SuicidalBallsack
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A few weeks ago i saw this little spider chilling near the stairs. It was pretty well hidden. I have an extreme fear of these guys but recently i have been trying to be more understanding of them given all the love jumping bois get on here (ngl they are pretty cute). i also just watched the latest bobs burgers where Louise made friends with spider. (Sorry if that's a spoiler)
So when i see this guy near my stairs (outside of my room, near the front door) I start talking to it. "Ok, i'm gonna leave you alone little homie and i won't snitch, just PLEASE stay there. Don't go in my room and we will be all good"
Now we arrive to the present. I am starting to fold my laundry that had been sitting there and wouldn't you know it, along came a spider.
"WHY!?!" i screamed. "WE HAD AN AGREEMENT!!!" i didn't know what to do! it was starting to crawl under my dresser and if it went under there, god knows where it would go next. my anxiety is skyrocketing, my heart is pounding. "IM SORRY!" i pick up my phone, *smash*...
I feel bad. Just wanted to confess my sins to y'all and say sorry to all spider lovers. I'm trying to be better about those 8 legged freaks, but it is a challenge. My skin is still crawling and i keep feeling things crawling on me.
ConsistentlyLateCommenter
Spiders don't bother me but roaches are the absolute fucking worst and I would not be able to sleep with one in my house so I get it
potatoardvarkhybrid
Ma-maaa! ooooòohhhhhh
skwint
I've got a really big one in my bedroom, protecting me from mosquitoes. I'd rather have a gecko, but the spider is native.
KnifeKnut
Have you tried jumping spider therapy? They are very cute.
BonIvermectin
Don't worry OP. I try not to kill them, but if they come at you outta nowhere they can get themselves smashed just on reflex
SuicidalBallsack
Thank you. Yea, it snuck up on me!
MrsFartSimpson
Rules are if it's in my house and someone else can't get it outside it has to die. If I'm outside in their house they never get killed.
horseman05
How bad was the fire damage?
SuicidalBallsack
Fire almost spread upstairs but i was able to contain it. Only around $7k in damages.
hetherweaversmagic
Yah. Don’t come at me bro and don’t hide in/on my stuff or you get the dead.
SuicidalBallsack
yea, pretty much!
DrunkBobRoss
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DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
I love spiders, any time I see one I get a glass (cause they can't climb on the surface of em usually), and catch them to put em outside.
SuicidalBallsack
That's very kind of you. I will to keep calm and think of this next time.
SuicidalBallsack
try^
LollipopFromHell
You live a very eventful life.
SuicidalBallsack
Haha, thank you. Pretty boring actually :p
RedTailedHawk
Monster.
KLUSTENATOR
Hunter
SuicidalBallsack
IM SORRY!
ThanosTheGreat
I’m the same. I hate spiders. But I’m starting to learn the difference between good and bad spiders. And I try not to kill any good spiders
ThanosTheGreat
I have a ton of orb weavers in my backyard. And I hate them. Mostly coz they are so fucking massive.
ThanosTheGreat
But they are harmless. But I also don’t want them in my backyard. I just destroy their webs whenever I see them instead of killing them.
SuicidalBallsack
So you're a home-wrecker? :)
ThanosTheGreat
Well. I mean. If I walk into their home. Imma wreck it. Otherwise I just leave it be