Tried to Explain the Horus Heresy, on a 9.5 hour drive.

Mar 16, 2020 4:26 AM

Yep, bet she regrets moving interstate with me.

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Oh man. It’s almost impossible to explain, I usually end up pulling up an intro video

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she's in for a wild ride. especially the slannesh section

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So dumb question.. but in all honesty if one really wanted to learn more.. where would one start. Asking for a friend...

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Like which book?

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Right at book #1

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Better than Wheel of Time? Longer?

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If you havent read 40k, i would not start here. Without context of the present day it loses impact on some of its biggest moments.

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Longer yes. Better is a subjective term.

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Every time someone asks me what 40k is about, my eyes glaze over and I stare at them not knowing where to start, yet knowing I could

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*slams 3 shots of tequila* “So there was this prick named Erebus...”

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*rips a fat line of warp dust* he was pissed off about not being able to have a daddy fetish.

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Teach a college level course on the subject. From the war in heaven to the birth of The Emperor to the unification wars and so forth.

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Ummm....do you offer distance learning?

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Horus Heresy in a nut shell - daddy issues so many daddy issues

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Daddy dont love you: 1) burn the galaxy 2) be a wizard 3) build a blanket fort 4) declare daddy a god 5) get a makeover 6) cut ppl

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7) get super mad, like, always.

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accurate

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