DefinitelyNotCera
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Today is a very slow day at the office. I enjoy talking with people. Tell me something interesting about yourself.
Fliegenfranz
Hello Dr. nick'
MadVillainousDave
The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
poop273
#2 is a Bearcat. GO UC!!!
DALLASLAVOWNER
a pigs orgasm lasts between 10-15 minutes, not the widely reported 30 minutes...
kaidell
I can wiggle my eyebrows independently of one another.
Pencillin
Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina
AerinRavage
On #3-Before CGI, animated people often had 4 fingers for simplicity. Simpsons ran with it when Jimbo steals & says "Four finger discount!"
ulubai
I just got back from the working at a Jewish camp for the last 10 days.
notjakuri
I hope you're not also a time traveler.
kraftmegaroni
I'm loving my new job as a barista at Starbucks. Say what you like about their coffee, I'm finally having fun at a job! woo!
MadVillainousDave
Glorified Coffee maker,I tell this to my wife, who is a manager at a cafe, when she brags about her "Barista" skills.
kraftmegaroni
Haha, it can be tough! Especially when you burn yourself on hot espresso while 20 tired and grumpy people are waiting for their drinks...