Syddie93
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Don't get me wrong, I love kids and I adore my niece but for God's sake I'm sick of talking about poop. And breastfeeding. And spit up. And diapers. And nap schedules. And the damn questions! "How's your baby fever?" "When are you going to get pregnant?" "You're not getting any younger ya know!"
I know there will come a day that I'll be excited about the same stupid things but today is not that day.
Thisisnotacleverjoke
Only talking about one thing, no matter how much you love it, gets old real fast.
ConsistentlyLateCommenter
It's also okay if you never feel excited to talk about those things. You don't have to have baby fever, enjoy being able to give them back!
LetTheWholeWorldBurn
As an uncle, i've found myself wishing my nephews were babies again, when they were the cutest. Soon they'll be trash talking snotbags...
OtherPlayers
Just wait some. Then you get to be the awesome aunt and as soon as there's real trouble just say "your kids crying" and pass the buck back.
Syddie93
Haha I like how you think! I'm usually front and center when it comes to taking care of her. Just want to talk about other things too
Autumlove
The problem is there is nothing else. Unless you want to talk about cleaning schedules, meal plans and budget. shrug.
physicsisabitch
Tell her it’s a vagina not a clown car.
RagnarLothcock
drezrale
I never understood why people wanted kids in the first place other than the biological urge. They basically control your life.
Autumlove
I love being a mom, I love watching them grow up. It's awesome, scary and fun all at the same time.
drezrale
I don't think having pets is very fun. Its work that doesnt pay me, but instead costs me money. Kids are more hassle.
DemonicDonut
I knew I wanted kids for a long time. Just had to find someone I wanted to have them with. It's not for everyone though, live your life.
Syddie93
I still want kids. I'm just not at that place in my life.
mineovermatter
"When am I having babies? I CAN'T! Thanks for reminding me!"
Syddie93
Omg I'm totally going to use that one...thanks! :*
CoffinFullOfPudding
Recently became an uncle. I hate kids, but I'll be the best darn uncle I can be
Syddie93
Right there with you! Except I love kids... Just sick of talking about them lol
TokenBlindGuy
And the year has just started!!
JackOfPizzas
https://storage.googleapis.com/cytube_emotes/%23babyfire.gif
Syddie93
I laughed a little too hard at this.
JahNoodles
Wanna not make babies with me?
OnlyInDreams
It’ll pass, they are only babies for a very short time....maybe just stop being a bitch.
RoundThreeFIGHT
Be grateful. All I get to hear about is my sister's different ideas to try and get pregnant and how her husband isn't performing. Ugh
Syddie93
Went through that too... Kinda.
david42
When my nieces and nephews were born, my sisters repeatedly trying to get me involved saying it would be useful when I had kids. ha ha.
Syddie93
It is in a way but also... Its more stressful than anything. The crying and the pooping... I'll enjoy my freedom for a little longer.
Daddyfinger
I have 2 kids and I hate babies so much.
Syddie93
They're so much work! After a couple months it gets better because at least they're developing personalities but newborns... Blech. Lol
Autumlove
What's' funny, all of my mom friends feel the same way, and all of the Grandma's want babies. If only grandma's could BF. lol
Autumlove
I'm with you. Give me toddlers! Babies are SOOOOO much work!
Daddyfinger
I have a 7 month old and a 3-1/2 yr old. Shit is crazy.
Autumlove
11 year old and 6 month old!
Autumlove
She cut her first tooth this week, and another is right behind it.
Daddyfinger
Ditto. Mine took it better than her sister.
GiantMoron
Me two as of last week
Daddyfinger
Congrats. Welcome to hell...more the merrier!
GiantMoron
Ugggh, hell. I get no real sleep, he wails like a banshee, and the fucker never smiles. And yet i cant wait to see him
Daddyfinger
Love.
GiantMoron
Or delirium
bringanother
That's a selfish approach. Get over it.
Syddie93
My best friend also just had a baby so that is literally the only topic of discussion from two of the most important people in my life.
Syddie93
I'm not allowed to have an opinion? Maybe I just miss having normal conversations with my sister. I still love & care deeply about my niece.
bringanother
Your sister lives and breathes that baby now. Get over it
Syddie93
Well no shit. I'm just saying I would like to talk about other things too. I can't relate to having a kid right now.
bringanother
You'll manage
Syddie93
Aren't you just a ray of sunshine? I'm actually doing just fine. Thanks for the encouragement!
AutomaticLynx
sick to death of something? what does that mean?
Syddie93
It's an expression. Basically means sick and tired.
AutomaticLynx
If you're from 93 I'm older than you and I've never heard sick to death of anything.
Syddie93
Maybe it's a Michigan thing? Idk. Couldnt tell you where it came from.
AutomaticLynx
Are you white? maybe because I'm mexican my family doesn't use it so I've never heard it.
Syddie93
I probably got it from my parents. It's pretty common actually.
AutomaticLynx
I've lived in Michigan my whole life lol, I was born in 1990 lol