#9 right before the pigeon starts falling, she says "I'm gonna cry", little did she know that she would, indeed, cry. FYI, when releasing a rescue bird, it's best to do it in an open field with no buildings/cliffs/tall trees that the bird could otherwise hit!
even without the cats, the pigeon looks way less ready than the girl thinks. imagine you're healing from a broken leg and someone throws you on a treadmill without notice. welp, natural selection I guess
I always hate that fact about mosquitoes. They don't kill anyone, the disease they spread does. The credit should go to the virus for being spread so easily
I'm kind of curious what the full story is here. Could this be one of Pablo's escaped hippos? I hear they cause all kinds of trouble like this down in Columbia
ColOmbia is the country, ColUmbia is a city somewhere. I only know this because I got corrected a lot. But anyway, from what I read, THIS instance of hippo slapping in a zoo happened in Delhi.
Thanks for the correction, I never picked up on that. Also, I simultaneously blame Android auto-fill since that was what it recommended in the moment :)
If you are dumb enough to walk up to a fucking croc you better not also be so easily startled that you fall on your dumb ass the second it moves. That bloodline should have ended that day.
Some lessons you learn via soiling your shorts and some by losing a limb, or having a nice party to commemorate you. I suspect he falls into the latter category.
(An 'after a while' situation didn't convey the same gravitas, but I appreciate the correction and believe your identification to be 100% accurate. I was definitely not looking at the snout so much as expecting the guy to get straight up smoked by that thing's tail, and rightly so.)
#2 don’t think for a second that hippos gonna forget that guy hitting it. I’d be careful if he ever works closely with it again. #8 the snail eating the tomato, hilarious with the sound.
While the hippo might not forget, it also seems like the guys isn’t doing any damage. Like being smacked full strength by a toddler. You know you’re hit, but does it matter?
THIS. People need to go look up the Otter v. Monkey war at the Bronx Zoo in 2016. Strategies, Tactics, Revenge - all of it. That is a marked man and that Hippos need anger management therapy.
I didnt pay much attention to the background, but I thought it was just a river walk or something, not a zoo. But whoever thought that was a good idea needs to have their brain checked
All I know about hippos is the statistic that they kill more humans a year than sharks do, and should not be fucked with. This really feels like a situation where that guy has no idea the danger he's messing with and was just the nearest employee to the situation.
While I've always thought that statistic was weird because humans aren't fully aquatic animals, Hippos are definitely I'll-tempered, violent murder beasts.
They're extremely territorial. Thats why in captivity where they are used to humans in their territory they're more placid, but in the wild, we're invaders to be... Removed.
And? I said more placid, not completely domesticated. Its still a wild animal and people who think they are pets are headed for a coffin. Everyone knows this. I didn't think I had to spell it out, but It seems at least one person thought 'these animals are less murderously territorial in captivity' meant 'these animals are completely docile and harmless in captivity'.
legobumb
#2 that man has balls to slap a murder tank like that
GeneralNuclear
#2
That park need to be shut down! That is not a enclosure, That is a disaster waiting to happen.
TheBigBadBonerBiter
#5 Once I recognized the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me.
BenderBenderBender
#6
ElroydIsGone
#1 For the sake of that person I really hope that the fabric of their costume is seriously tooth-repellent.
guitarfourtysix
friendsofsandwiches
Wol Smoth
sircowdog
That poor snake! :(
clk62
#7 Metal Gear Solid: Snake Yeeter
Zephyroku
I see some fun, but why do the guys in the top gifs have to be such *-holes to the animals?
FlyMeToTheSun
that's it NOT how to deal with danger nopes
Glitchoff
ApolloSierra
Truck go "splat"
Deathtospam
#2 You have to be pretty top-tier stupid to think hitting a hippo is a good idea.
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
#2 he must feel like he's in charge. Funny.
Tyrann01
Hippo Bane: "Do you feel in charge?"
ApolloSierra
#1 is that dude suicidal? You couldn't pay me to get near one of those dinosaurs.
Hobbes305
"Calling Mr. Darwin!"
SwordSaint892
what dude? that was a Manodile claiming its territory
Betterbecauseofthem
Hippos gotta hippo
WhatTheFrog
#9 right before the pigeon starts falling, she says "I'm gonna cry", little did she know that she would, indeed, cry.
