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Jul 15, 2020 9:08 PM
FemaleNorwegian
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JustTryingToLiveLife
#1 “i had 1 kid each year for 14 years so i could make this photo” “alrighty, i got what i needed, time to get out of here”
smax410
#20 feeling kinda attacked
aninvisiblemaniac
I dont have kids
TheFuzzyJuju
These are like the memes women post on Facebook, some minus the minions
IndubitablyGullible
Thank you
q2grapple
#3. Mine smells like silver label tequila and it makes me gag
QuamvisSintSubAqua
#9 oh, how come?
reind33r
As a dad, I'm in these memes and I don't like it! :D
sianiousMaximus
Jesus. People who have kids don’t half whine about them in identical meme formats.
Aaronb1138
#7 Friends, The Office, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, anything with Vampires, most stuff under "Teen TV shows", and all reality TV trash.
924Carrera
#10 The thing about omelettes is that when you fill them with as much cheese and bacon as I do, they are not healthier than this cake
BlueLanternBraxx
As a Dad who has been taking care of my toddler alone for the past few months due to Covid, I feel the mom memes.
Sh4dowWalker96
Shit, I forgot to pack my martial arts abilities.
FemaleNorwegian
But you did bring the Holy Water?! Should do the trick for now
ninetalesneintales
I think I nearly saved everyone of these. +1
FemaleNorwegian
Good! ;)
MissSiesta
Who the fuck can take properly care of 27 kids? No one.
Knifeywifey
She has 5 kids and 27 businesses, more likely
Cavalrysword
I wish I could take a dump this good.
upsanddowns123
I needed this tonight, thanks @Op
FemaleNorwegian
You are most welcome. Hope you have a nicer day than your night was!
AtlasLongjaw
#1 Dad looks like he's wondering "Why do all these keep popping up? What am I missing here?"
TheRealLangdonAuger
Ok; I literally stole all of these and I am a daddy with two. Universal WTF.
whistlebuzz
#1. Bet Grandpa couldn’t even pull out his own garage
surfaussie
Just what I needed while feeding my 1 month old at midnight thank you
FemaleNorwegian
You are most welcome!... My youngest is 2 months this sunday, I feel ya ;)
Knifeywifey
May the force be with you!
BB17
Mom-memes for the win.
livinglife9009
#4 why did you attack my soul!
OldGreggsBloodyMangina
As the FedEx driver delivering everyone's shit, that one hit hard.
FemaleNorwegian
... Sorry? ?
MandaloreTheJust
#24 or is this one of my migraines thats gonna make me go blind in my right eye
soban
If those come on, count me out for the rest of the night.
MandaloreTheJust
Dude im down for at least two days. That shit lingers
RunanD
How TF do y'all work?!
MandaloreTheJust
I usually only have a migraine once a year
soban
If one comes on at work, I can usually keep it at bay by immediately popping 1500 mg of Tylenol, no joke. But I don't get them often anymore
SmokyDoggg
I don’t have kids but I’m an uncle and there’s nothing sweeter than giving my sister her kid back when he stops being fun and gets fussy
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
#1 that would suck so much, thank god we have so many birth control options now
Atharaenea
Spanish flu probably later killed about half of them. Old fashioned population control
ImAGrower
Imagine having to pay for so many children on today's wages and cost of living.
MexicanTrainer
I say we need more for Men. I don't like having to always leave it up to the women to take birth control pills.
Frappo
Condoms are still pretty effective.
Leaps
Men can put on a condom.
guy73378
How much does a month a birth control cost? Cause my vasectomy cost a grand total of $75.
MexicanTrainer
I think it's probably around that? I don't know. I would like to have a pill though instead of being cut open.
PoisonIvy533
I pay $24 for a 3 month supply. So $96 a year. Plus the expensive doctor bill to get that prescription each year.
JemFayCrystal
It's called a vasectomy should be paid for by the government. Why no one has ever thought to make this the free med care priority.
guy73378
Mine cost $75. In the us. And that was for the sperm count test. About as free as it gets here
somnif
Given how strongly many doctors will push against ladies getting their tubes tied, I imagine there would be.... objections.
EmberRingtail
Well appeantly there is a bit higher risk factor to that surgery
somnif
Perhaps but most of the problems I hear are things like "Ill need your husbands approval" or "you're too young to decide you dont want kids"
Cheomesh
Condom, vasectomy.
MexicanTrainer
Preferably something that I can still feel & ejaculate if I want to.
Cheomesh
Vasectomy.
EmberRingtail
Im all for it, but that is a very permanent solution
FemaleNorwegian
Amen to that!
LaronX
Wait girls can get a headache from there ponytails?
ali19891
As i guy who didn’t get any hair cut bcz, I found that the hard way ?
RideTheStimutacs
Long-haired dude here. Yep. If the band is too tight, the pull on your skin can cause tension.
Flowerlady0
Just about anything holding our hair back like a headband or ponytail. A bun on top though has the least amount of headache possibility
FemaleNorwegian
Yup! Mom buns arw the best! Or well, most practical ??♀️
SmolToot
I had a triple whammy headache today: ponytail, headband, and mask! 8 hours of painful fun.
Motherpupper4
I have thin hair- maybe the size of a quarter in a pony. Still get headaches from it bc I have to wrap the binder so tight. Lovely.
awkwardbeautiful
Oh yea. It’s happens many times
CritterrCatcher
My hair is so thick/long that 5 minutes in a ponytail is a full day of headache
Ragnar2099
Guys can too
blairsette
Especially if they are super tight... I can have my hair up maybe 2 hours a day, otherwise I’d get a horrible headache
ChiliBeef
*their
castlemacaw
*their - but also, I don’t get headaches from my pony tail. I didn’t realize it was an issue others faced
SarahTree
Ponytails, contacts, brastraps are the three things that elevate my headaches daily.
