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#saltylanguage #bicycletrip #hahahawhatanidiot
Mar 1, 2019 5:29 PM
damd1rtyape
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#saltylanguage #bicycletrip #hahahawhatanidiot
TeddyPIINK
Whaaaaaat .. looks like he was shot out of a cannon ffs..
AlteredFreaks
That stationary car came out of nowhere.
DUCKFORABUCK
Hahahah. Daisy Dukes claims another victim. His knee looks toast.
BadgerBolloks
BubbleGumNuggys
He saw that booty and knew he didn't have much time to lock it down
JetDealer
setablaze777
He was distracted by the giant cursor.
Navrodel
No helmet, he's lucky to be conscious, stopping suddenly from that speed. Honorable mention for the handlebars that are now bent upwards.
ciscoxing626
I'd do that to get her number too
TheGreatCowRace
looks like he didn’t follow the plan
SLIPPERYGOOSE13
Smashed her back door in
YoudSwearImAVirgin
I hope you have a big trunk, because I'm putting my bike in it.
raincult
619native
“What were you doing in my lane, didn’t you see me” bicyclist probably
Sokonomi
"The road belongs to me too!" - Cyclist
HeldCaptiveByJeffGoldblum
BenSnow97
saw liveleak and went "oh shit, they're gonna die"
motorcitymatt
frankytanky7
I’d be distracted by that booty too
SchmidtOnYoLip
dghammer
He didn’t see that staying.
JackTheRippersBrotherHowie
is he delivering pizza?
sotronics
WTF - Fucktard
JimmyWalkerDynOmite
Anyone else conflicted as to whether or not to see if the dude is OK or beat the crap out of him for denting your car?
Alkuam2
DukeNeukam
Always ask if they're okay first! Then you have a baseline for the paramedic's questions..
n0n53n53
life juts beat the crap pout of him
Filanwizard
no conflict, if you beat them than you lose all chances of getting them for the car repairs because felony assault.
wheresmybanana
How fast was that dude going for God’s sake?!
twerps
5/7
RupertR
at least 12
AirplaneNerd
Pretty fast. And then suddenly very slow.
DukeNeukam
And where can I get one of those bikes?!
madrush
over 9000
lopeardgaloot
Tree Fiddy
RudiXXX
Yes
MalePatternBlackness
God had nothing to do with that.
TylerBrennan
Easy to do when you’re not real ?
MalePatternBlackness
Maybe, maybe not.
SaItamontes
Yeah, I don't think He sponsors a cycling team—except maybe those missionaries...
LobsterBandito
Fast enough to lose his shirt?
TimeFoDat
Looks like he was just holding his shirt over his left shoulder & it flew off him. Hard to freeze-frame on here but that's what I saw.
YouHadMeAtAsian
I didn’t even see that until I read your comment.
NotRedhead
Good eye
brikhed
30 speed
notGoodAtNames
I've been here long enough to get that reference
ShaZam1269
Every god damned time I try and give this answer, some sonofabitch beats me to it. ????
MieLArisch
At least
Poisonspit
HsuDoNihm
Pretty slow at the end.
BeeDoubleEwe
Not fast enough to roast a chicken
TheFeralDog
I'm not entirely sure about that, you need a chicken in the video to be sure.
TrashPandaAddict
I belly-laughed for that. Glorious use!
JamesAlegria
Grudgebearingmidget
I understand that reference...Wow
torrias
I've seen it everywhere, I dont understand the reference. Can you please enlighten me?
CobraVenomAintaThang
grklein
Even if he didn't hit the BMW, he probably would've hit the truck in front of it. Btw, license plate looks Brazilian.
3nd3rwiggin
I'm only counting one?
NachoPete
greg20151975
OMG my car - dude is in the ground bleeding
Alecchi
Uh oh that's not where blood goes.
DoNotTakeSeriousPls
The dude? LOOK WHAT THAT IDIOT DID TO THE CAR! Your priorities are clearly in the wrong places.
greg20151975
Obviously your priorities are materialistic
kovakin
Well I mean.. you should probably go check on the guy who just crushed metal with his face.
manslut
Don't know why the fuck this is downvoted. I love my car but I would check on the guy and make sure he's ok first and foremost.
WookieWookieWookie
Yeah, I need to know who to sue to fix my car.
DoNotTakeSeriousPls
Yea yea yea
Junglesvend
... AFTER checking the car he broke
ash020
Eunoterp
Dude on bike: I smelt hot sandwiches!
yelkcubnwahs
StankyPankySammich
Well this WAS at a Wawa, and those sandwiches ARE fucking amazing.
