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DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
I fulfill 5 of the 7 requirements. No 8 incher here ladies and no, I don't suck toes either.
howaboutthisonethen
She said nothing about looks tho
lovestospoon
If you have someone that deals with you and same on the other side keep them
honestlynotarealperson
The absolute mad man.
Arvandor
Wait, I fit all but like two of these and struggle to find a worthwhile girl. wtf.
Miramooke
Eh, this isn't that bad. Posting the list is ridiculous, and it's a little shallow, but everyone has one.
irishPEDOelf
A tricycle eh?
ShindigsTX
This is just obnoxious. ~3.9% of American men are that tall, add the other common desired traits she mentioned, and that's a top 1% guy.
ShindigsTX
Also when you consider the implied age range being somewhere near hers
farwall
See, a clapback is where someone insults you personally and you come back at them. This dude just jumped in and insulted some random woman.
Grahamalam
Pretty sure this is a ploy to blow up her social media...
Nabashin
'eats ass and sucks toes...'
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MlCHAEL
Uk, I'm sure there are a lot of better guys out there than me, but I've managed to date some pretty amazing women. So fuck it, don't settle.
Marikhen
Wait... She wants a guy without kids, but he has to have a crib? WTF, is she one of those people who likes infant roleplaying? O_O
anitabieror6
clapback seems like an std... like you gave it to someone who gave it to someone else and eventually you get reinfected with the same virus
JustEngineeringPuns
To be honest I find the reply just as shallow as the original post. Be free to disagree
exitparadise
All those men have already found cool chicks who aren't cunts.
Krueglenuts
I might make a Twitter just to like this.
Badsequence
Holy fucking shit she just got Tyrannosaurs REKT that burn will last a lifetime
matyles
I like tall dudes because I love to wrestle as hard as I can and still lose.
FaithAlone
I have some of those qualifications so I am glad she isn't settling.
NicestguyonImgur
"Does kissing you count as eating ass?"
SkiFreeCK
Calculated.
TheMoneyBadger
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
No chill
blazebear
Exactly lethal
mrgurth1
Brutal
Aguynamedcarl
Quebeker
did someone use it on you?
ForrestIndustries
Savage.
rokhar
Bru-vage
therealcoolhand
Nice
kootiepatra
Wow, few things get imgur as worked up as a woman they don't know having dating criteria they don't like.
ShindigsTX
You're missing the point. It's the entitlement that people dislike here.
kootiepatra
I agree that entitlement is gross. But I also find it odd to dogpile a complete stranger for it when she's only affecting herself.
ShindigsTX
True, that's fair to say
ShindigsTX
These aren't just "criteria", she's wants crème de la crème.
The4thWiseMan
AHAHAHAGAHAHAHA!
SweetBabyJesus
I'd settle for ass eating & no kids... people want it all these days tho, never satisfied with basic butt eaters.
The4thWiseMan
Always wanted to be the first to say "prepare your inbox". Bucket list is thinning out real quick.
SweetBabyJesus
My inbox is prepared.
Etienneee
I don't think you can scratch that off if you say it in quotes surrounded by an explanation. That's not the genuine experience.
TheComradeStalin
bitch, wouldn't be able to fit that 8" dick, because clearly she's too shallow
Aguynamedcarl
TheDarkLordOfTrees
OHHHHHHH
LongSchlongJon
This deserves more points
SaintMaceToTheFace
Looks aren't everything. A great personality will get you someone out of your league. But that post isn't making me believe she has one
ShindigsTX
IME, it's much harder for girls to make up for poor looks with personality/career than it is for the opposite.
chugeknight
I've found the opposite. Women are unforgiving for their requirements and they have pie in sky expectations unwilling to even consider less.
The4thWiseMan
Explain please, I'm curious
ShindigsTX
Nothing I can really explain, hence why I said experience versus opinion. Just a trend I've seen in my life. BUT if I had to guess (1/2)
ShindigsTX
women weight more heavily personality and career. Willing more often to give a guy "another look" after persistent efforts (2/2)
The4thWiseMan
That's interesting, good seeing your perspective
BeeeardedMan
A man that falls into that category is getting himself a dime piece. Not a nickel. Gtfohwtbs
DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
Only fulfill 5/7 requirements. I don't suck toes and I don't have an 8 incher.
iamkyleh
Only 10 piece shes getting is a mcnugget
rebelsoapscum
Bazinga!
Justtoupdoot
She can get out before I kick her five dollar ass
PoloShirt11
Dog that's a penny putting in her two cents.
BeeeardedMan
I stand corrected. :)
noguyever
Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit?
BeeeardedMan
Yes sir
ImKindaDone
Well that was...oddly specific.
fleacollerindustry
Which is why I think it was a joke tweet.
ImKindaDone
Then it would have been funnier if she'd said "Not Picky" at the end. I suspect it may have been serious...I've known people like that.
fleacollerindustry
I'm sure Poe's Law works into the original post's delivery.
ShindigsTX
Definitely not a joke. She has been battling responders on Twitter for days.
ShindigsTX
Not days, forgot what the day was, but all day.
ImKindaDone
Or possibly a joke that went ver *VERY* south.