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Jul 4, 2021 12:02 PM
Iblamemyparents
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Fancypants11
EmanonInverse
thespiritofadventure
My roommate. Oh my god. You're cool but please just let me be.
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FookinPrawns
Breaking Bad is incredible. And yet, you can still improve your experience by skipping any scene she's in.
Ykeadoodle
You have a friend?
Ykeadoodle
Who WANTS to talk to you?
Thiccysmols
Anyone got the template for this meme?
tzxAzrael
it's ok to politely and tactfully ask them to stop talking. and if they can't understand that, it's ok to scream at them to shut the fuck up
vlaurelrose101
Reminds me of my brother
Kbantar
I am both.
Jaqdakloun
I'm both
TK421isAFK
This was funnier in its original form as a "When the office calls you back from WAH and you don't want to go back to the office" meme.
Iblamemyparents
shredordead
meganical
More like my mom retelling the same stories for the millionth time because she’s self-centered. My friends don’t really do this
amismenow
The opposite. Often this is someone trying to find common ground with you telling a story they know you already know to make a connection.
AgoutiCutie
Is that self-centeredness? My SO does this too. I'm at the point that as soon as one starts I just finish it immediately to get them to stfu
SleeperXib
It could also be a garbage memory or a dearth of stories.
SmolToot
Me trying to watch a YT vid @ a separate table across the room w headphones in & my coworker talking abt her personal life every 30 seconds
SmolToot
I’m not a dick so i kept pausing and responding but i didn’t get to finish my video OR my lunch on time
Iblamemyparents
Same at work as soon as a great song comes on Ed this annoying guy wants to bullshit at me and I have to take my bud out...ugh
SmolToot
COME ON ED, TAKE A HINT
ICommentToMakePeopleSmile
Assert dominance. Just scream every time they start talking, they'll soon stop. Trust me....
Daddymememaster1
Or kiss them on the mouth
Baalzak
ICommentToMakePeopleSmile
Scream while kissing them on the mouth, I like it!
chazzsandiego
Maybe your friend talks to avoid awkward and uncomfortable silence?
alwaysupvoteprincessbride
cut those people out of your life
Zenshien
Only uncomfortable to the friend, some people are happy to just sit and be with each other
jetsniper
My dad and I are like this. We can do the 3 hour trip to the cabin together in complete silence. My sister is the one who has to talk.
Iblamemyparents
We're stuck riding in the same car, long ride ahead of us and she hasn't stopped talking once, she's talking right now a I type this
AgoutiCutie
Brutal, lol
PhunPhact
At the next rest stop, tell them u need some quiet time for a few hours. Learn to communicate.
Firesofiso
Maybe tell them you want to nap?
damaxride
I too blame your parents for this
demonic
Personally I'd blame your parents.
1998wasthepinnacleofexistance
Just tell her. Some people feel the need to fill the void and entertain you. Some are just that excited. Just play the quiet game.
Sayagain
Just keep moaning softly after everything she says, then get louder and louder over time.
AstralSlayer
Time for new friends 7577417621 :)
M33245
What're you gonna do, talk? Hahaha
AstralSlayer
Damn you’re right I didn’t think that through
chazzsandiego
Ah, this paints a much more vivid picture of the situation and I fully empathize with you. That shit is the worst. How much trip is left?
Iblamemyparents
4 hours! 4 long arduousness chatty filled hours. Hoping to switch cars later, don't get me wrong I love my friend, more in smaller doses
Dragonfury5
Perhaps turn on some music? At a peaceful volume cus you like it low, and then ask her to be quiet while you listen
idrinkmoney
Have you tried asking her to stop?
Hexxxxxxxxx
Seriously this. I had a friend who would talk SUPER loud. She was sitting behind me in the car on a trip.. I had to ask her to be more quiet