Sikh reference

1. If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.
2. The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard.
3. If you can smile when things go wrong, you already have someone to blame.
4. The older you are, the harder it is to lose weight, because your body and your fat have become good buddies.
5. Eat a small toad in the morning, and it will be the worst thing you do all day.
6. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Hong Kong.
7. Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Never use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.
9. Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.
10. On the subject of singing, the frog school and the lark school disagree.