Flippin hate porch pirates

Yeah thanks to my nest I found out someone was there and rummaging... He ripped open the package and took off.

Upon reflection this was a bad move. Noticed his hoodie was really recognizable and drove after him.

Don't do this, ever.

Caught up and pulled over and demanded my stuff back. (He had just stopped at a corner store for the water bottles)

Several shouting and expletives later he tosses the cheap Amazon item in the passenger side and hoofs it.

I called the police and reported it and shared the footage (kinda sad that it cut off just as I'm opening the door and can be heard shouting a loud swear).

It was just stupid to go... It was sheer adrenaline and it's hours later and I'm still not calmed down.

This helps. My favourite local brewery.