random stuff from my phone since it’s my cake day dump

Jul 3, 2025 5:38 AM

SuicidalBallsack

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i did not enjoy these at all fake jelly was gross

still need one

Salem tax

Tigger tax

Dot tax

Loki tax

hope you enjoyed these random things i’ve stolen because i like them.

cakeday

meme_dump

funny

#1 My war, my war, my war

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#25 both are evidence of poor parenting

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initially thought was a Bronco then realized no idiot arab would drive a Bronco

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#9 NGL This had me choking on my water, I can't stop laughing.

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#21 i dont know, this one is a fkn banger . https://open.spotify.com/track/59ndu9VkohItqZDNFYlEYJ?si=ab2819d5b33040ad

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Best dump I've seen all year

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aww ty glad you enjoyed it :)

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lovely

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#21 I'd laugh if I didn't have personal experience in knowing this one guy who dressed the part of listening to country music, yet his tattoos said METAL, and he did in fact walk on both sides of those scenes

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#11 But the lava cake ones with liquid chocolate filling are fire! You can only have one though cuz they’re super rich.

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#11 they really were a letdown - they should have partnered with smuckers

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#21 some old country songs a fantastic

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Country died with Johnny Cash.

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#4 I just hit myself over and over like Mark Wahlberg in Fear, or Maureen from Always Sunny.

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#1 The opening lines to "Cruel Angel's Thesis" and "Get Along" are burned into my skull.

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#6 TOADAL DESTRUCTION!

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#35 saved salem. Pleased with the tribute

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#13 this isn't real, right?

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#27 I hope he ded

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#7

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#28 be the change you want to see in this world.

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#13 Apparently it was a bit and he didn't actually do it, but Twitch banned him for 30 days any way, because who knows who's dumb enough to mimic it?

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I was like "there's no way someone is stupid enough to actually do that" but there are people stupid enough to mimic it, you right.

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Don't forget people did the "Cinnamon challenge", ate Tide pods, gave themselves burns with ice and salt, etc, etc, etc, without any critical thought. Dumbasses gotta dumbass.

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I thought the toster thing was a myth

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It can happen with really old toasters

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I just thought the breaker would jump

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#5 "well yeah the main ingredient comes from a fruit"

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#9 I love Chibi, that horrible yet hilarious little gremlin.

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+1 and follow for Ghost

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#16 when you take the idea of the company store and just magnify it to fill up the entire country, it all makes a lot more sense. if you're not an owner, your an overseer, if your not an overseer, you're a serf. each state is just a different plantation with slightly different rules. the plantation overseers work for the owners.

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#1 That is anime ending vibes.

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#29...fuck I am old.

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Also, absolutely FUCK Aerith for taking my ribbon and some of my best materia...and the last save point was SOfar back.

Not that I'm still bitter decades later, or that it was a specific point that destroyed my youth in a video game, or anything.

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Almost 40 here. I can't wait for part 3 of the remake so I can fucking do it again, lol

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I am afraid. I mostly liked the first part but I am not a great fan of the filler material and some of the choices. That said, I will buy and play both parts, when I got spare time.

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I got them, steam summer sale has both(including Yuffie's dlc) for like $60 USD. Haven't installed and played since I also have like 30 other titles downloaded and ready to play that I never have time to play since I work out of town all week.

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Rebirth was a brilliant game.

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#1 Uh... what kind of Hitler anime are you watching??

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whatz that translate to?

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My war, my war, my war

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I may have mistranslated, but at first glance, it looked like the Japanese translation for "Mein Kampf". Honestly, I thought it made the tweet even funnier, but it appears now that I was probably wrong about that.

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#34 This never doesn't make me smile

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May I introduce you to the word "always"?

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You may, but sometimes a good double negative just feels better

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