desolatorx
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Shit has been mighty quiet now that the biggest snowflake and his whiny followers actually won...
Time to spin up some stupid conspiracies of our own.
Nov 7, 2024 10:13 PM
desolatorx
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Shit has been mighty quiet now that the biggest snowflake and his whiny followers actually won...
Time to spin up some stupid conspiracies of our own.
unluckyandbored
"If I win, it's fair. If you win, you cheated." The argument on every schoolyard bully ever. And that's who we've elected. The schoolyard bully. His daddy is rich and he can do whatever he wants. So he does.
philmoregraves
I have my suspicions on the matter, but I'm not gonna resort to conspiracy theories. It'll bolster their claims of "see the left lies." I'm not above belittling them when the problems start, but I won't be fueling them to make things worse
DontSayRepeat
The leftist didn't show up. A single issue voters didn't show up. The Hispanic community voted red, white women voted red. This is how we got there. Don't blame maga, blame the Democrats that didn't do their part
Djones06236
My wife played a video of her sister complaining that people just need to accept the results and move on. Strange how he complained about voter fraud for 4 years, but we need to move on...
G0MeatCube
Look at whose saying it's rigged now lmaoo!!!!
Mmbear
Dont worry. If the democrats manage to squeeze out a slim victory in the house, there will be voter fraud again, but it will be isolated to just one democratic district that just happened to be so close that disqualifying a handful of “questionable” ballots will flip the seat.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
I don’t even think you have to stretch that far for a conspiracy. A group that believes they’re being cheated will think it’s ok for them to cheat in turn. I’d be surprised if they *didn’t* do it. And that’s before you even get to Russia, who’ve been attacking US elections for at least 8 years, including hacking infrastructure, only in 2024 with their ongoing war the result is actually existential for them. Why *wouldn’t* they try?
sunnysideunder
Well, if nothing else, I won't forget I was promised a 0% income tax, a healthier America, and the greatest economy of all time. I reccomend you don't forget as well. Demand it and don't let him live it down.
DJOldguy
There is a huge discrepancy between the number of people who voted in NC, Ga, Penn and Tx and the number of votes recorded and counted in those States. I know there were long lines in Tx and still Cruz won? How the fuck did that happen?
TheRedBaron8
This.
KevinStrexcorp
I hope they follow through on all theit bullshit lawsuits, demanding recounts etc
Voxius
I still say the smartest thing Kamala could do is every single location Trump said was suspicious, that she would demand was fully investigated, even if just to spite him. Spite is kinda all we got left.
trisexualgardengnome
Wouldn’t be because they deployed a literal ARMY of lawyers, undercover journalists, and Republican poll workers right? Wouldn’t be the SEVERAL acts they were caught doing on camera, like the late night truck full of ballots that got turned away after they saw the reporters, would it? Nah, you’re right. 15 million voters just magically disappeared from your side. That’s the more plausible explanation. Seeing you folks here coping, and crying, is all that will fucking sustain us these 4 years.
whatamisupposedtodo
Does no one else find the results suspicious? Like the overwhelming public support of Harris seems to have been false? Is it suppression? Gerrymandering? Fake results? Multiple ballots cast by single voters? All the above? I’m not trying to cast doubts on election security but wtf?
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
They are arguing that the election is more secure now because of their hitching for the last 4 years and the fact that Harris didn’t get 81 million votes is proof that they weren’t legit last time.
wheelsonebuthaditheofffell
this is funny. because it's true
Futchm
And the root of all humor is pain
jaguar5hark
They only won cause of the damn electoral college anyway. Oh wait.
zian6412
Won the popular vote too. You brought it on yourselves this time.
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
It took 4 years for them to get over the 2020 rigged election. It only took 4 hours to get over the 2024 rigged election.
kahless01
somethings up. about 15 million less people voted in this election vs the last one. trump didnt even hit his numbers from 2020.
desolatorx
That's because he IS less favorable than in 2020. Kamala and the DNC missed the mark unfortunately. Trump will start this term with record low approval ratings. But all those people who didn't vote can now scream into the void for all I care.
Delta357j
Too big to rig!!!
