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Jul 26, 2020 2:51 PM
NaughtButOne
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DerkatBaron
I would have no problem with this story if it was labeled accurately as fiction
Richter12x2
"Then, when I got home and showed my dad the money, he beat me with jumper cables."
kwyjiboner
When I read the first sentence; all I could say was "NO". A twitter thread is a real bad format for this long of a story.
OhHeyItsKeraShae
Shane Morris is a certified piece of shit & pathological liar
omnipotentpasta
If he’s well connected enough, he can still hurt you from prison.
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
Yet.
Jace99
If he's not a writer, he should be. Don't know if I believe the story, but if it's fiction, it's good fiction. >
Jace99
If it's not, he's an idiot and probably got himself and his sister killed because, pictures.Those guys have friends. I'm going with fiction.
notyourmommasinfidel
All I wanted was a recipe for Ginger Snaps...
whaleblood
Thank god his dad wasn't the jumper cables guy...
AloneWithMyThots
Hell of a story, but I can't shake the feeling that this guy just passes off how big of a prick he is by demonizing the other guys
RideTheStimutacs
I figured something was off when it went from #1 Haha I accidentally smuggled heroin! to #15 So yeah I deliberately sold a bunch of heroin.
Everyfrigginnameistaken
I'll take things that never happen for 200 Alex.
Trickky
if shit like that happens, you take it to the grave, you'd never put it on fucking twitter. What a load of shit.
ChristopherTallant
A van, drugs, and no jumper cables? I’m kinda surprised...
JakeDragon555
Would have ended with the cops taking this ass for having a gun on probation. Could have saved someones life. But is fake and the girl didnt
SnapCrackleKrombopulosMichael
KaNineteen
This sounds like the plot of the next Seth rogan movie.
RoyDMercer
It's a nice story.
A1amkh4n
I was waiting for jumper cables.
AskBobLoblaw
Didn't he say all this was made up? Funny to read though.
David4pres89
https://www.savingcountrymusic.com/shane-morris-admits-lying-in-viral-twitter-thread-account-shut-down/
Longbowgun
If he didn't recant every MS-13 member would be gunning for him.
degreekelvin0
That’s good because this is the story of how a guy didn’t turn in a drug dealer and a 13 year old girl was raped and killed as a result.
SickSickIndividual
https://nypost.com/2019/06/24/ms-13-gang-member-gets-life-in-prison-for-rape-murder-of-13-year-old-girl/
usernamechecksout02
railgap
cool story bro.
PooPculture
If this was true which it isn't why the fuck would you admit on Twitter that you sold $40000 worth of heroin?
thefreak013
Sh4dowWalker96
S' apparently fake, anyway.
RandallKavanaugh
Worth it.
Bogastyle
What’s LWOP’ed?
culletron9000
Life without parole
jofo97
I'm guessing life without parole.
Bogastyle
Oh yes. Thank you
Vyrro
Long Weiner Oral Pleasures
RandallKavanaugh
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SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
Urban Dictionary says, "Life WithOut Parole
AllMyPeepsAreMarshmallow
Life WithOut Parole would be my guess.
Figaronincheez
I was waiting for his dad to find out what he did and beat the shit out of him with a set of jumper cables.
Ohimark1
Haha me too!
gondraball4
Me too! Lol
IMustGrowUpReally
#15 " ...I managed to sell it all... I'm not a drug dealer... " You are now.
Aaronb1138
Believable because the lead up of being a nomadic, shiftless POS playing the travel the country and grift/scam game sounds about right.
ThirdWindTwice
Yea I mean the whole notion of “pulling one over” on a professional heroin dealer...good luck with that.
AlltheSarcasm87
Cuz gangbangers graduate from ivy league schools by the hundreds...
kevlarburrito
You don’t need to graduate from college to be able to get angry...you go to college for crippling debt and alcoholism get it right...god
AstroFizX
Guy admitted he fabricated the entire thing for exposure and followers
asm80dfa8sdfj
Good story
CiaranMcHale
It wouldn't surprise me if an organised crime gang will kill him just to send a "don't even think/lie about messing with us" message.
Jenyenydot
Came here to say this.
AlltheSarcasm87
Everyone gets soft when they die, or before...
thewalkinged
Yeah I was skeptical at that bit, most motherfuckers would just call the cops if found drugs right? Not sell it and brag about it online?
Rantaf
Idk, he did what I would’ve??♂️
AvocadoHouse
I would have dumped it. I’m not risking anything for that unless I was in a real pickle. But I also don’t know anyone who deals
Bortus
Ya', I think i'd really struggle to sell that much heroine, but i'd definitely do the same as this guy if it was coke. Weed id be keeping.
henryv1598
I was waiting for an appearance of that damn Loch Ness monster.
IATTM
Melonfish
Loch ness monster with jumper cables
holographicneuron
This ^ the entire good damn story! Not sure if this is real or not, but good story either way. Things that didn't make it realistic... M
holographicneuron
Dude had guys phone number. That is pretty easy to track. As well as the pics of him and the van. If posted online that can be tracked also.
zombiebatman
Should’ve named it “Van-essa” instead of Cassandra
Blargatron
I didn't even think about that. I was so invested It would have killed me if it had all been for 3.50
klean9
Me too, LOL!
Beardedagentman
"Then he asked me for about 3.50 for that brick of heroine and that's when I realized this wasn't no gang banger...but a 50ft sea creature."
thetruthisoutthere86
https://www.google.com/amp/s/ktla.com/news/local-news/ms-13-member-sentenced-to-life-in-prison-for-kidnapping-rape-murder-of-13-year-old-whi
Beardedagentman
So it WASN'T the Loch Ness monster?
thetruthisoutthere86
Probably was true 4 ms13 members where convicted for rape and murder for a 13.
wHatThEQuAk
But the story was fake yo
Bothsides1
How about a tl:dr (too long didn't read) summary?
nichfra
Guy makes up story about ripping off 40k worth of Heroin off of MS13 later admits it's a lie and claims their still threatening him
MOTHERFUCKINGTACOCAT
Just gonna leave this here... https://www.savingcountrymusic.com/shane-morris-admits-lying-in-viral-twitter-thread-account-shut-down/
MOTHERFUCKINGTACOCAT
TL;DR he admits to making it up
KPopGirlKimi
I knew it was fishy when he said his friend didn't want any money from the $40,000 drug sale.
Brantarr
He is a brilliant story teller
HingOfTheKill