FYI, when releasing a rescue bird, it's best to do it in an open field with no buildings/cliffs/tall trees that the bird could otherwise hit!
raminagrobis
there's also no need to yeet it like a ball, just let it take its flight
reightb
threw the pigeon like a football right into the cats
raminagrobis
even without the cats, the pigeon looks way less ready than the girl thinks. imagine you're healing from a broken leg and someone throws you on a treadmill without notice. welp, natural selection I guess
htapoicoS
#2 this is so dangerous and people let their children there, are they stupid`?
runnfly
I too like these types of videos, feel free to add to your collection.
VerySmallDuck
Yay some animals getting hurt and killed! Let's all upvote.
knubberrub
#2 NOPE. My nope list: ᴾʳᶦᵐᵃᵗᵉˢ†, ᴴʸᵉⁿᵃˢ, HIPPOS, ˢʰᵃʳᵏˢ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ⁵', ᴸᶦᵒⁿᶠᶦˢʰ, ᴮˡᵘᵉ⁻ʳᶦⁿᵍᵉᵈ ᴼᶜᵗᵒᵖᶦ, ᶜᵒʳᵃˡ ˢⁿᵃᵏᵉˢ, ᶜʳᵒᶜᵒᵈᶦˡᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴬˡˡᶦᵍᵃᵗᵒʳˢ, ᵍʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵐᵉᵉᵗ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶜᵒᵒᵏᵉᵈ ᵐᵉᵈᶦᵘᵐ ᵒʳ ᵐᵒʳᵉ, ᵈᵉᵃᵈ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍˢ ʷᶦᵗʰᵒᵘᵗ ᴾᴾᴱ.
† Yup, I said it.
Barney841
Sobek....ain't what he used to be
rmmmm
#2 balls. This guys has some.
JoVaLDrawsShittudes
Just seems stupid and not knowing the danger that animal possesses. Bet he wouldn't do that to a lion or tiger
HerrBisch
Brains? Possibly not.
salunatics
#6 needs the Hanna Barbara cartoon scrambling sound
Squatchyhiker
#5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n7eNFj_9Vk
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
#3 your body is very soft. The armored dinosaur Infront of you will fuck you up. Stop doing shit like this
Twinklepot
Couple of very fast and dangerous animals there. People are so stupid (including myself, I was WAY too near a crocodile once).
HerrBisch
I don't know why people aren't more scared of crocodiles, they absolutely terrify me.
DarkBusterBaron
Don't have alot of crocodiles where I live I'm more concerned with bears, wolves, and coyotes.
Twinklepot
They move so fast it's unreal
Tyrann01
Crocodiles can move at 40mph for only a few seconds. But it's all the seconds they need.
erroniousmaximus
Hippos are one of the most the most dangerous land animals. And that guy is one of the stupidest.
LychFinderGeneral
He didn't look like a keeper. Probably didn't have any idea how dangerous a hippo is
Nizedk
Only cows and mosquito kills more humans
CoinedWatcher
I always hate that fact about mosquitoes. They don't kill anyone, the disease they spread does. The credit should go to the virus for being spread so easily
DBF68
I'd say he was second in the stupid department while the hippo enclosure design was first for being massively unsafe.
MeMonty
Too bad the one responsible for the enclosure has a low probability of getting Darwin'd.
Burke616
Low probability of getting Darwin'd that day, anyway.
nasukkin
I'm kind of curious what the full story is here. Could this be one of Pablo's escaped hippos? I hear they cause all kinds of trouble like this down in Columbia
erroniousmaximus
ColOmbia is the country, ColUmbia is a city somewhere. I only know this because I got corrected a lot. But anyway, from what I read, THIS instance of hippo slapping in a zoo happened in Delhi.
tgeliot
Boy, Pablo's hippos sure get around.
nasukkin
Thanks for the correction, I never picked up on that. Also, I simultaneously blame Android auto-fill since that was what it recommended in the moment :)
Sprezzaturca
Man I felt bad for the ceiling fan snek.
brucom
Like spin the bottle. Who will catch it?
sircowdog
At first I thought the head was up in the ceiling. But when I saw it bouncing off the fan I thought "Oh no......poor snek!"
Zahnradfee
Yeah, that sucked. Why did the humans not turn that fan off? The poor snake probably got injured when the blade whacked into it. :(
ImAnActionBirb
And the pigeon. Looks like it had a broken wing and then the asshole just tossed it to cats.