Wafflesaur
More people registered to vote in 2024 than were registered in 2020 by about 20 million and yet there was a lower turnout in 2024 for both candidates. I'm not saying this was fraud but it is weird and I'd like an answer.
Comet260
2020 was COVID. More people bored at home. More mail-in ballots. Plus Trump was completely bungling the pandemic.
Wafflesaur
If they were apathetic then why register? That's the part that confuses me. A lower turnout is fine, it's expected even. I dunno, I'm a Brit and you only need to register once unless you move house or change names.
Comet260
Dude, voters over here are WEIRD.
Comet260
Voters have short memories. NEVER forget that.
HellRay
What happened to those 20 million biden voters in 2020? was that rigged ooor?
desolatorx
Get fucked, go enjoy your president and cook up some new conspiracies, you can let this one go now. See you in 2028.
HellRay
Nah uh. OUR President, comrade. The main character of this story.
CrystalEnforcer
The cope is real
jayman0123
you know, you trolls down here are so incredibly stupid. There is no place on Earth where there won't be negative consequences of this election. When America sneezes, the rest of the world catches a cold, and unless you live on the moon, you will be affected.
desolatorx
Ah it's one of the whiny cu*ts y'all, look!
tarnok
It's a 30min old account too
strawberrycocoa
I want to joke about it being rigged red, but I honestly, genuinely think that Kamala suffered for having to step in part way through. If she had been given the full year to campaign and try and break through into more swing state support, it might have been a win for her. But she was coming in last minute against a trenched-in cult.
Comet260
I also think not having an open primary also hurt. It didn't really bother ME, but I can understand how it would bother others.
Trelkeen
That's the neat part. It never was, that's why they never even tried to make the case for fraud in court where they would be held to account. They're just sore losers
PirateArrrgument
I propose a counter: it has been every election since 2016. They got away with it in 2016, proving it could be done, failed in 2020 because people were angry and motivated, and they just ironed out all the kinks this year and figured out vote tossing was harder to catch than vote padding.
Trelkeen
Are we claiming the election was rigged or unfair?
tachyx
Trump got fewer votes this time.
PureTechnicality
The system is absolutely rigged, in favor of the GOP. They are the party of voter suppression, voter fraud, gerrymandering, and all that.
FartsSmellBad
They actually were filing several premature cases before the results even began to be counted, which they can now abandon because they won
absolutezero182
They should be forced to carry them to term
jayman0123
Trump called fraud in Pennsylvania 2 days before voting started
Trelkeen
That doesn't surprise me at all, Trump is a sore loser so I have little doubt he was fully prepared to throw a tantrum for weeks if he had lost.
Verk80
Hell, he’s even a sore winner I’m sure.
plantbandit69
Lol you lost 😂
desolatorx
*we
jayman0123
you know, you trolls down here are so incredibly stupid. There is no place on Earth where there won't be negative consequences of this election. When America sneezes, the rest of the world catches a cold, and unless you live on the moon, you will be affected.
plantbandit69
W. The whole world will be Christian Nationalist.
MeanMisterClean
We know that, we just don't think one side's sneeze is much worse than the other's. It's mostly just you guys that think that. Did you ever find it funny how you guys are so often split almost down the middle?
wandermanspacebot
Your mother is often split down the middle.
MeanMisterClean
And what do you really think about the situation, Mr. Slightly-above-average Chimpanzee? *hands you the mic*
wandermanspacebot
*hnads your mother the flesh mic
DMVanDarkholme
Time to awaken the REEtubbies https://imgur.com/fTqljAQ
desolatorx
Hey look another whiny cu*t coming out of the woodworks with the warm and fuzzies after 4 years
DMVanDarkholme
Atleast i didn't cry for 4 years like you guys time to skibidi rizz you all https://imgur.com/Lz7ktPJ
Dimensionsatire
Just curious, if Democrats acted EXACTLY like Republicans did from 2020-2024, what would be your opinions on their behavior? "Election was rigged" "Election was stolen" "Our candidate is really president", 30+ court cases dragged out in the public eye, etc? Also, honest question on your opinions of "The President has immunity" now that Biden has two months left. Because what's good for Trump is good for Biden, right?...right?
