Oh, we saw you like to enjoy some diabetes while you're having some diabetes. Here, let me take this diabetes, cover it in diabetes and roll it in some diabetes, and lastly dust it with some diabetes.
...Fine, I'll make some time to hear about your religion. (True story: I'm taking visits from Mormon missionaries because they bring me homemade baked goods. <.<)
Don't mix languages like that. A french flan is a broad flat cake, closer to what an American would call a pie, or a Brit a tart It's a crème renversée caramel brulée
Them cutting it so much off center, when they could clearly cut it in one cut makes for such an unsatisfying cut it really ruined everything else to me. Its just fucking sugar.. meh.
And fruit tend to taste good without adding MORE sugar to them. Its like with fruit here too though. They had a great looking cheesecake and they ruined it by adding 2 pounds of sugar to this tiny slice.
Flan does not need sugar to exist. It is an egg-based custard. Sometimes the only sugar you have is on the outside (the syrup, the crust, the powder etc.). Sometimes that extra sugar is exactly the best approach to deserts since it might just be most of the sugar on your plate.
There is a specific subgenre of food videos out there. It involves wearing black latex gloves and handling any food like it was an extremely sore penis.
Gloves while cooking is pretentious and unsanitary, it's for people who don't want to wash hands. Black gloves is another step in pretentiousness and filthiness, since they look different from the usual white gloves, which makes people think they must be somewhat special, and being black makes it less obvious how dirty they are with slimes and juices.
RiotFixxer
i'm interested in this religion.
notifybay151
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ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
amdkenobi
Screw the bruele. Give is to us raw and jiggling.
galapas
MrReallyObvious
Flantastic
TrumpRapesAndEatsChildren0002
Oh, we saw you like to enjoy some diabetes while you're having some diabetes. Here, let me take this diabetes, cover it in diabetes and roll it in some diabetes, and lastly dust it with some diabetes.
SixSixxtySix
That firm jiggle though
ElbowDeepInAGoblin
...Fine, I'll make some time to hear about your religion. (True story: I'm taking visits from Mormon missionaries because they bring me homemade baked goods. <.<)
azazyel
IncoggnitoMode
This reminds me. No matter how good your marriage is going. Don’t go watch The Invite together.
MoreAwesomerDan
...flablmbrulé? My pancreas needs to start working harder.
Forensickle
Don't mix languages like that. A french flan is a broad flat cake, closer to what an American would call a pie, or a Brit a tart
It's a crème renversée caramel brulée
awkungen42
Don't worry man, I'm a type 1 diabetic. I got you covered.
Cookiesnm1lk
onlyPANS
copingcabana
I love it when a flan comes together.
RexRexroththe1st
YuffieK
BenderRodriguezz
Flan always makes me think of this movie.
WillemHellfire
Which movie is this from?
BenderRodriguezz
Envy.
MarishkaGinny
Flantastic
Translicious90
At the beninging: thats already a lot of sugar but I'd eat i- :|
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
Feels like this:
Zeterai
TrumpRapesAndEatsChildren0002
Somehow, magically, the filet turned into a drumstick and then into a tender - what a time to be alive.
umbrellamaker
rumandbass
Sorry I was unaware I could coat a flan in sugar. Brb
Niljapoli
It looked great before getting rolled in extra sugar
DreamPhreak
queernosaur
Needs more sugar
availlableusername
LazerusK
Cool, but why does the background music only have 3 notes?
Diablito69
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NeverTrustThisNewInternetThingy
Do you even flan?
lesteros
Them cutting it so much off center, when they could clearly cut it in one cut makes for such an unsatisfying cut it really ruined everything else to me. Its just fucking sugar.. meh.
0570
Mmmm sugar
Gibleteousjack
The strange noises ruined it for me.
ElbowDeepInAGoblin
They...Did cut it in one cut. Their intention was not to cut the thing in perfect half.
MyMixtapeMeltsSteelBeams
Goblin, I love ya, but you might need some glasses
nottheotherguybutme
In deep science, fruits and everything else are basically sugar
lesteros
And fruit tend to taste good without adding MORE sugar to them. Its like with fruit here too though. They had a great looking cheesecake and they ruined it by adding 2 pounds of sugar to this tiny slice.
knotwingknot
"cheesecake"
ElbowDeepInAGoblin
You said the cut ruined everything so why are you complaining about the sugar now like it ruined something...
lesteros
Its like the off cut made me reroll a save on a charm spell and Im just complaining about the sugar because Im not impressed by the thing anymore.
5v4297j9fj1
Agree that the extra sugar isn’t necessary. Flan is not that difficult to do yourself but it sure takes some time to do it
picselator
Flan does not need sugar to exist. It is an egg-based custard. Sometimes the only sugar you have is on the outside (the syrup, the crust, the powder etc.). Sometimes that extra sugar is exactly the best approach to deserts since it might just be most of the sugar on your plate.
5v4297j9fj1
I know, the brown surface is probably some sort of burnt sugar. I have done it a few times myself ( the Spanish variant)
KalmaWallu
There is a specific subgenre of food videos out there. It involves wearing black latex gloves and handling any food like it was an extremely sore penis.
BoogaYooga
Gloves while cooking is pretentious and unsanitary, it's for people who don't want to wash hands. Black gloves is another step in pretentiousness and filthiness, since they look different from the usual white gloves, which makes people think they must be somewhat special, and being black makes it less obvious how dirty they are with slimes and juices.
Forensickle
100%, gloves are for protecting your hand, not the food. Plus how is a pastry chef going to get a rochèr off the spoon with gloves on?
StubbornSlug
Now I'll never look at black glove cooking videos the same.
sacrosanctt
I can't stop laughing at this insight.
sacrosanctt
Also please don't chop my extremely sore penis with a searing hot spatula.
Dabriusz
Unless you work in a porn industry, there is not that many reasons to have extremely sore penis.
CheeseB0t
Not with that attitude
akafluffy
cutting poblano peppers and not washing your hands very well is unfortunately common if you like delicious foods
valen00
what if we like it?
Harm
Pro cycling probably.
IAmJacksViagraInducedErection
Teenage me would beg to differ
iusedtodream
Stop touching it!
chiefrunswithscissors
Handling a sore penis:
Step 1 - cut with a hot knife
Step 2- roll in sugar
Step 3- hit it with a blow torch
HerrHat
i would add the fancy salt sprinkle, you know, the elbow bouncing one, just for good measure. Not on the dessert, but on the sore penis.
pickinganameistoomuchpressure
wtf are you doing with your sore penis?
elmesito
Handle it carefully with black gloves.
psugab
The 5 second mark would start the soreness
bigheadface
not sure I would handle an extremely sore penis in this way.
chiefrunswithscissors
So you would handle an extremely sore penis
psugab
Hurts? Cut that part off
aliyada
Babe! New bottom surgery just dropped!!