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Saucity Sauce™: [WARNING, LOTS OF ADS ON THIS SITE, probably best to just read below.] https://www.newser.com/story/344356/chinese-chess-champ-loses-crown-over-pooping-incident.html
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MCUHT fun fact: My grandfather LOVES Chinese Chess. He learned it when he was stationed overseas. It's apparently a difficult game to learn.
Volpe42
But plug vibrated to send messages
CuntingtonFuckley
MontsterTacks
If his crap had gone down the crapper his career would not have.
Freyja33
With all the speculation about Hans, I kept thinking "nah, that wouldn't work", and I am kinda disturbed to realize it actually did. I always thought that getting the device to know what's on the board without someone communicating to it seemed impossible. I didn't think someone could get good enough at communicating positional info to it just by doing kegels, but I stand corrected, we now (I guess?) have proof that it's doable
TheChunguskaEvent
your grandpa would get along with my grandpa (who knows nothing about chinese chess but LOVES anal beads)
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shinakuma2
Flanders transmitting the data in real-time.
twoamartist
Wtf did I just read?!
nevetsx
Who needs Ol Muskies brain implant when you can interface with the computer anally. The butt bit rate is probably a little slower though.
MinimumContributor
Gonna be like Mr Garrisons gyrocycle from South Park
ZebAsiz
So, in summary: A guy got drunk and crapped in the tub. That's it. The anal beads thing is some strange rumor that crops up with cheating scandals in chess. At least twice so far that I'm aware of. Kinda a meme now to accuse someone cheating at chess to be using anal beads.
UncleBuckFutter
And I thought Chinese Checkers was a shitty game
RElGNMAN
The party that night.
MattScifiBandit
Chess gets all the best scandals
DaveSamsonite
He thinks he’s Ke$ha.
Raventhief
Well, you do know what else happens one night in Bangkok.
RadiDaddy
The tough guys tumble
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Does it really? This is the first I've heard, and it's a very specific form of chess, nonetheless.
jobe
Not even the first chess player to be accused of cheating via anal beads lol
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What?! I'm sorry but that's not something I want in my search history...