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Happy International Pizza Day
Feb 9, 2024 12:29 PM
fireflyseasontwo
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Happy International Pizza Day
davescifi1350
Who chucks the crust?!
ReconditeEidolon
I always assumed we called them pizza bones bc we shared them with the dog? Didn't know you could make stew.
Shigoshi
hey, I thought I order a boneless pizza! Why is there bones, in my pizza!
nefariousRake
“Yeah but can I get that pizza……BONELESS”
TacoFox
Pizza Bones!
Thegreenestthumb9
My mum recently made soup from leftover meatloaf (it was terrible), so honestly I wouldn't be surprised at this.
FallingStar7669
Boil it down to a mash, add some flour, make it into a dough, use it the dough to make pizza.
johnson442
Sourdough pizza. Interesting! Kinda like how they make Kit Kat bars!
humblewordsmith
keyblader1985
I started eating the crust at school, because we didn't get very much to eat. I'm used to it now.
DippinDerps
WhoYouCallingPinhead
Allentown shout out
gakagoat
Lol yes! I knew there would be one haha
Hekatombe
GriffinMann41
oh hello Artemis!
VampireTeaParty
Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.
onlymostofthetime
RIP carl weathers
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
Missed the stop on the first read, I thought this recipe was going in a very different direction.
Thesonshade
theflyboy87
Starter dough.
NirvanaNik
There's marrow in that there crust!
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
You should rip up the pizza box and throw it in the pot as well.
ThisGostakIsHereForTheDoshes
Get some delicious fiber!
loveisallwereallyhave
Those are the bones
HowlerTwo
I only eat the crust when its stuffed with cheesy garlicky goodness....otherwise I think it just takes up unnecessary flavour space in your belly
cousteau
Think of it as a side dish
HtNrN
You jest, but you can create new, delivious bread from this kind of deal. I am unaware of the english name. Bakers of imgur, help! *Batsignal*
treebread
My googling (just TRY to search for bread made from bread) says it might just be called breadcrumb bread?
Puvaradivi
I don't know about creating some new delicious bread, but you could take 2/3 the crusts and turn them into bread crumbs, mix those with parmesan, and coat a piece of chicken stuffed and topped with more parm, and add a little tomato sauce in top for some stuffed chicken parmesan. Then take the other 1/3 of crusts and make them into croutons to sprinkle on the Italian salad you serve before the chicken parm.
echoawoo
The left oil fats from browning beef + flour makes really rich crisps that last like fivevers
Pphunk77
Actually, that could be used to make some great stuffing.
AG11PM
trigonman3
cousteau
I just dip it in bbq+mayo sauce. Or my recent invention, bbq+sweet chili sauce.
Grapeape2000
Shady Kvass
freakdiablo
If your pizza crust is going in the trash, that's just bad pizza. I've had basic local pizzeria pies where the crust was great on it's own.
insertwittyremarkherelater
Wasnbo
And then there's the man who made pizza soup: https://youtu.be/YcCdF88JA-k
lordyhalvey
I always give my crusts to my wife. She loves the bone.
Bossvoss
Baby, you got a stew going!
DrX0X0
I thinks how the first beer was made???
SLCtechie
P00P00H34D
So sad about his death, he always was one of my favorite B plots :/
poscduke
schueyWrecker
Came here to say that RIP
trigonman3
TomorrowsProcrastinator
I think I'd like my money back
revolutionofevolution
RIP, but the Onion just reverse uno'd themselves. This literally is just describing a pomodoro sauce.
nanomaus
I'd add some mild white cheese and mexican beer and stick blend that into a breakfast soup.
spitfires2000
WHAT?! You people don't eat the crust?
dh4mpyr
I love me some pizza bones
phonoodle415
Gime soms ranch and we good
MrSelect
What do you mean YOU people?
