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#saltylanguage #protip #lifehack #hahahawhatanidiot
Mar 24, 2019 12:53 PM
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#saltylanguage #protip #lifehack #hahahawhatanidiot
phantalor
And this is why you use a toiletpaper roll on a desk ...
HippySpeedBall
Neighbors be like: "STFU!"
StoreCitizen
decomposingcomposers
Does it work if the shoe doesn't fall off?
bobziIIa
The key is to get the wine to push the cork.
nerdtypething
complimentpin
bellend
Crombrumbo
he christened that wall
tomyironmane
The FP "ER Visit?"
strugglingLoll
RoshanC30
Well he did get the wine out
BmoreDaviano
That's gonna leave a stain.
arbyssauce
Last time I wanted wine in a hotel room, I used the hotel pen and a chair arm rest to push the cork all the way in. Hammer the cork in.
arbyssauce
I used the arm rest because it was already broken and came off the chair freely. Any suitable heavy hard thing would work.
SyuFox
@Mocchi0
fitbitbracelet
Honestly surprised the wall held up
CrypticalEnvelopement
I'm thinking concrete wall, or happened right on the stud. Even so would think the drywall would crack/dent
synchronousdiaphragmaticflutterer
/a/S2xnGLv
Randomice
Can't argue with results.
BrewedDude
Open bottle.
DickPicEnthusiast
Plot twist, that was a white wine bottle.
cedistran
FatKontroller
SometimesIdontwanttolaugh
Was that blood or wine?
Baszmeg
Up next. A trip to the ER to discuss how stupid you are.
KittyAmin
RIP hands
poeticoddity
A buddy is a researcher instead of a surgeon because he damaged the tendons in his hand doing this against a tree and got sliced up.
SithElephant
On balance, ...
Kaspear
Is his first name Stephen?
poeticoddity
Nope. Sorry.
SharkyMcSnarkface
The goal was to get the wine out of the bottle, I don’t see the problem here.
Mathoed
I had this problem, so i made my own corkscrew! /a/nVh5lTX
Stnrken
Or you could just push the cork into the bottle...
NorfolkEnchantsmate
Well the bottle was opened I guess..
Chevalpuant88
TheLiquor
I just see this as a reminder to wear shoes
zxms
Especially if you are a wine bottle
MagicDoodoo
A regular screw and a fork works, but winos just drive the cork into the bottle, since they don't need to close it back.
scalveg
I tried this once after watching it on Youtube, and I must admit:can confirm.
scalveg
I tried this once after watching it on Youtube, and I must admit:can confirm.
silvrstonslamr
There will be blood
FrogBotherer
Having a Swiss Army knife can make you extremely popular at parties. Even if you are only known as the bottle opener haver.
MaximumRadius
Uh.. my Swiss Army knife doesn't have a corkscrew. Has a philips screwdriver instead.
Mithi
Sommelier knife or bust!
Moosupian
Was that blood from the sliced clean off of both hands at the wrist?
MjHook
Yes, that is exactly what it was.
snakeoilsalesman
It was a white wine.
thenameisTone
This is a full bodied, robust 2015 Merl-OH SHIT
MoaConstrictor
Not that robust, obviously
MeAndJulio
If it was a Merlot he did everyone a favor
Br0kenPrism
He did everone a flavor*
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
They really need to design an opener of some kind for wine bottles. Something easy, call it a corkscrew or something.
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
What if you forget it or buy wine on a whim? I've used this shoe method to open a wine several times, it works if you aren't and idiot.
Corrodias
Using "the shoe method" to open your old grape water that you forgot you'd have to open at some point isn't what I'd call "not an idiot". ;)
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
That just happens that you forget something. I also said "or buy wine on a whim", which isn't a thing that doesn't happen
TehSeksyManz
Sounds like sorcery to me
Gartweasley
College kids don’t buy corkscrews lol. Some friends of mine once opened a wine bottle with a sharpie and a hammer
Dirkdiggson
Our even make screw caps for wine. I'm no expert but apparently our doesn't alter the taste.
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
They do make those but just not for all wines.
Dirkdiggson
*it
QuamvisSintSubAqua
Depending on markets and buyer preferences screw caps can be quite frequent.
TheCarolingian
A screw cap is also called a Stelvin cap
usersubbordercontrol
Nah, I say duckpenis is a good name
Avunia
Why not duckdick
pudf
For a baby maybe.
RADICALFREEDOM
Gribblecillin
All joking aside, if you don't have an opener...just push the cork into the bottle. Do it in the sink though.
ultrasonicSonar
Where were this cpmments when I needed them once I listened to the internet and broke my car key
melveys
I tried that on my favourite bottle of wine. Worked at it for over an hour and couldn’t get it to budge. Finally, used screw and pliers.
sharkhugs
I’ve tried it and it’s never worked for me, the pressure keeps it from moving
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
This shoe method works at least as good as pushing the cork inside. (Assuming you don't fuck up like the guy in the video)
Corrodias
That's a big assumption. Another option is just to drink something other than old grape water.
HedonistBeard
The one time this has been an issue I just used a regular screw and pulled it out with pliers.
Valkyr1987
Doesn't work very well with softer corks though, I have used the same method with varying success
KaiArgentium
You are a genius!