NightmareThrenody
I think they were trying to release it and didn't realize how injured it was.
OhWhoaDannyJoe
Super dick move to just film it getting its spine broken rather than shutting the fan off.
ImmortalChild
#3 Was almost a real see you later situation.
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
If you are dumb enough to walk up to a fucking croc you better not also be so easily startled that you fall on your dumb ass the second it moves. That bloodline should have ended that day.
cre8majic
Isn't the tail also dangerous, like to sweep you off your feet?
ImmortalChild
Like it could break your bones. There's no part of a crocodile that size that isn't dangerous. That guy is a stone cold moron with incredible luck.
cre8majic
and unfortunately that incredible luck is going to mean to him that he's a great croc handler and has done this lotsa times
ImmortalChild
Some lessons you learn via soiling your shorts and some by losing a limb, or having a nice party to commemorate you. I suspect he falls into the latter category.
paintingagency
Starts off in a super dangerous place. That tail is STRONG. And then, only gets worse.
Darkwell
That man is alive solely because the crocodile did not want him dead.
IamNICE124
Seriously. It was game over and the croc gave him a bonus life..
MickeyCallahan
Yeah that was a "get off me" and not a "lunch time"
JackalopeElope
(For those curious I'm 90% sure that was a V shaped snout typical of a crocodile.)
DreamWeavr
The best way to distinguish between the two is to consider if it will see you later or in a while.
ImmortalChild
(An 'after a while' situation didn't convey the same gravitas, but I appreciate the correction and believe your identification to be 100% accurate. I was definitely not looking at the snout so much as expecting the guy to get straight up smoked by that thing's tail, and rightly so.)
AndroidSoul
The second that dude walked up to its hind legs I was fully prepared for the snuff film portion of the event
verbeckpaul1960
#2 don’t think for a second that hippos gonna forget that guy hitting it. I’d be careful if he ever works closely with it again. #8 the snail eating the tomato, hilarious with the sound.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Why is nobody running from that? I see a hippo about to escape and I am fucken outta there.
Sreq
While the hippo might not forget, it also seems like the guys isn’t doing any damage. Like being smacked full strength by a toddler. You know you’re hit, but does it matter?
rhmrcScifiBandit
I would never want to be that close
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
That's like using a bunny cage to hold back a German Shepherd.
knubberrub
THIS. People need to go look up the Otter v. Monkey war at the Bronx Zoo in 2016. Strategies, Tactics, Revenge - all of it. That is a marked man and that Hippos need anger management therapy.
Zega000
Nonsense, the hippo is safely contained in that enclosure and can never climb back out
GeneralNuclear
That enclosure is literally a ticking disaster waiting to happen, Who the F*ck designed that?!
FlippedOut
I didnt pay much attention to the background, but I thought it was just a river walk or something, not a zoo. But whoever thought that was a good idea needs to have their brain checked
hyjukilo
Instant recognition of TF2 Heavy eating sound.
stealthgunner385
SANDVICH
JHRD1880
It's also clear the hippo was just curious. It could have easily gotten over that little wall.
SubTrout
All I know about hippos is the statistic that they kill more humans a year than sharks do, and should not be fucked with. This really feels like a situation where that guy has no idea the danger he's messing with and was just the nearest employee to the situation.
knubberrub
The #1 killer in the African continent by far, bar none. Outside us, of course.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
*toilets* kill more people per year than sharks. Hippos kill more people per year than any large animal.
SubTrout
I'm not trying to be an asshole, but I am legitimately curious about the citation needed for that statistic.
Foxsayy
While I've always thought that statistic was weird because humans aren't fully aquatic animals, Hippos are definitely I'll-tempered, violent murder beasts.
SunBrolem
They're extremely territorial. Thats why in captivity where they are used to humans in their territory they're more placid, but in the wild, we're invaders to be... Removed.
ShiftingPattern
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/nov/14/pet-hippo-humphrey-kills-owner
SunBrolem
And? I said more placid, not completely domesticated. Its still a wild animal and people who think they are pets are headed for a coffin. Everyone knows this. I didn't think I had to spell it out, but It seems at least one person thought 'these animals are less murderously territorial in captivity' meant 'these animals are completely docile and harmless in captivity'.