Srajo101
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Nov 16, 2021 10:25 AM
Srajo101
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SpaceStationCrew
Imagine them saying the quotes in ancient greek, except the names.
Munchman347
Supposedly, the Oracles lived in a cave, it had a petroleum spring in the back, the spring gave off intoxicating gasses. They were high...
tangopianista
Is this Loss?
SonOfLucifer
"How can I make my crush love me?" - Oracle: "the next leader will bring his country to ruin!"
captaingrump
I fucking love the Oracle of Delphi so much. I have a sign over my office door in her honor
Twinklepot
I liked the last one!
glassflow
Man: please oracle, help me find my lost heir. Oracle: Oh no!!! Our table!!! It's broken!!!
venomlash
SlyMrFox
Ending of Hellboy in Hell?
Ribaldrie
Shaka, when the walls fell
aPokal
"5 days on foot" probably was just one town over. The city of Delphi was a city state. The roads to there likely had good infrastructure.
SUNSPYtm
Albert ? where's my favourite amazing shizer
Maitrify
Would have been funny at the Oracle been shouting tamarind memes. "Shaka! When my pants fell!"
badluckeve
Delphi's oracles were just high on ancient gasses, explaining their prophecies: "Shaka! When my sandwich fell!"
mward1984
Meanwhile, Thebe's Oracle is a really old blind drag queen who has all the JUICIEST gossip because they can talk to birds.
JohnCheshirsky
So, kinda like this?
copingcabana
I can't decide if it's funnier for the Oracle to be speaking in English or translating into Greek.
SUNSPYtm
God : AAAALLLLLLLL I'm out of money this is all your fault and your daughter is a slut
thevortexmaster
I was confused thinking the Matrix
SUNSPYtm
its the same context watch the reply i posted ? ahaqha updated i think.. wait.. wtf is wrong with this page :( its moved back! said fuckoff
vintagebroad
The oracles were high on drugs most of the time so you might not be too far off
EarthDragon2189
"This is quite possibly the funniest thing in existence" ugh. Get off the internet, Tumblr. Cultivate some small level of taste.
copingcabana
Oracle: "Lick it, stack it, smack it." Oh wait, it's only 2021, you guys don't know that one yet
SUNSPYtm
God : this is bullshit I'm going to owe datacenter 4 or 5 cycles of the zero thing they invented and only you even fucking half grasp
RVME
The Delphi Oracle was a national treasure. The urge to discredit her is a deception to the historical record, and materialism. Find out!
SUNSPYtm
fuck it ! LOL sorry for the mess.. other post i wanted to say BUT he does have old new sheldon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBwbmw7tQEY
seenunseen
The oracles at delphi were huffing volcanic gasses (toxic), speak gibberish, pass out.and the gibberish was translated..women being tortured
languex
Been there, it's in an underground cave, you are only allowed to stay 10 minutes.
bezobzira
I think women were more getting high as fuck. I also like the idea better
pickles0PMA
This porn is weird
ShamaOA
[in Greek] "Dammit, she's speaking in tongues again." [in English] "You come to me on the day my daughter is to be married ..."
JohnCheshirsky
Noksus
quite possibly the funniest thing in existence, and yet I felt no urge to laugh.
SUNSPYtm
Humans1 : hm something new. front bum.. not bad. EASY !
Humans2: ok so it has an engine fuck yes wow filler and sealant
notacobra
Yeah, it's a soft 3/10... 2/10 because it's a Tumblr repost.
thatsecondweirdguy
Oof, that's some hot tea!
Komah311
Same
sihark
thats cause the actual funniest thing in existence is you
Bossvoss
Noksus
now that is funny
Outlavv
They did say possibly
SailorPupitar
I think the idea of the joke.is funny, but not the content of this particular version
SUNSPYtm
its endless see y'all at the cafe SIMULATTE only one way and noone can fuck this up, we are here unlike 1300 yrs ago. 13 billion tho ? ez
nikkinikorasu
Stronk? Bondulance?
neryaf
EarthDragon2189
That's because it isn't funny. Tumblr's standards are just trash.
PorneliusHubertII
Please lip pulled up into a smile...but I did not laugh.
Weentit
???OMG, I'M DYIN???
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SUNSPYtm
:( FINE ill copy paste other and delete first https://youtu.be/k61ERMZqrKM?t=1831 worth the wait lol lucky i dont have access..
SUNSPYtm
He does have access to Sheldon in disguise https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBwbmw7tQEY
BeerandCats
By referencing meme trends, this repost has dated itself.
LeSethX
Not a date, they used a grape.
attofreak
hell yeah, I'll dab to that
CarlottaVonSprockett
It’s lit, bae
tygerpsimatrix
Yeah, Greece, circa 83BCE-424AD
electronicbovine
This is so sad Alexa play Despacito
JohnCheshirsky
Not sadder than the fact that Steve Jobs died of ligma :(
ArchMagos
Should have made up a couple things and pretend they're future memes.
Lysergian
Boksha
And sneak some outdated ones in there. "Oracle, how can I impress my lover?" *drumming* "Stick a feather in your cap and call it macaroni".
JustFeedMePieDammit
The poster moved every Zig until there were no Zigs left to move
Override9636
....gentlemen.
thekeyofe
For great justice.
DaddyYo2
What you say !!