I know this is a meme but omg... there is honestly so much crying in baseball. At least when I was around my little brother's regional playoffs or whatever you call it
I remember my son's first moment of mean-spirited anger. He tripped on a toy, stood up, kicked the toy, then gave it a long dirty look. My wife and I were cracking up. He was probably under 2yo. It was fascinating to see that behavior, no idea where it came from, like just instinct to try to put that toy in its place like it was a troublesome littermate.
thats what the guy who is behind in the AI race told us to do! (so he can catch up!(so he TOTALLY did it for the benefit of humanity and not at all for money!)) then again thats the same guy who has released out into the wild a miserably below par driving aid named autopilot to be beta tested amongst other innocent and unwilling bystanders. and then totally did not send his legion of incel edgelord fanboys to harass a woman who dared to state the obvs & criticize
That is a really weird take... First what AI would they be catching up to? The petition is pretty dumb, but autopilot isn't at all like the AI it's petitioning against. Autopilot technically isn't even an AI unless you think AI is a collection of if statements. Second, I would say autopilot is a pretty above par driving aid, in fact the issue is it's so good that people treat it like a self-driving solution instead of using it as a driving aid.
I mean, there did seem to be some sapience involved... the second kid is like 3 feet to the side of the pitching line and still gets hit... That robot saw him and took aim for the kill.
In anchient times, before phones, folks would gather in elaborate, purpose built structures, to watch silent movies... and if you were fortunate, the church lady would accompany the action with emotional cues in the form of sound. To intensify the experience, large, air enhanced sound machines were brought in, and because English is a polyglot hodge podge, those machines were called ORGANS. I hope this helps.
I was legit expecting dad to get shot in the butt but then the second kid got popped in the head. Wish the kid broke it sooner, poor doggo got hit too. The accuracy on this thing is wild, random AF!
Why do you think a child's pain is funny? I never understood that. Obviously you see the dog as an innocent being who feels pain, so when it suffers, you find no humor in it; but you do find it funny when a child suffers?
The dog's reaction tells us the kids are just wimps. Don't hit the machine, hit the balls (of the dad who placed you in front of such a silly contraction).
Mailvirgo
Even the poor dog copped it in the machines deathroll. This is too funny.
afnoot42
The Prime Directive should have been implemented
DavidTemper44
The dangers of AI
Cthulhuonabike
dhoffmann
Rhea M. (OT: Maximum Overdrive)
DrKenAdams
I was really hoping it would fire off one more at dad after the kid knocked it over
HelloThere1812
He's the only one who deserved it.
ArcheoSpectre
I love how the smallest one flanks it and just yeets it hahaha
LordHosk
I could watch this all day
rumandbass
If this ain't parenting
Jbelkin
That thing is sentient … or a $9 thing has varying speeds to throw at 70 degrees scope …
idklolwut12
the little one chose violence, as they tend to at that age
Starbolt81
TRIPLE KILL!
BrownestofCoats
That robot:
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Muunk
Thought pops was going to take a hit to the business.
LittleLordThudleroy
It almost had everything.
ThaWhiteRanger
We were robbed
SmokyDoggg
When the robot asks “what is my purpose” and you say “you throw balls” the response isn’t always “oh my God”
IrrelevantIrrelevant
Oh, it absolutely is, its just the tone that's different.
dpat13
I’ve watched it 6 times and my husband wants to know why I am sitting by myself, laughing until tears are running down my face. This is gold
LordHosk
Its amazing because the shots aren't even in the same place, they go a little different directions to doink each time
Jaqdakloun
This was better than most movies I've seen recently.
scoutMoonDiver
There’s no crying in baseball!!
ItSeemsYouHaveSufferedaTerribleFate
I know this is a meme but omg... there is honestly so much crying in baseball. At least when I was around my little brother's regional playoffs or whatever you call it
IsThisPirateTaken
Was waiting for him to take a nut shot :(
Deathpunkin
or up the butt when he was picking up the kid
Bytencoder
phonoodle415
it hit the dog too lmao
UrbzGaming
Durahl
Would have laughed even harder if the third ball had hit his balls - Ya kno'... The potential third child 🤣
spooktree
neonoptic
"Jesus is comin' and he is pissed."
sadurdaynight
without context, this looks like some hilarious scene from a Bad News Bears kids baseball movie
Krashtestdummy
spooktree
WE MADE YOU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03ncDwFdm4E
SoberAndBored
Who made who? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwyiWxa7Esk
qtRaven
Such a great dumb movie.
Smashinbananas
I'm at a loss what movie is it?
cybercry
Maximum overdrive..
Smashinbananas
Gracias fellow imgurian!
dposton70
If you don't expect it to be a "good" movie, it's a fun watch.
TallynNyntyg
Wasn't there a 7Up ad like this, except it was a tank?
johnzaku
Yes. Fun fact! That 7up tank was built by Jamie Hyneman, of Mythbusters. https://youtu.be/nkgQFOOr7ug
Wiesel2000
so it begins
nowinsituation
The little one is the smartest- even if the evil robot is turned off it is dangerous, destroy it now!!!!
