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Greetings... and welcome. I trust that you are all wondering who brought you these doughnuts. I can assure you that while your pastry provider is not important, what these doughnuts offer for your IS important... satiation, if you earn it. Right now, you are feeling a little famished. You wish you had eaten something before you arrived here. Those of you familiar with Ted's meetings will know its devastating effects on the human body. The only way to overcome it and walk out that door is to find something to boost your sugar levels. 90 minutes from now, the door to the conference room will open. Unfortunately, you only have 10 minutes assigned to this portion of the meeting. There is a single set of food items available for this meeting, but right beside the box is a partially used bottle of sriracha sauce and no beverages of any kind. The salvation to your hunger is right in front of you. All you have to do is reach in and take it. But do it quickly, the meeting will start in a matter of minutes. Make your choice
Cooper1977
I absolutely will not eat any donut except plain cake donuts, so I'm safe.
cambriago13
I would eat a sriracha donut. Sweet heat.
DarkJaeger
So, which one has salt and the hot sauce?
TouchSt0ne
sevro77
Salivate on your own tears.
ImmortalChild
One hot sauce? And it's sriracha? Amateur at best, sir. Give us a Valentina's, a Cholula, maybe something homemade, even. Pshaw.
hollerfloozy
You may be evil.. Check with your local parish priest ( unless you are under age ) Then react accordingly.
Akule
Unfortunately it's Saw 3, and while Amanda put out a bottle of sriracha sauce, she is actually using Mad Dog 357 Plutonium No. 9 in them all
Akule
https://maddog357.com/products/357plut-1