Something something innefective armour

Sep 21, 2021 2:21 PM

Tehtrollnyaa

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fantasy

bear

armor

armour

vikings

MARSHMALLOW MARSHMALLOW!!!

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Damn I knew someone would post this before I could hahaha

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she is a barbearian

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bearbareian?

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Babebearian

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Bearzerker

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I'M GOIN' BEARZERK!

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Paige No!

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Paige yes

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bearly an inconvenience

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Producer Guy: 'Bears are ...' Script Guy: 'Please don't!'

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She's banging that bear.

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Is that Conan's fathers sword?

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Bear chested cosplaying.

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#1 that's a bear behind ?

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Insure hope they have a healthy relationship

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#11 Hey, hey watch the paw there mister

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Fact: You are less likely to be mauled if you are wearing sexy armor.

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I feel like this fact is questionable at best buy idk enough about bears to refute it

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5/7 would maul, after explicit consent.

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the bear is the armor

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Until it isn't.

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So many sexual fantasies going on here but I wish we could get rid of the chick

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Bear naked, lady.

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I think you comma is in the wrong place.

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"IT'S BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE..."

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Gotta get in tune with sailor moon cuz that cartoons got the BOOM anime babes that make me think the wrong thing

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"...the show about/Psycho killers with problems they should work out." What?

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What a good boy

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Careful that's one of the most dangerous beasts in the world when angered, also there's a bear!

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Beast becomes quickly enraged when using logic against it.

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Or when attempting to travel in reverse

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Ha!

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Something something right to bear arms

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Damnit that's a way better title than mine

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This reminds me of that Family Guy episode with the Teacher & the Bear.

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Wedding photos have really gotten out of hand.

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ahahahhaajjaajjahaaj

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What kind of dog is that?

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Putin dog!

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20,000 years ago we domesticated dogs and created all these cool dog breeds. Hear me out; what if they had done bears!?!?

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Vikings kept pet "house bears" commonly enough that we've found written laws about the fines faced if your bear damaged someone's property.

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Just keep in mind we bred chihuahas, im not sure id want a bear version of that demon from tartarus.

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I think even Tartatus is classier than that.

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From Taco Bell, then?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's always Taco Bell... Always...

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He smelled that girl
In summer air
The bear, the bear
And maiden fair
The bear, the bear
And maiden fair
And the bear, the bear

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I scrolled specifically for this comment

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That has to be some of the most impressive fantasy photography I've seen

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I give this lady props on maintaining the stern expression. I would not be able to contain my “awe, look at the cutie bear” face!!

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Yep. :)

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Honestly same

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I'd just be straight up terrified.

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Those 'tame' bears are often drugged and in all other ways mistreated.

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What bear? Her husband's a taxidermist. :P

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☹?

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Druid / Barbarian multiclass or a Ranger / Barbarian multiclass.

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A warden in ESO.

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Or just... Bear totem Barbarian, really.

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Barbarian dating a druid.

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This is exactly what I was thinking.

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I'd say druid barb cus she doesn't have a bow

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Rangers aren't called that because they use ranged weapons...

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Drizzt Do'Urden, one of the most famous/infamous rangers ever put to page is known for using melee weapons.

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I was thinking more in the d&d sense

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Drizzt is from D&D, he's Drow.

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AHH crap, gues you can have my nerd badge then, I dont deserve it

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What in the Russia is going on here

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Something beautiful.

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Bearly legal films

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Animal abuse plus sexy girl..

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You judging us? You best not be judging us.

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Not judging mate, it's quite impressive really

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This is a Russian sweet 16. Must be a traditional, pacifist family since they didn't even give the bear an AK or rent a tank...

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LOL

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On her Insta she has a photoset taken with a fucking Ekranoplan of all things, she's pretty turbo-Russian in general haha

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Source?

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A what?

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Soviet era ground effect vehicle.

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Giant Russian boat plane.

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That was discontinued because boats, planes, heck even hovercraft were better.

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An Ekrotronsusaur duh.

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Honestly, who needs effective armor when you're friends with a brown goddamn bear? No one is going to attack her and live.

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The bear does. Armor that bear!

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Go ahead and try to fit armor to that bear. I'll be sure to write a stirring eulogy for the funeral we hold for the bear turd you'll become.

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Gotta admit it would look cool, though.

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You make good points

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Yes. Beary good points indeed.

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Plus if the bear wanted to attack you that's just as effective as full plate.

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you just make a metal thwack sound vs a meaty thwack sound when it bats you off your feet.

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This is exactly what I thought of... Bahahaha

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I was hoping someone would post this.

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A Canadian bestseller ?

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It won one of the highest Canadian literary awards iirc.

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It gets cold in Canada

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I came here just for this comment.

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I was looking for this and i was not disappointed.

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I still want a copy of that book to put on my wall.

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You can buy it, you know

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It's in print? Gotta google it now. Thanks.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Want my copy? It's probably the most shameful purchase I've ever made

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Yes, I would. Do you mind if I message you?

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Not at all!

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Yeah, post nut clarity is a bitch sometimes

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lol true

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I've actually read it. ;)

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Any extra copies?

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Well… we’re waiting

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Yeah? Had fun?

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Inserts caddyshack gif

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It was awful. But the bonkers "sexy" parts make up for it. While getting it on she asks the bear to pull her head off. It is insane.

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She wants to give the bear head?

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And more.

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