ialoneambest
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Especially around other men. Construction workers eat a banana by breaking pieces off—not like this.
Nov 16, 2025 9:41 PM
ialoneambest
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Especially around other men. Construction workers eat a banana by breaking pieces off—not like this.
subparsubpoena
I'll eat my phallic foods the way I bloody well please, thankyouverymuch!
MathNotEvenOnce
What? You never grab a whole kielbasa, announced "Goblin Mode: Activated." And just gone feral on that glizzy? Weirdo.
imightbeabearindisguise
Magats will just start wearing T-shirts that day "Real Men Suck Dicks"
Rubbishtheresnoway9peopleusetaniwhida
They are already asking "If he did have sex with a teen why would that be wrong"
I'm not joking.
MCTMCT
Insecurity?
ialoneambest
See above.
rotodisc
The way one eats food has nothing to do with their sexual orientation.
I think Trump is a cunt, too. But this isn’t the way to go about that fight.
ialoneambest
I find people miss what a post is about a lot online.
This (JOKE) isn’t about Trump, or sexuality, it’s about society. It’s about how, if you (whatever your gender or proclivity) eat a banana in a group of men, you’ll ALMOST CERTAINLY be kidded about it.
To turn that observation into a joke, I used the viewpoint that NO STRAIGHT MAN eats a sausage like that!
Because of the recent rumors about 2 presidents “gettin’ jiggy with it” I used Trump. Oh, and I found an image that made me laugh.
rotodisc
That’s the problem, it’s not a good gag. Never in my 40 years on this planet has anyone around me made a dumb dick sucking joke about eating a banana.
You’re either exclusively hanging around 12 year olds or construction workers, if this is your experience.
ialoneambest
It’s an occurrence that’s so common that it’s long been a topic on morning radio programs. You can slight the originality of my OC, but not that it happens.
I have 20 years on you—& I’ll give you that it probably happens less frequently today—but 12 year olds & construction workers are everywhere.
And then there are siblings & friends you’ve known SINCE YOU WERE BOTH 12 (who tend to revert, or to have running jokes).