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Sep 12, 2024 5:39 PM
PiercedViking
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PrinceOfWhales
Incel Camino it is!
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Davedavedavedavedave
GratuaCuun
Good
CapnCumbut
Deplorian or Incel Camino are the only 2 names I'll acknowledge this thing as.
Madchant
Deplorean it is.
Hrafna55
Or Wankpanzer.
brownribbon
Incel Camino is still the best.
jimmythehat1
made by DeplorElon
TheWombatStrikesAgain
The iconic car from 'Back to the Past', a modern cult classic among the far-right, starring Kevin Sorbo. On its opening weekend alone the movie has drawn double-digit audiences, and made almost three hundred dollars and half a can of Sprite.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
There's a good reason for the moniker
Assholethecat
Nazi hat in a car made by a company with a Nazi owner. Fitting
JacktheKind
All of it produced in China. Where no american can ever see a dollar for the labor.
Millstone85
As in like a DeLorean but more deplorable?
LoopStricken
Yes, well done.
Zwanderer
That's an insult to Deloreans....
DocZero
Wankpanzer
doccynical
Oh, better start calling them doucheloreans then.
Mendalburg
it's that or "wankpanzer"
JCBalance
Dumvee
theoriginalgiga
Does he prefer wankpanzer?
FromTheBeyond
I saw one in the wild yesterday. What a piece of junk. And I don't mean like the Millennium Falcon was a "piece of junk", i mean it was garbage on wheels.
DeborahMullen
WankPanzer™ also acceptable.
Schnauz
Jaqdakloun
Elon can eat a bag of dicks
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Cybertrash
Pfffftit
Isn’t that a Deplorean?
moplee61
We should all repeat this endlessly
signboy
I still like the Incel camino
alwaysupvotefuturama
Deplorean?
viskag
I actually would love to see some of the earlier concepts before this one became the final. Like what did they throw away to get to THIS
viskag
nevermind, I googled it. they are worse than I would have thought
Mikeiller
Links please?
QuigleyDownUnder
I thought it was called safety recall waiting to happen
KronianSerpent
So far it has had at least 4 recalls, 1 of which is safety related (the gas pedal cover is known to come loose and wedge in a position where the vehicle is at full throttle...)
rezexelon
Why no "Deplorelon"
Vergenbuurg
Oh no. A famous person telling the internet not to do something. That will never have unforeseen consequences.
Kittensandyarns
I'm still convinced that Elon saw 'Total Recall' in 1990 and thought those cars were super cool.
Unfortunately he's such a shitty designer he could only make a "Total product recall" vehicle.
Jmarie453
Uh... No.
He literally saw a dumpster and was like, "IT NEEDS WHEELS".
Assholethecat
Those look better
Degbis
I agree and I think the blade runner cars too.
casbott
I have a theory that the Tesla engineers let Elon go wild on the cybertruck so he wouldn't bother them with "suggestions" for their standard model cars such as the 3 and the X.
According to insiders, a culture developed in Tesla of being able to manage Elon, with people who would keep him from Fucking things up by playing him. And Twitter didn't have that team pre-existing, so Elon went wild on them.
One Tesla computer supervisor would just run the Matrix green characters as a screensaver..
funkybrewster
As a designer part of me wants to say “HEY hold on a minute, Leon didn’t actually design that thing!” But he also didn’t cofound Tesla, he didn’t engineer any SpaceC rockets, he didn’t do anything positive whatsoever with Twitter, let alone CEO it.
You’re right, Lone Skum is a shitty designer.
TwoBitGreaser
Rubber Johnny Cab is a good name for a cybertruck.
WeirdandOdd
Plifplafpluff
The UK approves of this in particular
ScootyPuffSr
Many of the Total Recall vehicles were 1970s 'kit cars,' where you bought a set of plans and built a new body on a VW microbus or whatever.
TheBlueMuppet
I was noting it was funny the other day that all the cars in Demolition Man were GM prototypes for future cars...but they came from the past.
spontaneous9
volume up
horseman05
Yoink. +1
StunttheRunt
HeadJamistan
I'd love a version without Kanye in it.
thriftstorebooklady
AI? This is hilarious, +1
spontaneous9
I must assume so although I have no idea.
echonite
In fairness, that bumper ripping off was because just before that they accidentally had the full weight of the truck push on it after driving over a curb. It crached it since its only supposed to be able to aupport ~1100 "tounge weight", so the full weight of the truck broke it.
aThingWithAKeyboard
Not an excuse. They drop a F150 30+ times directly on the hitch, bending the frame. Hitch stayed in place. The picked up the WHOLE ASS F150 by the hitch. Stayed in place. They smashed the hitch downward until the front wheels came off the ground. The hitch stayed in place.
aThingWithAKeyboard
The hitch ripping off is likely to cause a fatality at some point. There have already been trailers, below the rated weight, that broke the hitch off on the freeway. Fuck the entire company and their shoddy weak ass products.
echonite
Absolutly the truck is garbage, but it's best to use good cases and not one like dropping 11000lbs on something rated for 1100 and expecting it to work properly. The f150 surviving is great, but an exception.
spontaneous9
* tongue
echonite
Fuck, and I even looked it up to make sure I had the right name, I didnt stop to check the spelling...
spontaneous9
No shame, friend. It's just my personal crusade. Whenever a typo goes uncorrected, the errorists win.
RootMeanSqr
I'll keap that in mind next time.
echonite
God damn errorists!