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Feb 24, 2025 10:42 PM
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madvin
Finally, it was about time. But it might be a little late. You have to hurry before the federal administrations and all the counter-powers are totally corrupted by the Republicans!
laserfork
Oh man, Elon is going to do all the drugs and make every American justify their existence via 5-point e-mail.
ItWasMeIWasTheTurkeyAllAlong
Hi Kill Elon, this is Dad!
UncleRat
Bravo. Just...bravo.
DoodyInYoBooty
Here for it. So here for it.
zeacorzeppelin10
Deny, Defend, Depose!
Superchief86
Decapitate.
zeacorzeppelin10
Yas!
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Good.
RickO3611
He brought it on himself. The theft of $4.5 trillion was noticed. And now, they are going after gold in Fort Knox. Not a friend of working people. Greedy selfish little son of a bitch
PennysWorthOfTea
George Floyd was murdered in the streets & without a trial on the *accusation* of passing a counterfeit $20 bill. Why the f*ck can billionaires get away with multi-trillion dollar scams while engineering a culture war that will destroy millions of lives???
dobbythehouseelf
Listen, I am not a violent person and would never hurt a fly. However, if something happened to him I would be pretty okay with it.
MissSiesta
I want this to be true.
TicklishOwl
And remember; if you know who this might be or saw the person who did this,
No you didn't.
darkhalfbreed
I don't know what you're talking about man, I'm pretty sure the dealership did this to themself
Rainbowdaesh
"No way to stop this", says only nation where it regularly happens.
TheFastpaws
This is how you send a message to fascists.
OptimusPom
This is clearly a lone wolf and will require no further investigating.
zoltarpanaflex
Can't we just fire him? Into the sun? With a cannon?
moleclaw76
This needs to change.
chronicbionictonic
mem000
That’s messed up in a level or two.
runnfly
Can we get a team-up?
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CoachMcgurl
You know, we might not even need to shoot him. He's a billionaire. We could probably convince him to do some dumbass dangerous "medical" procedure and just watch him die from that. Billionaires are dumbasses most of the time.
mehimbored
I hear the titanic needs more visitors down there
IAmRelevantToThis
I can confirm that. I worked for one and is now arrested for one of the biggest ever cases of tax evasion. He posted $13m bail but it’s been stripped as he didn’t turn disappearing messages on when messaging a “co-conspirator” aka his best mate.
SteveD31415
All that talk about resisting oppression was just talk. Gun enthusiasts will never ever fight oppressors. They will side with them. When did they ever fight the Ku Klux Klan or stop a Lynch Mob?
DarthAndy
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
When even the Swastikar starts throwing nazi salutes:
happyrabbitzz
bourbonandbaddecisions
Luigi is coming.
TheDefective
Wow, Shots fired.
Kitastrophe
I am not advocating violence against any living person. Kill All Nazis.
ILDL
I mean did they really "shoot up a Tesla showroom" or were they just expressing their autism? Asking the real questions here.
madvin
In France, fascists and anti-fascists have been physically fighting in the streets for decades, and even in recent days! It's time you woke up 'merica!! You can't fight the fascists legally because they totally don't care about the law!
Servo87
Sic semper tyrannis
glovelyday
Can we just fire him? I mean literally fire him? Medieval witch style. With fire.
dontrike
I feel like fire won't work on him, like he's William Afton from Five Nights at Freddy's.
Smarq777
A trebuchet on fire
KAPTKipper
A trebuchet would be adequate
dualplains
I was thinking out of a trebuchet, but yours works too.
Tsunamix
I was thinking with a Trebuchet as well. Test a new launch system for SpaceX.
ReacherEriee
Por qué no las dos?
Out of a trebuchet, on fire.
DesdemonaMoor
On my way home drove past a burnt out tesla (I live in a big city). Laughed the test of the way. Looks like it was trashed before or after setting it on fire.
RevRagnarok
I was so proud when my daughter pointed to one driving past and said "look that dumpster is driving!"
DesdemonaMoor
We say that with the cybertrucks!
RevRagnarok
Yeah that's what it was. I told her to lean back her head and laugh in an exaggerated manner while pointing.