ThomasThundersword
as a long haired dude this is why i hate putting it in a ponytail when i work. shit ain’t fun. better than hair getting in the drill tho
TheLastNalbinder
To reduce weight, I like to do a half ponytail first, then secure everything with a low ponytail. Less in your face, with less weight.
GeneviveOrinse
If your hair is long enough, try putting it in a low pony or a low bun- doesn’t pull in weird places
dafunkhole
Hats too
Chalybos
Men too. I mean, hair pulled too tight is hair pulled too tight, plumbing ain’t a factor.
GeneviveOrinse
I mean, I assume a guy could too if he has long hair and wore it in a high pony for hours and hours
iamthecomet
Technically anybody can get a headache from a ponytail.
procrastinatingagain
And headbands.
FemaleNorwegian
Oh yes :/
FemaleNorwegian
Oh yes... Or maybe it's the brain tumor. Jokes aside, yep. Ponytails can give bad headaches.
boiledelephant
Simone, is that you?! :/
FemaleNorwegian
When a ponytail triggers a sensation of tightness in too many nerves at once, a headache can result. - Google. So yes, you are right
LaronX
Thanks for the answer.
LaronX
I assume it's because of the constant pulling?
Needlemind
And weight.
Idoitallforthecookies
Thank you btw, I just remembered to take mine out. A feeling akin to taking the bra off at the end of the day!
WhichEndDoITypeIntoAgain
And sometimes from the misuse of "there"
Avangiel
My hair is thick and heavy. When I start having too many headaches, I cut 10 inches off and send it to Wigs for Kids
CritterrCatcher
This is where I’m at now... really need to chop 10+ inches but really enjoying crazy long hair
ciriausly
So how long is it before the big cut? Mine is to my waist, never been this"long" before, and I'm always getting headaches
Avangiel
To mid back. Take off 10 - 12 inches and I still have enough for a ponytail
WingedLemming
(1) I get more headaches from wearing it down, honestly. But that was different back when I kept it super long. And I can still get a
WingedLemming
(2) headache from wearing it up for too long, now. The pain is centered differently. Women around here call it "hair headaches".
vingtvingt
Go look up Jojo Siwa and tell me that chick isn’t wacked out because her brain is on fire from how tight that ponytail is.
morrighan42
That hurt my eyes
StumbleDoor
Could be extensions and some serious frizz pomade. But I doubt it.
furnitureandeffects
Yes. And it hurts when you take them out sometimes from having the hair pulled all day in one direction. When the hair tension is released
furnitureandeffects
Every hair follicle essentially screams in rage.
FemaleNorwegian
?? Yup!!
nonamejanie
Yessssss oh my god. I have thick hair so my pony tail has to be tight not to fall down. It’s like tensing every muscle in your body all>
nonamejanie
>day but it’s your scalp.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Can dads appreciate this dump as well? I’m feelin’ the summer one something fierce.
LucienSeptim
Ha. Of course!
CrazyEarl
I was the primary care giver as a father. So yes, father's can ferl this.
iTakeQuotesOutOfContext
I feel like we appreciate some of it ironically like it know some dudes Iike that!’ But my wife travels several months a year for work >>
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CanadianThemedName
The bbq one hits me hard even as not a parent. I am a chef, and get home after 10+ hours of cooking and can “relax” by making 99% of dinner
IAmTheBadW01f
I work with chemicals at work, often with such precision that being off by less than a tenth of a gram can ruin stuff. I have a rule that 1/
IAmTheBadW01f
I don't precisely measure stuff when I get home, because I do too much of that at work. 2/2
FemaleNorwegian
Haha, sure! I'm a mom of 3 boys, counting the days till school starts!... If we don't have another lockdown that is.
zerozolo
My brother and I are twins and I honestly am really thankful my mom did not loose her mind with us.
Klvngrdnr
As a dad I needed this. Trying to put the 10 week old down for a nap while the 2 yr old is losing it. I think holding my laugh un is helping
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
I did the stay-at-home for my son. Hardest 2 years of my life before I went back to school.
blarmo
Same here! Rock on brother!
johnnyratbastard
I was going to say ‘don’t send your kids back to school’ but then I saw your username. If you’re in Norway you probably have sane leaders.
FemaleNorwegian
Luckily we do! If you are an American I am so sorry! Hope things change for the better in November...
Alex053
American dad here with a 6 and 9 year old girl. Really pissed off at our leadership not just saying everyone needs to wear a mask.
johnnyratbastard
Australian resident, and things just took a bad turn, but not as bad as some.
Behemoth96
You in Melbourne mate?
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
My 12 year old and 4 year old are just...ugh. From sunup until sundown.
FemaleNorwegian
Stay strong! 2 months, 4 and 8 years here. ? Got hubby home from deployment, so that's something ?❤️
BanadecCamberbootch
Dad of 4 girls and I've already abandoned hope that school will save us.
wackydeli
Dad of 2, and thank god it was free comic book day is all I can say.
BanadecCamberbootch
To clarify, I'm in California, and in America we're doing everything we can to make sure CoVid sticks around for fucking ever.
TheGriffin
So glad I had a vasectomy
killerqueen
Same here except I had my fallopian tubes removed!
TheGriffin
Childfree high five!