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She wanted to get weird and I was her person. Life is good. Kinky good.
Feb 29, 2016 5:54 PM
NotCreepyPervert
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She wanted to get weird and I was her person. Life is good. Kinky good.
mcBobaFett
This is the story of my life.
HelloToe
http://imgur.com/qdhsoog
imyourrealdad
I resemble this post.
ODISY
this is cringe
SpaceHaze91
Where were you when I was looking? Dang!
VibratingNipples
Is she underage?
Camelspotting
Everyone in Japan is 18.
TreeWeird
Awwww yeHhhh
ImJustAnotherHuman
Good for ya, mate!
Ponder361
Same.
MrPredator
I just stay away from everyone. It's better to be alone by choice than left alone by others you once trusted.
TielKiri
Perhaps, but isn't it often said that it's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all?
MrsF1nch
You will learn to love again when you are ready. I'm sorry you are feeling this way
Frelock
Your username may need changing in the near future!
NotCreepyPervert
Hey I'm a pervert but I'm not a creep about it. Mostly. Sometimes... I tried once... SHUT UP!
SOMETHlNGODD
If your weird is impact play...don't introduce it by saying "I like kink. I've walked away from partners with (1/2)
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bruises before." I did that while drunk to a pretty vanilla person, did not realize how it would sound. Oops. (2/2)
NildaEichenauer41
This speaks to me... A lot.
peregrineza
Fistbump
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
I don't think they'll interpret that way you might hope.
NotCreepyPervert
Or will we.....?
peregrineza
*evil grin*
ShrimpShrimpNoNo
I have recently found that kinky weird other as well. High five bro :boop:
UseTheSource
bit long for a safeword
pikakid24
Woo
pikakid24
W000!
NaytheDrake
I made ours Banana. I don't think there's going to be any confusion there.
footfoe
"That's my sternum you can't go any deeper."
ToTheLastDrop
Not with that attitude.
LukeKarr22
Soooooooooooon.
wasREDACTED
I thought the purple whisper logo was a K * Y logo for a second.
imnotallowed2havefriends
Same.
JohnnyBgood422
That'd be a plus. I want a woman with a strong body and mind, as well as a sense of adventure.
Rosainmd
That's exactly what I want in a man. And why is a sense of adventure frowned upon and misconstrued as perversion? Just saying.
JohnnyBgood422
Dunno. I didn't perceive sense of adventure as that. Sense of adventure to me means traveling the world.
Rosainmd
Point taken.
gr8snd
Does she have a friend?
NotCreepyPervert
She has a couple but really she is the kinky one alone.
chubito33
As far as you know.
gr8snd
Damn!
SubtleNonExistence
Just join in with OP. they're open to stuff
NotCreepyPervert
I mean... One is lesbian but I don't believe that automatically means kinky. Sorry bud.
gr8snd
The story of my life......
NotCreepyPervert
I had an 18 month dry spell where I was lucky to even secure a first meeting and stood up several times. It gets better just keep trying.
rchecka
Ok, but the moment she tries using your exit only door it's probably best to just walk away.
NotCreepyPervert
This was discussed and we verified that neither of us was interested in this method.
rchecka
Well that's good, I am happy for you but I wonder, how does one even casually bring up that conversation?
MammaMia6
Many lovers can openly communicate in that way. I like to ask - what do you like that I'm not doing? What do you want to try? Etc
NotCreepyPervert
Started as a light hearted joke while we were in a sex shop....... Started as a reference to Deadpool should work better.
DuckIsAMetagram
You lucky son of a bitch
CaptinJackHarkness
I agree with TheBatWomen. Look for someone that everyone thinks is innocent. I like to get kinky but because of the way I look, no one asks
YourBuddyBill
no one asks because of the way I look, but that's because i'm ugly. also i'm really bad with people. and often unintentionally creepy.
NotCreepyPervert
NitherNor
Soooo... do you use the safewords, or do they?
SauceBot
A safeword is a code word or series of code words that are sometimes used in BDSM for a submissive or bottom to unambiguously communicate th
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eir physical or emotional state to a dominant or top, typically when approaching, or crossing, a physical, emotional, or moral boundary.
HorseMcFucker
"EGGS, EGGS!"
NotCreepyPervert
You chose post at random to explain to everyone. I feel special, check his username and posts guys. He's a robot.
NSFWFavourites
Damn perverts, they're ruining today's society! P.S. Don't check my favourites pls
jedreeves
Dotted and forgotten.
geddyleesmullet
So you want not lewd or nothing to scroll?![]()
ThatDutchPerson
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TheNajarin
.
NotCreepyPervert
With a username like that Ill take your word for it. You seem an expert.
PakitoTaquito
* Scientist
RPGSilver
I'm a detective and my sleuthing skills have told me you're not American
NSFWFavourites
:o Damn, I thought Sherlock was dead
Mycatisaninja
Bad safe words, because can be taken as flirting includes, but not limited to; "Stop" "You're hurting me" and "NOT THE WAX"
barnwolf
Just use the name of your ex.
NotCreepyPervert
Another unfortunate Safe-phrase http://imgur.com/nHnkrzI
ChainsawHandsJoe
I like to make all my safewords something stupid, like "antidisestablishmentarianism" or "porpoise".
NotCreepyPervert
This is very true, also adapting to try and ignore all BUT the safeword takes a serious conscious adjustment.
CorneliusCornwall
Not the bees
cerdus
Maybe some more bees ought to help you with that. Dr.Beeeeeèees
TheBoxGh0st
While I immediately thought of that too, I began thinking they may think you're saying "beads" in the heat of the moment and misinterpret.
CorneliusCornwall
BEES = bad. BEADS= good
Manorexia
Me and my sub follow the saying "Yes means yes, no means yes, pineapple means no"
awesomealliteration
I like this. Good on you
CleverlyReferencedThing
I like red green and yellow light, red and green being obvious i'd think but yellow is i like this but not for to much longer
Manorexia
I used to use that but "red" comes up a bit too much so switch to "pineapple" no yellow but it was never really used with us
CleverlyReferencedThing
it's the full sentence, redlight yellowlight etc. but yeah I can see pineapple being a good one lol
ginniper
Pineapple our safe word too!!! It was Oklahoma...But we had to change it.
TielKiri
... How does Oklahoma end up- wait, no, I don't wanna know.
smellyslumpkin
I'm jealous. I want fp imgur in the streets but 4chan in the sheets. Well maybe not that crazy
AricNeo
I think it completely depends on which 4chan you're refering to, /b/ or /d/ then thats some crazy shit, one of the tame ones could be fine
NotCreepyPervert
Yeah, 4chan in the sheets pretty much means she grows a penis the size of a car that swallows you while you turn into an female.
jazzchameleon
Aww shit, now I want 4chan in the sheets
atombongsmoker
I'm sure somebody out there is into it.
NotCreepyPervert
So yeah what I'm saying is that 4chan in the sheets is probably not ideal and I totally didn't pull that from images I've seen.
B0ULLIE
Lmao
smellyslumpkin
I'd be concerned about the fbi party van rollin up too
AFineMadam
So I'm guessing you're a /d/eviant.
NotCreepyPervert
Not really, but by have been to the thread Once.... ok a few.... Several..... SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
AFineMadam
Don't worry, I'm a domme and am a confessed /d/eviant. You're in good company.