1philthy1
Crush is the best
Nightcaste
They don't eat the crust, but they pay extra for bread sticks. Wtf
irrational1618
Right. The crust is like a delicious breadstick. If the crust on your pizza does not look like it will be a delicious breadstick, get a different pizza.
Ninjainslippers
This right here. If the crust is bad, the rest of the pizza is probably mediocre at best.
DumpsterSauce
Sure I do. As long as it's stuffed crust. That dry hard empty shit can suck it tho
Tigersterne
My fiancee doesn't. More for me
javadad60
They're monsters.
BikerRay
And let the dog go hungry?
JaimeLannistersRightHand
I usually get a small pot of garlic sauce on the side to dip my crusts in...
MadHatter69
I've eaten pizza crusts as hard as rocks, because if I paid for it, you bet your ass I'm gonna eat the whole thing, crumbs and all. Hell, I even reuse the boxes - I cut them into small pieces and throw them on the compost heap in my garden.
SternLecture
i do i feel like it makes me an adult. like its an ancient black magick that summons discipline into my bones.
lonelyrangerofthedreams
I eat the crust of all the people in my table left unattended. Plus mine of course.
powwerbottom
Children. Children don't eat the crust
PlankTableGo
Got to cut the calories/carbs somewhere - may as well be the part without the other stuff.
anjeleyezjr
You're eating pizza. It isn't meant to be healthy. Just eat the crust.
alwaysupvotefuturama
My wife and offspring often don't.
Fifofu
On the plus side, more for you.
alwaysupvotefuturama
HighSorcerer
I've broken a lot of teeth in my lifetime and if that pizza crust is overcooked and requires excessive force to chew, it's going in the trash.
InfocalypseRising
If you’ve “broken a lot of teeth” I don’t think pizza crust is the culprit here
Noodlesocks
Sure but I've never broken teeth on any other food.
HighSorcerer
It's not, and I've spent a lot of money getting my teeth healthy again. My point is that you learn when something is too hard to chew. You wouldn't go and bite into a rock, because you know what it would do to your teeth. If the pizza crust is too hard for my teeth to take it, I don't eat it.
DrNick
Gotta get that stuffed crust. It stays soft even after reheating of you have leftovers.
triaddraykin
As someone who has a lot of problems with their teeth, what options did you explore?
HighSorcerer
Honestly, it was a lot of pulling out the teeth that could not be fixed and fixing the ones that could. It cost me hundreds, if not a couple thousand dollars at the dentist and 6 pulled teeth in 2020. After that, it's all about maintenance. Brush your teeth, use mouthwash, floss. All the shit the dentists tell you to do, you should do, even if you hate it. I neglected my teeth for 30 years and payed for it. Also, SHOP AROUND for a dentist, and pay for private dental insurance(if applicable), 1/2
BrickShakes
Depends on the crust quality.
ProppaGanda
If your crust isn't tasty enough to eat by itself why the fuck would you even eat that pizza? It can't be good.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Also, the amount of pizza is available. At a buffet, I will not eat the crust.
ProbablyNotTheDevil
Crust is crust. If I’m eating the pizza, I’m eating the crust.
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
I entirely judge my pizza quality based on the crust itself.
Neurisko
And desperation, or situation. If I'm eating a pizza with terrible crust for breakfast, I'll dip the crust in a glass of cold milk, which will soften it up enough to eat.
thatfellathere
Monster
ItsActuallyDavidNow
autodidacticcortex
Gerdalearnedme
You are my hero, but that’s gross.
trigonman3
That way you get more milk per pizza
IUpvoteFuturama
pippinpoppinforaring
Why tho? Just microwave or steam the crust if it's too hard to eat. Then spread some margarine or dipping sauce on it.. milk is just gross lol
Neurisko
You might laugh, but when I was young we didn't have a microwave. And steam? How am I supposed to steam it? lol.
Lexgeddon
Prefacing this by saying I think the idea of steamed crust is nasty, but... just put a collander over a boiling pot.