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Best card my mum has ever given me for my birthday.
Apr 10, 2014 8:26 AM
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IamMordrid
True Story...
Kimberlyisastupidname
He looks like Cory Mathews!
SteveHarringtonsLusciousLocks
reminded me of barney for a second....but then i noticed he wasnt in a suit #newfinalepls
getoverit
I'm a potato.
pot3to
*a Barney Stinson quote here*
santajaws
TIL I am pizza.
Weblord
They say you are what you eat. She sure did love those nut bars.
Aegilops
You are not what you eat. You are what you don't shit.
Nubbeth
So your mom thinks of you as a "fucking legend"? That's a bit inappropriate, isn't it?
Nubbeth
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-30203-Jaime-Lannister-NICE-gif-Imgur-dW3Y.gif
LeMoosh
Your tie is too short.
Arnoldio
TIL I am bread.
artvandelay
Aha.. so that's why Catholics eat and drink a bit of Jesus every Sunday.
BFJwithBJS
It's actually not far off. Christian belief since Christ has been that the Eucharist makes us more like Christ through grace.
NuckFuggets
By far the worst case of chicken pox I've ever seen.
BigV
Did he eat a bunch of dots?
wessyfbaby
No, he's perforated.
primulavulgaris
He might want to eat a longer tie
downrightmike
Twzking
i am what i eat, a dick.... or an ass. Either one works really.
therewillbeblood
but I don't remember eating a sex god for breakfast
Lirial
What OP do you not eat bacon?
johnnylingle5
Big Dick
BenSwol0
OP's mom told me I was a legend last night.
TawnSolo
I'd rather not be a vegetable.
reicecrispies
i ate a chicken legend from mcdonalds does that count?
LordXeras
so I suppose OP is a dick.
Cavalish
I am what I eat. Fast, cheap and easy.
hermionejeangrangerweasley
Iunderstoodthereference.jpg
neffstradamus
You're a pussy. (⌐■_■)...( •_•)>⌐■-■.. ( •_•)..⌐■-■ ...(•_•)..⌐■-■ I am what I eat.
MeSoMerry
And loaded with fat
Cavalish
I yams what I yams.
SweatyMooseKnuckle
Hello there.
aeroai
Aaaaaand just now remembering my mom has a throw pillow with that saying on it. "If you are what you eat then I'm fast, cheap and easy!"
ThreeDartsIsTooMuch
You're Taco Bell?
Seth21
I eat sexy men all the time.
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
And also delicious.
kingofshitafuckmountain
my mom you ate my mom
eloquince
burn?
nickg131
+1 for the question mark alone
kingofshitafuckmountain
eh close enough
rugmi55
I had fried lethargy and a glass of paranoia
DunDuhDunDuhDunDuhSalsaShark
I do however remember eating a bowl of Social-Hawkward O's for breakfast.
TheBoxGh0st
Timmy-O's? Those are for pack mules!
PacZeterson
They may be delicious, but they wear tshirts to go swimming in the milk due to being self conscious and those don't taste very good
RunsOnPizza
...I just realized that I eat food that is extraordinarily hot (temperature wise) without any problems. NOW I HAVE JOKES FOR WHY I DO THAT.
turtlemcnuggets
Did he eat a woefully short tie?
wessyfbaby
Yes, and apparently not much else. Look at that waistline!
LeSedgewick
Don't you mean woefully short torso?
rippingpepperoni
woefully short torso*
TBBs
lolllll
mccar7hy
(old style)
afistfulofchickens
No - his tie did, though.
elefriend
Oh god, woefully short ahaha here have my +1
nation543
that's just his esophagus
DickDraper
I can't believe those were ever really in fashion!
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
It makes his face look massive...
Hungrypiemonger
no, his massive face makes his face look massive. also tiny hands.
DidIJustSeeSomebodyDie
Hard to believe that used to actually be in style
IAmJacksDoubt
It's hard to believe skinny ties are now the appropriate style.
stuckinhell
I'm not a fan of skinny ties. They just don't look right.
AWdeV
To be fair, ties are pretty ridiculous regardless of length.
socksmcgee
Ties is a silly name anyway
TheDrownedPhoenicianSailor
There's the door, sir.
AWdeV
Bog off mate.
thornus67
Merril Hoge doesn't see what the problem is.
only90skidswillgetthis
lol how did he make it onto TV looking like that?
SenorSmooth
I'm thinking it probably looked fine with a jacket on but for some reason he took it off
TheDrownedPhoenicianSailor
GoBlue
Right above your belt buckle. Is this really a difficult concept to grasp?
Counterfit
I think the buckle for his non-existent belt would be right over his navel.
QuadrilateralEnix
The 1940s were a different time.
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
I don't know that I buy this "time" concept you're trying to sell me.
Aarnmcnl
It is when his pants up over his belly button.
57degrees
Actually, it should COVER your belt buckle. The purpose is to cover visual clutter, of which your belt buckle is some.
9thDr
It helps to have a better knot. I have a tall torso and need a Pratt/Shelby knot. It allows for the tie to reach to the belt.
idoindeedhavegenitals
XL ties, dude. Tall people unite.
idoindeedhavegenitals
Ties.com ambas nice 67 inchers, cheap.
hette
Still fits the rule.
ShamrockFury
Well, looks like I ate a big bowl of pathetic with a glass of crippling awkwardness this morning.
ilovefunnystuff
I dunno. I'm a fan. I feel like if I met you in the real world, I'd be starstruck. Always remember, some random hobo loves you.
ShamrockFury
Hannya
When I started uni, to stop myself from being extremely awkward and antisocial, I drank a lot of alcohol in the morning :|
ShamPebbleRage
I just had Cheerios
rebirthofwonder
<3
ShamrockFury
You're a Cheerio now. Stay away from toddlers and people who are trying to be heart healthy.
ShamrockFury
And what's for lunch? Looks like a brown bag filled with disappointing son and emotionless monster.
69tigers
What's for dinner?
ShamrockFury
Cake
elefriend
Perfect, just perfect.
ViceJesus
http://artlung.com/smorgasborg/it-ok-dont-be-cry/it-okay-dont-be-cry.gif
QuadrilateralEnix
The Imgur commissary never lets us down.
asheara
*pats*
(gif unrelated, for amusement)