MR upon learning that the average American doesn't own a kettle

Dec 12, 2013 11:11 PM

MR upon learning that the average American doesn't own a kettle

I do! I do! But I do not like tea. Coffee for me.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mine too! I don't think I know a single person without a kettle.

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Ever hear of a Kurig?

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Asked for one for Christmas Yiisss

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I own one.

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ND I USE IT,

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Electric kettles take too long to heat up on 110 volts.

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Oh we have 230 here

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Only tea I drink is iced tea and I brew that in a pot. So no need for one

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I want to make a "pot calling the kettle black" joke but I can't think of one...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

kettle calling the pot not-a-kettle

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I have one. I use it to heat up hot water for oatmeal or raman.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I use a spare coffee maker to heat up water. Such good tea.

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I do, because coffee sucks ass, and Irish Breakfast tea is the shiz.

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We just call it tea.

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I call it fucking rocket fuel

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But here there's so much damn tea that tea isn't JUST tea.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then don't drink that flavoured shit like 'blueberry ballsack' just normal tea like lyons tea.

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Think most of what I drink is Twinings

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That's what my Keurig is for.

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you uncultured swine

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Please

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yeah but we have these little thing called FREEDOM that makes up for it

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"The United States has the highest documented incarceration rate in the world (743 per 100,000 population)"

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You're so free that 20 year olds get arrested for being drunk, and you can't walk across a street whenever you want in cities...

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Why downvote it? It's true...

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you are just jealous of our FREEDOM.

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If I took that top 1,000,000 things that = freedom neither of those would be it lol

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Isn't freedom doing what you want to do? The USA is more confused when it comes to freedom than any other country I can think of

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lol having laws doesn't mean a country isn't free

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