It's my cake day! Have a great day, you magnificent bastards!

Mar 22, 2018 2:01 PM

Symek

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I'm a little depressed, so feel free to send me some funny stuff!

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Jalopenis

I believe the hobbies are in Isengaard.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Symek

In Isengard! Isengard! Gard - ga-ga-ga-ga - gard!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LargeMargeSentYou

I love this

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

HawkStreet

May be my new favourite phrase.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GNiko

I came here to quaff ale and woo wenches, and I'm all out of woo.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Symek

Cease all activities thou art engaged in. The time of the hammer is upon us!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ekibwurm

just dont drink like an elf, smoke like a dwarf, sing like a hobbit and party like a wizard

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

KanzenChowa

We should drink like elves. Didnt legolas out drink gimile

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ekibwurm

water dont count

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fawin

And fuck like orcs!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

OvariesLordRansSama

There are no female orcs..

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Talmorean

While yes Tolkein never went into detail how orcs procreate, it's alluded that Morgoth turned both male and female elves into orcs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TheMightyKibbless

Yeah, so man-up and be the best power-bottom you can.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fawin

There are, but they're too busy fucking. The cock blocked males go pillaging.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0