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My job (teaching, not being a wizard)
Cat tax
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Just woke up to find this made it to the front page. To be honest, I really like my job, but memes aboute that isn't gonna bring me those sweet fake Internet points now, is it?
Vyrro
Kermit one is super accurate
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
#1 on the train to work now... I have no idea what I'm supposed to do once I arrive... Probably easier to find a new job.
AtomicCarp
If you work on an ambulance #16 is just two things that are dependent on the other also being true
Kneatherland
I have an interview tomorrow so hopefully I'll be able to relate to a few of these soon lol
SteelRaven
Beeing a wizard
annatzk
Being a wizard, thanks
pitbullboxershorts
I work hard. Less work would make me more productive because I could do project work to solve all the workarounds and fix tech issues.
AriBoBari
I don't work on Fridays. I'm paid 80% of my worth so I work 80% of the work week.
WhereIsWillByers
Great attitude.
TheGriffin
The days I'm in the office and not front line, I'm emotionally done with work around 10. But then re-invested again when I go front line 1/>
TheGriffin
2/> in the afternoon
tellmeimcute
Some companies need leadership not management, but will confuse the two as one in the same.
Rage3
Don't follow #5 top part, that's horrible. The monitor should be directly in front of you, at eye level or a few cm above.
DillPixels
annatzk
Yes. That is him. My glorious gobblin.
DillPixels
I stole that ages ago o haha. I love him.
annatzk
You're welcome!
DillPixels
:3
DanFendi
I am so pleased I now have a job that doesn't make me feel this way about work. :\
readingcat5772
I'm just so happy i have work now and can understand this stuff on an emotional level. It makes me so happy
weldr67
Tomorrow is going to suck. I have the flu
PMH117
Dumbledore photo, let’s also remember that, you know, a world war happened :/
DanFendi
Also, he might've got tenure.
krizzizle
Also older dumbledore minus the beard probably isnt that far off and beards can be forced to grow fast magically
CMorty28
echonite
#1 Ive "worked", as in went to work, only 3 days in the past 2 and a half weeks. Not all at once either.
KittenVonCatsworth
I've been completely off for 14 days now. I don't even remember my network password anymore. I'm gonna have to call IT just to log in.
TooMuchWorkNotNuffFun
“Sacyualy”
NottherealSlimPickens
coldNoodlez
Yes.
JaxJamesTheTenaciousTurtle
Source?
NoBeerandNoTvMakeHomerSomethingSomething
Enjoy. https://youtu.be/dMIrlP61Z9s
zintention
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
How old are you?
Biglebowski748
TygrF
I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS GODDAMMIT! WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??
FlightAir23
spaceymonkey
Fuzzykitten777
I’m on paternity leave for 4 weeks currently. When I go back to work I’ll be lucky if I can even find my way there.
finninthejakesuit
busted88
Imgur: Multiple posts about hating work and not thinking about work. Also Imgur: Why am I paid so little.
yathatsgood
#7 how do you get your mum to love you
Crovox
How to get your mum to stop drinking
DragonJak
I don't know how people look at this kind of thing and think it's a good system for everyone to live under.
plsreadHayeksUseofKnowledgeinSociety
true, there's always the old reliable 'self sufficiency'. How are you at hunting and gathering?
DragonJak
Why are the options always between current society and living like a wild man? Surely there's a better option than either.
EpilatorAlligatorBothReduceGrowth
I don’t. But I have no choice if I want to keep paying my mortgage, feed my children and buy toilet paper.
allens969
newdoug2017
Did you get those TPS reports though?
TokyosNotFarEnough
And make damn sure you put the cover sheets on them!
Saxxon92
We're actually required to have the cover sheets on them now, it was in the memo
HammerParty13
What kind of kitty is that?
RedDirt3D
Scrotus purrus
annatzk
Yes.
annatzk
Its a canadian sphynx.
nobigwhoopdawg
One of the Rexes. Devon or Cornish,maybe? I thought he was a Sphynx at first, but he's kinda fuzzy
annatzk
Its a sphynx! A lot of them are fuzzy due to the breeding program where british short hair is used.
nobigwhoopdawg
TIL! Thanks! <3
Sumtinstink
As a boss. I don't care if you fuck off a little as work. As long as what you are supposed to do gets done and done correctly.
babycoolredhead
Thanks, boss.
CrazyLizardLady86
My boss said that, then got mad I was texting my mom about something she needed. Despite being the most ahead on my team. The jackass
ElbowDeepInYourDad
Jeff, this is Steve. I quit and I'm banging the whole HR department and yes that includes Bob.
Greymalum
Dad?
Sumtinstink
Grandson?
kkanne20
We appreciate it.
soylentbeef
Oh yeah?! You hiring?
Sumtinstink
Always. By my boss, can be a slave driver. Me being his son and running my own crew. I get more work done than his. Of course I have the 1/2
Sumtinstink
2/2 better crew. I don't have to train my guy's. I don't have time for that.
theglimmeringwarlock
My boss asked if i wanted to hit a doubleheader baseball game last year. Dudes awesome. He knows i get my shit done, and I'm efficient
theglimmeringwarlock
His wife though was le did you tell your co-worker to ditch work? He's like no, that sounds horrible. He didn't have any meetings ?
travelinaddy
One of my managers is constantly walking around cubes and sent out an email saying that we all needed to sit at our desks more insurance...
Greymalum
Same. I have to teach the line everyday otherwise these fucking fucks will fuck us all.
cepacolusmaximus
And on today's episode of Good Boss, Bad Boss...
Greymalum
I have haters but most tell me good things. I am honest and educate why I ask for things a certain way. But I have the best results of us.
walrussl
Are you hiring?
Smaaaash
That's how it is. Everybody slacks. Just make sure shit gets done, and you don't slack too obviously.
babycoolredhead
My boss just tries to get me to smoke pot all the time.
ajm1991
Grear motto. My employees struggle with the fact that not every day/hr is equal. Sometimes you're fine to dip early. Other days I need 100%
Sumtinstink
Ain't that the truth..
dsampify
Some weeks are 60 hour weeks and some weeks are 20 hour weeks that's how it always has been and always will be.
shocknauts
“Great job on all the hard work this past week! You finished everything early..... so we are pulling up work from other shifts as reward.”
ThisUsernameIsTaken123
Yep been there. The lesson is to only work as hard as you need to hit your own deadlines
ThisUsernameIsTaken123
And maybe a little bit harder a few days before a deadline so that you can get a few extra points helping everyone else ?
BatLadyRielle
i've been struggling with this because I don't have a lot of work to do right now. Once the new big project starts I'll be busy as fuck
BatLadyRielle
but for the past month i've been struggling to find work to do. I'm hourly so i can't just leave early either.
Sumtinstink
I had one job were we actually moved a pile of dirt we we waited on golfer's.
krizzizle
Totally in the same boat! Sitting around getting paid to do nothing is driving me nuts
HurtYou
I wish more people in charge had that point of view
natolyi
nevertrustawetfart
Large corporations have no choice but to be strict. It's not even a personally thing more than it is that they can get sued so easily.
EpilatorAlligatorBothReduceGrowth
Great as long as you don’t work at my office or others that measures productivity and monitors work tasks/pc programs. Boss’s boss cares...
insoleindependent
I left my last job because of this. Couldn't actually get anything done because of the anxiety it caused me.
Sumtinstink
Same
ajm1991
I've been there. Literally there is software that measures idle time.
Ekad
My bro works from home & downloaded a program that moves his mouse every 5 seconds or so. He works super quick so is able to get it all done