I wish I had a bestie like that. I lost mine after she came back from Afghanistan with PTSD which turned into a coke and pills problem :(
kevo998
That's rough buddy.
Deshalope
I went on a trip (for work) once this year and then it got gross, cold and dark outside so I went back to working forever. #Justgirlythings
charliegrs
Wish I could find a girl like that
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
You just did
Zahnradfee
There are dozens of us. Dozens!
TheFabulousFuehrer
As a hetero dude, no you aren't. I'm searching for a girl to just smoke pot and play videogames or watch films with. These Insta Hoes are...
IWouldDoThings
Films and pot!! All day
TheFabulousFuehrer
Sharing my passions and you would do things, too? Damn girl!
IWouldDoThings
I'm very good at the things, but I must warn you, I'm a film snob.
TheFabulousFuehrer
So am I! What was the last great film you saw? For me it was finally seeing "Only Lovers Left Alive", my favourite Jarmusch since "Dead Man"
LookYouStupidBastard
We're out there, man, stay strong!
imadethiswheniwastooyoungshootme
This is great. On an unrelated note, the dude in #1 is really cute
DoctorGiz
Def, total stud.
TheGreatWizpoo
Didnt know this was a thing. I love it
InqSerena
I love every single one of these guys!
hungrybread
I love you whoever made this
hungrybread
Also can I have name
hungrybread
ALL OF 'EM
ClapOrSlap
I laugh every time I see #16 but have yet to brag about the fact that I know all 5 of them personally. Weird thing to feel cool about hahaha
MistressLyda
Are they as fun as they seem?
Z123Ruckus
IG: @brosbeingbasic
tarataqa
basic AF
imcurrentlyatabar
Hell. Yes.
imcurrentlyatabar
LetMeinNow
So you're all single then?
DisgruntledFerret
With bods like those, I'm pretty sure they've got plenty of women and some men after them.
DurendaI
Fuuck me. I wish I could find friends like this. I always get shot down when I have ideas for pics like these
tarataqa
2019: time to get better friends
brusilov
To be fair, sounds like your current friends are not basic bitches
witalaska4
RomanHermit
This guy was a frequent fan/guest to bukakes on a porn website in Spain (puta locura). It's gross because they jizzed hot Spanish women 1/
RomanHermit
Who resorted to porn or prostitution to survive through and after the Great Recession. I made the sign of the cross of course out of respect
RomanHermit
To their amazing tatas.
yoshimaruTERA
Now I've just learned girly things are better when they are done by boys... Wait, what does this mean?
DisgruntledFerret
It means women still can't break through the glass ceiling. The accursed selfie gap.
Akillesursinne
Haha!
GCRust
Gender stereotypes are bullshit.
Zahnradfee
^ THIS!