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Not all babies are cute.
It’s not
OC
This is what I imagine what you are like
I chose to believe that you are a good person that gets their steak cooked medium rare
OC
a lil nurse humor for ya
It’s nice not to be alone
Voldetorte is the best name I’ve ever heard
TemetNosce000
More nurse memes please!
Davedavedavedavedave
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
All sunflowers are giant
janipsyloudermilk
As a former teacher, I know PowerPoints suck and are boring so the very rare times they were used I snuck in memes to make them less sucky.
hahaelohel
As Morgan, I approve of this meme dump
hahaelohel
P.S. the only way to eat steak is rare or medium rare.
LaffertyDanie1
#11 dolphins aren't fish we've been over this. That's mammalian love.
ShanOfGreenGables
#9 is giving strong Harry Potter and Dobby vibes
bvheck
in what way
Batmannequin
Have a great week, Terry, see you next Wednesday!
EnlightenmentSatori
#47 Can the snake hurt the frog from inside?
EnlightenmentSatori
Bite?
BeaveIt2Leaver
#1 What is your bidding my bark Lord?
mouseasw
Call me "Bark Lord."
BeaveIt2Leaver
Hey @lorrddarrkness , I'll pay the fee if you change your gamertag to LordBarkness and for one month I'll call you The Bark Lord.
NuclearGradeIrony
That's a pretty average sized sunflower tbh
omgstopithurtsnvmilikeit
Zeilbootlover
Does anyone have the outcome of the "baptizing vs. drinking"??? Very interested in how that turned out.
huitchambres127001
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DustBunny99
Apparently Mormons are traditionally very good at uno so probably the baptising...
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
You gotta catch em with house rules to win.
boomer76
They aren’t JWs?
Hashbrown123
Probably not. I don't know about other places but around where I live the Mormans tend to be the door to door ones.
mirrelle
#31 am teacher, can confirm.
marxopinium
#2. Gotta be a Hapsburg Prince.
Slimilly260
That last one legit had me quivering in fear immediately, just the movement of the legs triggered my arachnophobia REAL bad...*shiver*
Asmor
#6 "Not all babies are cute" No babies are cute. Keep those creepy little wannabe humans far away from me.
oysterking
My name is Morgan and even though i seriously doubt this dump is for me, thanks! Means a lot in these trying times.
Canaqueen3000
#39 it to me rare and juicy
BigTruckRegularPenis
#4 Todd Bonzalez is a made up American names in a Japanese video game. They crack me up and it's my favorite https://imgur.com/yC4qdm6
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Mik truk
amarie911
I require more nurse memes.
CovidIsAirborne
#3 I hope she got her money back
optimusbrine
#25 Every time I see this one I wonder how it ended. Did the Mormons go drinking??
hoot080395
#46 Moolissa
jetzzfan
#1 is The Evil Puppy from Late Night with Conan O'Brien. A replayed bit when they introduced "new characters" to the show.
jetzzfan
The Masturbating Bear also started as one of these characters.
jetzzfan
My personal favorite was "Fex" the number between five and six which begged to die and Conan shot it to put it out of its' misery
TheDuckDuck
Wait... WHAT?!
lauraInternetJunkie
Yeah that one struck me too! https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/b-c-man-dies-after-crowd-surfing-at-rock-show-1.661869
lauraInternetJunkie
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/dude-crowd-surfing-has-been-dead-for-hours/ the one from the story
richtus
How is a barista getting 100,000?
pandro
People sent him money after a Karen bitched him out for wearing a mask.
blackrosesheart
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/27/business/starbucks-barista-mask-gofundme.html
Gigi211
Lady wants share of Batista's 100k virtual tips for Karening him at coffee shop...
anabobcatz
Can someone pls explain the whole steak cooking argument? (I've never eaten meat, so I don't really get it)
Trustmeimadogtor
Many people consider it a faux pas to have a steak well done (no pink left in the meat). They think that's overcooked and a waste.
LevainAvatar
First off. How have you never eaten meat? Raised vegan? And second cook a steak too much and it gets tough. Better texture if cooked rare
andremauriceaudet7
It depends on the cut of meat what the best way to cook it is. Some are better rare. Most are better medium rare.
anabobcatz
Isn't it kind of subjective though? Like smooth vs crunchy peanut butter... I mean, who cares which one you like?
andremauriceaudet7
There's a little bit of that. But the way you cook it also changes the flavor. Youll get more of the flavor with medium rare or rare.
anabobcatz
Oh I assumed rare steak was sorta... Not cooked properly. Kinda risky, no?
LieutenantGordon
Or vegetarian. Could be health reasons or religion (Buddhism, Jainism, etc.)
anabobcatz
Raised vegetarian. Not really a statement, just normal for me
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
#45 I want my ashes to be turned into diamonds, yes its a thing lol
MagicOrpheus310
Yeah it's real, yet diamonds are still expensive
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Yeet me into a ditch after taking anything useful. Let the animals have me.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Gimme the yeet boys and free my soul, I wanna get tossed in a fuckin' hole.
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Classic
periwinklepanda
My aunt did that with one of her son's remains after he died. She had a ring made for the diamond and she wears it all the time.
CobaltLion
My plan involves having my remains scattered at Disney World. Not: I do not want to be cremated first.
nevergoingtogiveup
*Note:
TemetNosce000
vanthemad
My parents plan to be cremated, then have their ashes mixed and turned into a stone as well
Hashbrown123
It was what Big Boss did to his men that died, hence Diamond Dogs.
BeckysaurusRex
I want to be turned into a firework and shot over a lake in rural upstate NY. Dead serious lol.
BeckysaurusRex
Oh I made a pun even better
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
My dad wants to be cremated and put in a glass skippy jar then sunk in our local lake, w/o telling anyone.
ProbablyBex
I want to be turned into a stone, and buried with a tree seed.
anjeleyezjr
If you're going to be planted with seeds, don't do anything with your body. Become the fertilizer!
IDontWatchDoctorWho
Bodies aren’t great for fertiliser, can’t remember why though
Wmcmwa
I want to be turned to stone fully nude in some kind of.horrible pose, placed on a bridge over a busy motorway
ValkyrieDoot
#39 but why is it on the trans flag?
HeadJamistan
Did you just assume that bovine's gender?
splain
Just in case any trans people feel like they are above the truth of the message. The rules of steak apply to us all.
Cthyllaa
as a trans person ill happily abide by these rules
TheCaptain00
Are you assuming that beef's gender?
Megaplox
I'm guessing someone went: "ooo pretty flag"
killdread
Is there a reason for it to not be?
Bearenby
Because the trans community has absolutely had it with overcooked food
N0HATS
Our flag is an allegory for that statement. A different color on the outside but pink in the middle, AS ALL COOKED MEAT SHOULD BE.
FractalChainsaw
Glad they could find some common ground with conservative southerners.
TheMouseOfMadness
As a liberal as fuck southern trans person, fuck well done steaks
FractalChainsaw
I once had a liberal-as-fuck NorCal trans roommate who, when asked how she'd like her steak would, reply "mooing".
hazelrat
None of us are spending all this time and effort transitioning so we can shovel overcooked rubber into our bodies tbh
ChastityDoll
Preach.
ShempShump
You will come to regret this grave insult to poorly cooked red meat.
ChastityDoll
I disagree with your opinion, but respect your right to it. Though I will say that ground beef is best when well done.
JeezusJuice
Unless it’s in hamburger form. Then medium is best.