It's this decade's "Punch Buggy."
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Link, in case anyone's looking for a source: https://www.latintimes.com/oregon-tesla-showroom-shot-weeks-after-arson-attack-same-store-police-576385
Xeiom
Thanks. It does not seem like the sticker mentioned in the OP is reported on here. I think it was part of a different incident in New York but I can't find a source for the sticker.
Gibleteousjack
All I see is a lot of links...in Russian
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Yeah, it seems the only source on the sticker is internet posts.
https://gizmodo.com/tesla-dealership-in-oregon-gets-shot-up-drawing-fbi-scrutiny-2000566876
VinnyKneecaps
Oddly, this was before he demanded 5 bullets from every government employee.
gracefulone
How is this not the top response.
johnnyhandbags
Mikeythefireman
The inevitable result of unaccountable authority is civil unrest.
Add all of his other charming traits into the equation and I’m surprised we haven’t seen more already.
It’s gonna get worse before it gets worse.
gardengnomeii
I agree. The civil unrest is going to get pretty wild, and I estimate that the police will make it worse like they always do.
Mikeythefireman
The cops will be most of the problem very quickly. American cops are corporate peacekeepers. Unrest is bad for business.
FistfulOfAssholes
Time to grab those beers, styro cooler, and gas for a fishing trip
wolfenstien98
"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable" - JFK
hannahbutnotreally
Well, it's not subtle.
Foxplay
Yea but its all about the message
wolfenstien98
The PNW isn't known for its subtlety
hannahbutnotreally
Lol, no we are not.
wolfenstien98
Its why I love this place
crapybarra
"Showroom was liquidated with bullets" what?
HandoB4Javert
/gallery/totally-acceptable-showroom-floor-i-would-think-iwXLAJ8
mirrorz
Botlike typing on the twitter post.
Ardilla05
I like it.
HandoB4Javert
*liberated ?
JayEnfield
*Perforated
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
*Penetrated
iwanderedlonelyasacloud
They’re working on their novel. This is just a side gig.
laDisparitionDesHeures
May be a poor translation; "liquider" in French means, in addition to the obvious, to eliminate, dispatch, or take someone out.
prettydumb
this wasnt weird to me but apparently it was to a lot of other people
timbazi
showered? maybe
LadyNetrex
Or riddled even?
I0VE525P00GE
There’s no reference to liquid with riddled though….it was raining bullets on this Tesla showroom kinda works
Narwhilian
Ok wait. How can a bullet ... Riddle me? It doesn't have a mouth
wolfenstien98
I believe it's referring to the fact that all the assets will be liquidated by the insurance company. The entire showroom was just turned into a check
PossumPoop
When I worked at a Chevy dealership, they pulled all the Corvettes outside when there was hail in the forecast.
FistfulOfAssholes
If they’d nicked those battery packs it would have been a much brighter display. Here’s hoping for next time!
Sageypie
The tin foil hat in me says that this could have been something perpetrated by the owners. A means of collecting insurance on cars that they knew would no longer sell because of Elon's asshat behaviors as of late. The note just feels sus.
I mean, I'm hoping that it's not though, let's be clear. I'm giddy that there's some 2A folk suddenly breaking and deciding to go after billionaires.
wseslar
That's one way to make a couple hundo thous.
shitheadtookmyname
They're likely compensated at cost, not market value
Ketheres
Considering that it was a Tesla showroom... market value would probably be cheaper for the insurance company.
wolfenstien98
Likely 8 figures
conniecpu
Tesla's insurance premiums will also certainly be going up
crcinau
Wait until people discover the point of failure that a single bullet will cause a Tesla to ignite and burn to ashes.
wolfenstien98
Don't be so sure. I got familiarized with how insurance works for big companies when I worked for a Fortune 500, and it's pretty fucked up, my company basically used insurance as another way to avoid paying taxes. (Not getting specific cause I don't wanna be sued)
MacklinBurtMacklinFBI
Ohhh we need a story time, also fuck Liberty Mutual
wolfenstien98
Maybe in the future, but I can't back most of it up with anything other than eye witness testimony, and they're pretty litigious.