Nathanfake
i'm mostly impressed by how much damaged he made to the car
priorititties
It's a BMW, who cares
ThisOldCPU
Keep in mind, he & the bike combined coming to a complete stop in 0.05 seconds (5 hundredths of a second) against thin sheet steel panels.
TwoCheese
Did he lose his shirt?!
Grillparzer
You can kill a person on a bicycle, although it is mostly yourself.
fakeman2193
I’m impressed how he rolled out of the Camara view
HoldOnToYourGifs
I'm impressed the dude survived.
AzgarOgly
Nope. Stupid people tend to be more durable.
bingotown
Throw a 170 pound bag of wet sand at about 20 mph at the back of car and yeah, that's quite a bit of energy to absorb.
ShadowBurn
Hold my beer. I'm putting my back into it.
DidItForScience
No, no put your sand into it.
ThisOldCPU
Godspeed, You have earned my respect.
Nathanfake
RIP
AzgarOgly
Looks like it would be around 3k moneyz.
themanwhoisalternatelyrudeandpolite
more like 6k
okeydokeylittlesmoky
More. I got rear ended with minimal visable damage. $8k was where they stopped tallying bc car was totaled by that point.
AzgarOgly
I say modern damage insurance system is a scam. I have seen cases where they replace body panels literally over scratched paint. //
AzgarOgly
Because insurance companies are interested in revenues, body shops are also. And client has very little control over what is done there.
WHYvictimsofabombraid
Same here. I thought BMW made high quality german cars.
MAXRR
Would you expect the guy to bounce all the way back off, what?
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
X series are made in the US.
AzgarOgly
I bet european X series BMWs have just minor differences with US built ones.
WHYvictimsofabombraid
That explains it.
theAluminumFalcon
He must be a thick dude
BabySharkEtc
blaid0
Nah, modern cars are designed to crumple. People bitch about it but it's good engineering from a safety viewpoint.
Mapachedorado
yea... My micra had 1.5 mamage from hitting a pole as 2 mph. it's got NOTHING behind the facia on the corners. I want a steel Bumper!
Aurgasmic
"Good" Highly subjective that. I'm no fan of having my car smushed because some twat hit it.
blaid0
Meh, cars can be repaired and replaced. Humans not so much.
Aurgasmic
Depends WHAT hit it. If it was another vehicle (because some people are just blind) you might just end up with a write-off
blaid0
Well, sure, but the focus should be and is on keeping the occupants safe, not keeping the machine intact.
godskook
The alternative is smushing a person, typically.
Alighierian
And having your neck whipped like a supersonic didgeridoo on steroids when somebody bumps into your rear because there's no crumbling absorb
FuryM0nk
I want my car to be fully metal again!!! you mean so you can kill the 3 cars in front of you when you get into a crash?
ButterfaceTaintClown
Errr. Yyyyyyyyesssnnnnnno?
TypeIV
And yourself
IjustChangedMyNameToProveAPoint
Yes!
tedocem
Crown Vic. Luckily, if it's white, everyone drives cautiously around it anyway.
prepeymad
Ah yes.
Toderdj
We used to watch safety videos from the good ol days. 2 cars, head on, almost no real damage, everyone inside dead.
Neboskrebnut
I bet you can save on insurance back then.
bingotown
Like raw eggs rattling around in a metal box.
FuryM0nk
it’s all about force absorption.
Sandman801
Not for that guy...
Fludz
yeah. he would've been less hurt had it not crumpled so it was way more like hitting an odd shaped brick wall. cuz that's how physics works
mitharas
You don't physics a lot, right?
n0n53n53
he is not designed to crumple
stimpsonjcatt
Maybe fold a little though
ThisOldCPU
And it's actually more economical. Lighter weights, less materials. Crumple designs have moved the industry and safety standards ahead.
CheapBeerAndBadDecisions
old cars crumpled too, along with the people inside https://youtu.be/fPF4fBGNK0U
AzgarOgly
It is not. Modern car of a similar size is not much lighter than it was before crumple zones.
ThisOldCPU
BOM for a new door is lower. Weight remained linear due to swapping lighter panels w/ increased void use by harnesses, CPUs, sensors, etc
AzgarOgly
Electronics, comfort features and other extras weigh nothing compared to the body of the car. And weight of the body remains same or grows.
hep0710510
Modern cars weigh around 50% more than old, mostly due to increased safety. You don't find 700kg cars in the market anymore.