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
His name is John Connor
ThatShiftyMonkey
I remember my son's first moment of mean-spirited anger. He tripped on a toy, stood up, kicked the toy, then gave it a long dirty look. My wife and I were cracking up. He was probably under 2yo. It was fascinating to see that behavior, no idea where it came from, like just instinct to try to put that toy in its place like it was a troublesome littermate.
jonReremy9669
thats what the guy who is behind in the AI race told us to do! (so he can catch up!(so he TOTALLY did it for the benefit of humanity and not at all for money!)) then again thats the same guy who has released out into the wild a miserably below par driving aid named autopilot to be beta tested amongst other innocent and unwilling bystanders. and then totally did not send his legion of incel edgelord fanboys to harass a woman who dared to state the obvs & criticize
jonReremy9669
& criticize it
iceynyo
That is a really weird take... First what AI would they be catching up to? The petition is pretty dumb, but autopilot isn't at all like the AI it's petitioning against. Autopilot technically isn't even an AI unless you think AI is a collection of if statements. Second, I would say autopilot is a pretty above par driving aid, in fact the issue is it's so good that people treat it like a self-driving solution instead of using it as a driving aid.
AeroEngineer
I mean, there did seem to be some sapience involved... the second kid is like 3 feet to the side of the pitching line and still gets hit... That robot saw him and took aim for the kill.
pettingmycatwhileipoo
Double Tap
fractalsphere
..and so the machines war against humans began in earnest.
Arbys4Life
Nice to know they’ll target the kids first. Give me a chance to run away
ShooterV12
New AI robot ball thrower.... automatically detects face and throw ball at it.
RetroHorse
sadly, poor dogs were caught in the crossfire
Heavenissize17socks
And the boy? : John Conner.
DeadZygote
cue crazy intense organ music! duh Dahn dohn duhnnnnnn
Aforaseem
I never thought anyone's organ made music ever
PrincessWendyB
In anchient times, before phones, folks would gather in elaborate, purpose built structures, to watch silent movies... and if you were fortunate, the church lady would accompany the action with emotional cues in the form of sound. To intensify the experience, large, air enhanced sound machines were brought in, and because English is a polyglot hodge podge, those machines were called ORGANS. I hope this helps.
Aforaseem
pettingmycatwhileipoo
Dun Dun Dun, Dun Dun.
CraigAnopolis
Not gonna lie this is priceless
NameChecksOut87
Should be the new master card ad.
Kyen155
The cherry on top would be the dad getting it in the balls
InnovativePurgatory
I was legit expecting dad to get shot in the butt but then the second kid got popped in the head. Wish the kid broke it sooner, poor doggo got hit too. The accuracy on this thing is wild, random AF!
CaptSheffield
Yeah, they are. I replaced the stupid light balls with tennis balls. Didn't really work.
oogliebooglie
Fisher Priceless
OhIfIMust
pareidoliaperson
We need a hero to save us. A man. A legend. A myth.
Ohhhhyeahhhhhhh
Fisher price
macpall
Why would u lie
putcleverusernamehere
LOL yup. If there was ever a "wait for it" that was worth it, this is it
Dajova
For everything else, there is mastercard.
hipshopbutcanthap
Was expecting a crotch shot to dad but yeah this is Scott Sterling level shenanigans
TheWayThatIsKownIsNotTheWay
I was laughing my ass off until the dog got hit, kid had the right idea.
HelloThere1812
Why do you think a child's pain is funny? I never understood that. Obviously you see the dog as an innocent being who feels pain, so when it suffers, you find no humor in it; but you do find it funny when a child suffers?
LordHosk
Its plastic wiffle balls, its not pain they are being startled.
HelloThere1812
A plastic ball to the face hurts. The dog most likely didn't feel pain as his fur would displace the impact. Regardless though, pain is never funny.
Panserclaw
The dog was just like "Dafaq?"
ihavebrowneyes
I didn’t even notice the dog!
Jackoftoys
I was waiting for the dad to get it in the nuts. AFV had me conditioned
KamonDS
HasteTheFool
The dog's reaction tells us the kids are just wimps. Don't hit the machine, hit the balls (of the dad who placed you in front of such a silly contraction).
chencking
Kids got hit in the face. It doesn't take much to hurt there
SirSnickleFritz
If they're wimps
CloakedFigure
What’s funny is the second hit wasn’t even lined up with the first. The wind was just like “fuck both of your kids, and your dog, too!”
shorey66
If you look, the machine turns a bit. I'm guessing it's set to be fairly random
Krashtestdummy
CloakedFigure
Lol perfect
daydark1337
Because dogs are more valuable than humans right
RelaxYourself
Mostly
TargetedAdBot
According to imgur, at least more valuable than kids.
HelloThere1812
Imgur is quite an evil place.
PrincessWendyB
They certainly are nicer! Nicer, kinder, often smarter, more loyal, more empathetic, etc. etc.
kyle5772
Speak for yourself, maybe if you held yourself to a higher standard better people would want to be in your life
PrincessWendyB
Or maybe I just have very high standards, kiddo.
kyle5772
Not if a guinea pig can reach them, buddy. They're quite short
Andunistar
Cheaper to.
PrincessWendyB
TOO
Togwoop
Well you can breed kids for quite cheap in your backyard. If you keep them after that, that's where the price tag comes
PrincessWendyB
You can have just as much fun (or maybe more?) WITHOUT CREATING PROGENY. Much less mess than producing them, let alone the care they need after THAT.