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This arrived on Christmas Eve and I resisted the urge to open until the big day! I saw the USPS logo and knew what it was and tried not to read the customs declaration spoilers! (Banana for scale, knife for opening)
Oooooh, American envelopes.
Stuff! And things! From the Midwest!
Cute letter, we loved reading it! I love how much thought you put in to this, internet stranger!
Vivid powder coating - I don't have a massive requirement for your services but your work looks tip top. I dig it.
The two most violently American sides of A4 I've ever seen! Love it! Trying all of these!
Candy! We'll try this while we're hanging out watching TV over the holidays.
Your dedication to pushing the boundaries of what we can legally call cheese is appreciated, America.
Our newborn getting excited about presents.
Cat tax! Merry Christmas to you beautiful people. SS didn't include a username to tag :( hope you see this, Jessica!
neoritter
Don't forget that the best way to eat that cheez wiz is in a drunken/high stupor straight into your mouth.
danbrazier
I'll be sure to give that a try!
Anxiouscatldy
I picked bacon and cheese straight for that reason ;)