Knee doughnut, wife wedge, and starfish are what we end up with when we travel. The dog doesn’t get to sleep with us normally but in a hotel she pretty much always chooses us over kiddo, even though she’d have more room with kiddo.
My cat does the knee donut. As I move across the bed in my sleep, she follows, and I end up diagonal across it with her still snuggled as tightly as she can against the backs of my knees.
Gas attack is my older dog's *favorite* position. I just roll over when I smell something and can only hope it doesn't increase with frequency in her old age
Dogs and cats: "physical contact while sleeping is the optimal way to show care, compassion, and affection" Humans: "hhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooot......"
My dog is kinda weird (hes protective. A rescue who was abused but also had 3 other owners before us) so if we got him in bed would only lay at the foot of the bed and usually hopped off after a bit
intaglioguy
Umm, does everyone have a video camera installed above their bed, or just this dog owner? I can't possibly figure out what use that would have. /s
inchoroi
The weighted blanket is my favorite. My pup Bear Bear likes to do that for a few minutes at most, though.
jqubed
Knee doughnut, wife wedge, and starfish are what we end up with when we travel. The dog doesn’t get to sleep with us normally but in a hotel she pretty much always chooses us over kiddo, even though she’d have more room with kiddo.
madmax17
Wife wedge 🤣
Hovencl00f
Just the right musical accompaniment as well.
VowelShiftBetch
I have to grab my 90 lb dogbeast and lay him on my chest to achieve the weighted blanket. I do it at every available opportunity.
Tenzil
keelindsey
My cat does the knee donut. As I move across the bed in my sleep, she follows, and I end up diagonal across it with her still snuggled as tightly as she can against the backs of my knees.
Nightcaste
I switched sides on my dog. She was really confused for about half an hour. Then she sat on my head.
Bajiir
Gas attack is my older dog's *favorite* position. I just roll over when I smell something and can only hope it doesn't increase with frequency in her old age
madmax17
rofl gas attack and old dog, terrible combination.
ChazzK
Dogs and cats: "physical contact while sleeping is the optimal way to show care, compassion, and affection"
Humans: "hhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooot......"
Mack1986
My dog is kinda weird (hes protective. A rescue who was abused but also had 3 other owners before us) so if we got him in bed would only lay at the foot of the bed and usually hopped off after a bit