When art imitates bulge - Olympics

Aug 5, 2024 10:28 PM

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Artist is Dave Pollot - Davepollotart on socials - he does awesome "edits" to old paintings as well. Definitely check him out. #paris #olympics

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Dave pollot uses popular culture to make hollow and shallow art. It's tacky and tasteless.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

What a way to be re-membered. 😂

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you are going to mess this up, this is the best way to do it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ahahahhahahahahahaha

2 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

just rubbing it in your faces now

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's fantastic

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

He may have lost that round

But he won in other ways

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The bar was already moving before he caught it on his bulbous dong.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine doing these sport as in the ancient Olympics...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you have to lose in front of everyone that’s the way to do it

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the kind of art Id pay to see at an art gallery. Legendary

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Climate change activists wouldn't dare besmirch the majesty of this fine art.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I like how even the frame bends too, genius👌

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel so bad for the guy. His most memorable moment will be THAT.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always a bummer to lose because you juuuust wang the bar.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Picture frame being bent takes this to a 10/10 with a gold star

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I honestly feel quite bad that this is how his career is going to be remembered. That's not what he's there for.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The same people arguing that people should ignore what's potentially in a person's pants are really focused on what's in a person's pants.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Its not like his career is necessarily over. But even if it was, dude could have been a medalist and like sure, maybe a some folks would care, and even fewer remember him for it. But now the whole world knows about him and his... endowment. Medals are cool but now he's infamous.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 2

The resemblance is uncanny

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking ow!?

2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

It's his cross to bear.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably not tbh the bar isnt fixed so the energy made the bar bend and release vs a solid unmovable object hitting his junk. Now the vids of the actual pole they vault with stabbing them as they fall down is an oww

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Bro is throwing beef

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Literally what I'm going to call the Pole Vault from now on

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder if he stuffed to make it look bigger and then Karma was like “fuck youuuuuu”

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I’ll tell you that he’s trying his best to use those 6.6 condoms per day

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is spectacularly excellent! ⬆️

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And here's Sid Iyer with a blow by blow when this happened way back in the day to another well endowed athlete, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxgWD8XcO_c

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

21 feet of height, ruined by 10 inches of length

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

XD

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not the length. It's the girth.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd like to see some sports reporters analyze that video clip with slowmo and any other tools at their disposal so we let this BS go. It's clear the bar was knocked off by his knees.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man...imagine that's all you'll get remembered as

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ron Jeremy you say?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't understand why he didn't wear some kind of... containment garment. I've got big tiddies, but if I need to get shit done, I put them in sports bra jail.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

“Freedom tiddies” is a delightful, daily event best enjoyed with your choice of an adult beverage after work.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a DD let me tell you “sports bra jail” is now in my lexicon.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The hog will not be contained. The hog breaks free, it expands to new territories and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh... well, there it is.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’m not a man, so I don’t have the relevant equipment package.

But, I have a theory:

I’ve heard that if it’s hot out, it gets really uncomfortable and swampy downstairs, for men.

And it’s been pretty damn hot in Paris lately.

Maybe he decided to forgo a tightly enclosed containment garment, so he could let the dangly bits breathe.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope, when you have a big enough package it just shows nothing more to it, im not even that big and i show all the time whether i want to or not, could also be he had a half stiffy from watching the others

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Huh? I think you misunderstood my comment. My comment had nothing to do with wearing undergarments to hide or try to avoid showing.

My comment was that he likely avoided wearing tight undergarments, to avoid being hot in the hot Paris summer heat.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Although the testies appreciate cooler temps they can withstand hotter temps with no ill effects, dude just has a hog ok accept it and let it go, it like guys arguing about big boobed women in sports and how they should better control their boobs

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Again— why do you weirdly keep thinking that my comment says words, that my comment doesn’t say???

Where in my comment does it say I think hot summer temps in Paris harm the testicles? (No where!)

(Btw, “testies” isn’t a word. Testis is singular for 1, and testicles is the plural for 2. The word you used is neither.)

Stop attacking random comments and making up false claims about the comments, to feed your undeserved inferiority complex. Stop trying to put me down.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What’s wrong with you? Why make up random problems with comments? Why interject words & claims that never existed, to attempt to put the commenter down, & make yourself feel “superior.”

1) that’s mean
2) you’re not superior😂

You scream “inferiority complex trying to be a bully, to make himself feel better.”

Get a life. Putting people down, doesn’t make you look better.

Especially when you aren’t smart enough to say better things than them. Or even smart enough to understand the comments.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1