DMVanDarkholme
Nice wall of text i might read that derangement one of these days maybe https://imgur.com/RSIksEk
Dimensionsatire
Let me dumb it down for you- If Democrats acted like Republicans, you'd find something else to criticize. You're a hypocrite through and through.
desolatorx
Ah so you WERE a whiny cu*t the last 4 years who Atleast didn't cry. Thanks for clarifying.
DMVanDarkholme
Never did cry or whine i just continued my life you on the other hand HAHAHAHAHAHA cry more little shit delicious tears nom nom nom
desolatorx
Uh I struck a nerve in that tiny little ape brain.
electrajet
Here's my nascent conspiracy theory, even though it's easier to believe that 15 million Democrats just didn't give a shit: Somehow, with massive early voter turnout, Trump got the same number of votes as in 2020 but Harris got 15 million fewer votes than Biden in 2020. Seems fucky. Can we compare "votes cast in each precinct" with "votes counted in each state?" Probably just a case of stupid voter apathy, but I won't be surprised if something along these lines surfaces in a decade or so.
Churchofthesubgenius
The final vote counts aren’t in yet, so it’s not quite 15 million, but it’ll be somewhere between 6-10 million less
Niagaran
Democrats are much more likely to vote by mail than Republicunts.
People were saying that their mail-in ballot was never registered/acknowledged or whatever the term is.
If you mailed one in, check its status.
quzar
I was absolutely shocked at not being able to find the news of emergency lawsuits being filed to validate vote counts in districts where election deniers were still in charge.
I did find this, which seems to have gone by without any fanfare, that an election official in California stated they'd be (illegally) asking for proof of citizenship of those they thought to be suspicious:
quzar
https://www.techdirt.com/2024/11/05/election-conspiracy-mongers-election-integrity-app-flaw-reveals-voter-suppression-plan-along-with-user-data/
HowlingRollercoaster2
yeah we watched them do it and were just like whatever we will just win anyways. then we don't, big surprise.
wadatahmydamie
Part of it is that Republicans spent a LOT of money on campaigns to clear the voter rolls. It happened to a trans friend of mine - one such group had 40,000 people challenging voter registrations. Texas and Georgia alone had around 1,600,000 registrations cleared.
This has been reported on for a while, by multiple sources, but my go-to is Greg Palast who has decades of experience in this type of journalism.
jesuisgur
So how does it work ? Do they get lists of people they want 'cleared' by, for instance, obtaining list of people who gave money to LGBT orgs, or the EFF, or their skin color, or their geographic location, etc... and they remove them?
wadatahmydamie
Or they’ll find someone whose name matches a felon and challenge on that basis. There’s a lot of different lists to scour. Some states even share data.
Most of the time, the person being challenged doesn’t even know about it right away, so they might not even see the letter from the state asking for confirmation.
shadowdorothy
I'm certain some of it was voters apathy, but I'm also certain there were many who protested by not voting, and didn't realize it would absolutely fuck them.
aegis27
I honestly don't see it. Not to be too blunt here, but the average American doesn't give a flying fuck about Palestine. Even the average Democrat. A poll I saw put Palestine as #15 in a list of priorities going into the election. I don't buy that this issue was such a big deal for ~1/5th of the democratic voting block that they decided to abstain, handing the vote to someone infinitely worse for Palestine.
shadowdorothy
That wasn’t the only reason some protested by not voting. Some didn’t want a candidate we had no say in picking. Others demand perfection from a candidate. And others just thought "fuck it who cares."
Palestine may have been one of many reasons someone didn’t vote, but it is far from the only one.
StellarJay77
Protest voting is some of the most ignorant short-sighted bullshit ever. Politicians don't care about you at all if you're a non voter. No politician in history has ever looked at a post election win and gone, "Gee, I wonder what I can do for all these non voters?".
StellarJay77
I like to use the bus analogy. You have a destination you want to get to. There are 3 buses. One is going vaguely in the direction you want to go and it goes through a couple bad neighborhoods on the way. One is going in the exact opposite direction but it is a new bus with nice seats. The third says it goes relatively close to the destination but it doesn't have any wheels or an engine. Non voters and those who didn't vote for either Trump or Harris picked that 3rd bus.
shadowdorothy
Oh I know. I convinced my family not to. But that's as lucky as I got.