So why is Iran eating your lunch?

May 1, 2026 5:48 PM

delusionalfuckwitt

iran

just2cm

politics

trump

wild for a piece of shit like that to claim to be powerful when a no from anyone causes him to throw a temper tantrum and a sloped decline or glass of water causes his fucking rotting carcass to quiver and a slight breeze could probably knock him down like he's a protestor and the breeze is a cop.

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Certainly the most powerful diaper in existence

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I think Alexander or Genghis may have had some thoughts on King Cheeto's claims.

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Neither of them had nukes and literal global reach of the military.

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In a way it's true. He could end humanity, and has only sycophants around him. Not much of checks and balances.

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Yeah this is what I was thinking. Unless someone actually said no to him all he has to do is say send the nukes and start the end of the human experiment.

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He is the most powerful person because no one says no to him.

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Sounds like shit people on upper/deliriant hybrids like PCP say. No wonder they had to wrestle the nuclear football away from him the other weekend.

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...Wait WHAT?!

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Some CIA guy said that general caine left early because during a meeting about Iran trump started rambling incoherently about "needing to be remembered for all of history" and started entering the nuclear codes, caine wrestled it out of his hands and left the meeting early before trump's handlers and the secret service had to remove him from the meeting because he was being disruptive after that. It was covered on multiple news outlets before trump demanded it be declared fake news.

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Can you link me? I never heard of this. That's fucking horrifying beyond belief.

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There are a bunch of international sites claiming they independently verified it but the websites are throwing DRM errors with "blocked in your region" they must really want to kill this story.

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Lemme see if I can find one still up. It may be edited or incomplete. Yeah it looks like they are trying to drown out the story or heavily redact it https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/trump-tried-to-use-nuclear-codes-but-was-stopped-by-military-chief/ar-AA21nbUt

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Thanks. I really hope the story isn't true, but I've learned to never give Trump the benefit of the doubt.

The end of the article is disgusting. The author just had to toss in some fear-mongering against Iran. "They have the technology that would allow them to one day make a nuclear weapon." So... they don't have one.

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