In the real world, she would say "no, stand back up, I want to give you a blowie," then he would either say "no thanks, I'm not in the mood for that" or "oh! yeah totally" and stand back up
Well I think part of it is not wanting to misread a situation and violate someone without clear consent even if it may seem obvious some of us just aren’t comfortable with trying to interpret if our thought process is correct
some dudes dont like oral, and thats OK too. Not me, I love it, but one of my good friends just doesnt. The title is right about bad communication, but maybe its both ways around
Not quite here but been very close. A pretty friend of mine suggested I should spend the night with her after a few drinks and that it would be a bad idea for me to head home late at night. But I refused because "I think sofas are terrible to sleep on" and left... We laugh about it now but damn
If Wisconsin weren't such pussies they'd have taken it back already. Toledo my well be being infected by Detroit's effluviants, I mean, it IS where Detroit's toilet would be....
FreeFall711
Dumb ass
BlindGardener
This happens with me and my spouse at least once a day.
Procrastinator57
OnlyFails ?
IdRatherBeOnThePlaystation
profiledit
JimFromMarketing
I'd be worried about her knees
chichiFregiLover
don't be so short minded. you can do it laying on the soil too. Also the guy has the right to a 69 too
Sickpup666
If that was me, it would be like nine years later...Wait was she going to give me aaaaaahhhh
ArcanisTheOmnipotent
I hate when I go to propose to a guy while I’m half naked and he gets down on the ground next to me.
kaneinencanto
"Cut! Matthew, we've talked about this a hundred times!"
eronth
God if only there was an extremely simple way to quickly communicate what was intended and rectify the situation.
FurtiveGlancer
Nah, I don't feel like a BJ, honey...
EarthDragon2189
In the real world, she would say "no, stand back up, I want to give you a blowie," then he would either say "no thanks, I'm not in the mood for that" or "oh! yeah totally" and stand back up
flexstar
firlefranz
ImSynnical
Well I think part of it is not wanting to misread a situation and violate someone without clear consent even if it may seem obvious some of us just aren’t comfortable with trying to interpret if our thought process is correct
HermitPrime
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
UnattendedDeviant
Obviously she wanted to pray by herself. Geeze, nerd!
DeanGulberri1
Praise the Lord!
firlefranz
flamedance58
magicpasta
StarscreamAndHutch
CBat?
EternallyIgnorant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As7rgGGc5SQ
rh82
He loves her and he's stupid. There's worse combos. Funny vid tho!
Idontneedrealfacts
some dudes dont like oral, and thats OK too. Not me, I love it, but one of my good friends just doesnt. The title is right about bad communication, but maybe its both ways around
BigRobbo
Not quite here but been very close. A pretty friend of mine suggested I should spend the night with her after a few drinks and that it would be a bad idea for me to head home late at night. But I refused because "I think sofas are terrible to sleep on" and left... We laugh about it now but damn
Rodltwo
imredheaded
So is she... is she interested?
vnqx
You can't be sure. She might just be Canadian
Rodltwo
Probably not, it’s important to have safety lighting for a bedroom at night
Silkyninja1
Is that fake money all over the floor?
ThatShiftyMonkey
Presumably part of this porn's plot? I dunno the sauce.
jamieb03303
FishieStardust
I have a very dirty mind, but I thought they were going to clean up all that paper on the floor 🤦🏼♀️
WeatherWiz
Actually that looks like money, or at least fake money! I wonder what that was about
Volpe42
Making it rain
DeathLemons
Prostitute or fun couples cos play
ianrl337
Just say those three little words
EroticZombiePants
Erotic Zombie Pants?
JohnCheshirsky
kawkamawaq
Want some tea?
TinyOctopus
Am I dumb?
Madalchemist2018
No gag reflex
ThatShiftyMonkey
those three little words
q2grapple
Purple monkey dishwasher?
stseregh
Purple burglar alarm
q2grapple
You know I cannae say that one, ya bastard
Ekibwurm
what?
IGiveSauce
ArenheimTheHybrid
RicheTheBuddha
Ohio? That's kind of harsh.
fformulaa
HashMaster9k
diggetydug
Am currently in northeast Ohio and honestly, it's pretty beautiful up here.
Ekibwurm
sounds like what someone trying to lure you to ohio would say...
BigDaddysMeatWagon
@ElbowDeepInAHorse your memes are leaking
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Ehhhhhcellent
BigDaddysMeatWagon
All going according to plan.
Ekibwurm
was the elbow not deep enough to plug the leak? do they need to go shoulder deep?
Volpe42
Then they would be an amish mechanic
dtallen243
Toledo take him to Toledo. It is where the hell that is the "state" up north has taken over our perfect utopia that is The Buckeye State /s
Slickdoodle
No sir. That's the part of Ohio you guys took so WE got the Upper Peninsula. We win.
dtallen243
Which ya'll have been infecting w/ your Michiganess since then. Give back the UP to Wisconsin and Toledo is yours.
Slickdoodle
If Wisconsin weren't such pussies they'd have taken it back already. Toledo my well be being infected by Detroit's effluviants, I mean, it IS where Detroit's toilet would be....
dtallen243
Wait I thought Detroit was the toilet based on what I've seen everytime my old job sent me up there